28.12.11

130th Temporal Tuesday - 27 December

RyanosaurusRex: For #TemporalTues, I'm going to the 1950s to hang with James Dean. How could I not?

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1871, Crystal Palace, London - I visited the world's first cat show. I hope the second one is better organized.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Apparently I've visited Asimov before today. When I popped in he says "For the 100th time, no I not writing fanfic about you."

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scablander: How to Time Travel (instructional video from National Geographic) How to Time Travel #TemporalTues

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21.12.11

129th Temporal Tuesday - 20 December

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1192 - Despite my warning, Richard the Lionheart was captured in Vienna by Duke Leopold. I told Richard not to eat chicken!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1969 - Just back from buying a copy of Peter, Paul and Mary's "Leaving on a Jet Plane".

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fangarius:Fangarian Holiday TemporalTues: First stop, takin' the TARDIS 2 to Marizpan City to celebrate Knishmas w/Chowder #TemporalTues

fangarius: Fangarian Holiday TemporalTues: Then invite Ris to come w/me to Stormalong Harbor for Low Tidings Day #TemporalTues

fangarius: Secretly Ris and I were going to 'punk' Knish Krinkle w/a Smengerbread TARDIS, watch out on how you eat it. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Then we're going to Stormalong and take Flapjack and K'nucles on a Low Tidings' Adventure #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Took Lilly to Vienna c1192 for some struddel. Big commotion, some ape descendant w/ a lion's heart named Richard was captured.

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BoArthur: @Wendell_Howe I'd go back and meet Tesla, personally. #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe:@BoArthur Tesla likes to do things in threes so you should go back two more times. #TemporalTue

BoArthur: @Wendell_Howe I was thinking I'd go & visit him but I'd also have myself go visit him from 2 other future times so it'd be 3 of me at once!

Wendell_Howe: @BoArthur Good call. Tesla would probably find that more comforting than scary. #TemporaTues

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14.12.11

128th Temporal Tuesday - 13 December

History_Singers: Germans and Brits sing the same song across a hospital corridor during #WWII. #TemporalTues #LiliMarlene Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: Scarlett and Rhett waltz to a song in 4/4 time. Huh? Actual mega-hit of the #CivilWar #TemporalTues #GWTW Yout Hit Parade

History_Singers: Just listened to #BeingForTheBenefitofMrKite and had to turn over the #record. #TemporalTues #Beatles #SgtPepper Your Hit Parade

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fangarius: The Inquisitor's going through the Chronosphere pretending to be the Ghost of Christmas Future to those Scrooges through Time #TemporalTues

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1577, Plymouth - Saw Sir Francis Drake's fleet depart at the start of his circumnavigation of the world. His ship was Pelican.

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ZAmmi: Sounding It Out sings Gower Wassail Foldedol fol dedoldedol fol dedoldedol fol dedol dedi #temporaltues off 18thC carolsingin to record their jaunty song

ZAmmi: A-wassail, a-wassail thruout all the town Our cup it is white & our ale it is brown Our wassail is made o the good ale & cake #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Some nutmeg and ginger, the best you can bake.. #temporaltues They all seem a bit tipsy.. They're swaying keeps bumping into my hidden mic!

ZAmmi: @explodingdragon yoo poot in zee custoomes,und a guud peench ooff cheer,pup it in zee teememechine-a,&zee red boottun heetten! #temporaltues

@ExplodingDragon: @ZAmmi Up til the temporal tues hashtag I thought you were doing a swedish chef impression.

ZAmmi: @explodingdragon Bork bork bork #temporaltues

@RyanosaurusRex: @ExplodingDragon Just my thought! @zammi

ZAmmi: @RyanosaurusRex what do the Swedish think of the Swedish Chef? /cc @ExplodingDragon

@ZAmmi: @ExplodingDragon :D maybe we should get the Swedish Chef to give @Wendell_Howe his recipe ;)

ExplodingDragon: @ZAmmi *sniggers* That's brilliant.

@Wendell_A_Howe: Does your Wassail recipe include tea? @ZAmmi @ExplodingDragon

ZAmmi: @Wendell_A_Howe I'm sure Victorian carollers were offered tea when they went door to door ;) @ExplodingDragon

ZAmmi: @Wendell_A_Howe In the 18th C, tea was drunk in an evening, after supper- unlike Victorian tradition. So it'd be on tap! @ExplodingDragon

7.12.11

127th Temporal Tuesday - 6 December

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues December 6, 1991 - premiere of movie "Star Trek VI - Undiscovered Country". I was disappointed with this.

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History_Singers: #TemporalTues Pearl Harbor chaplain who helped move ammunition is immortalized in a galvanizing song. Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: #TemporalTues "We Did It Before And We Can Do It Again" is composed and performed a mere 3 days after #PearlHarbor Your Hit Parade

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30.11.11

126th Temporal Tuesday - 29 November

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1963 - Listened to "I want to hold your hand" in a record shop in Liverpool. Many excited teenagers there too. #Beatles

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1775 - Visited Sir James Jay to see his new invention of invisible ink but he could not find it.

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues September 5th 1976. Watching the premier episode of The Muppet Show with Lilly.

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History_Singers: "Battle Hymn of the Republic" -- The Evolution of an Iconic American Anthem #TemporalTues Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: What did Bo Diddley unleash after being introduced by a confused Ed Sullivan on November 20, 1955? #TemporalTues Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: The singer was tired of the song: Jesse Bartlett Davis and "Oh Promise Me" #TemporalTues @Wendell_Howe Your Hit Parade

History_Singers #TemporalTues Mark Twain was spotted in Baden-Baden thoroughly enjoying an outdoor performance of "Der Fremersberg." Your Hit Parade

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23.11.11

125th Temporal Tuesday

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Wednesday, 16 November
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indykitty: #temporalTues I am a day late and a quid short :D #mol #giggle

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mousewords: For my birthday, I wanted to go to the 27th century & get a signed copy of @Wendell_Howe's book: The Rise of Tea in Victorian Great Britain and Its Social Impact #temporaltues

mousewords: But since I have the flu, I didn't want to spread germs to @Wendell_Howe--or reintroduce flu to 27th century society! Altho- #temporaltues

mousewords: -it did cross my mind that 27th century medicine could cure my achy fever in a heartbeat. ;) But I refrained. #temporaltues

mousewords: Now I discover that Professor @Wendell_Howe caught a cold while in the field, anyway.. Wendell's Tweet I wonder... #temporaltues

mousewords: Is there such a thing as an ESP virus? 0_0 #temporaltues

scablander: @mousewords Yes there is an esp virus. I was fine until Wendell caught a cold. A couple of hours later I came down with one! #TemporalTues

mousewords: @scablander I TOTALLY relate to that! I caught a bug from @RustyNorman once! #TemporalTues

scablander: @mousewords Hmm, wonder if they make Zicam or something for writers? #TemporalTues

mousewords: @scablander I bet the prescription would be to write about someone in the peak of health, especially in first-person POV #TemporalTues

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Tuesday, 22 November
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1963, Dallas. Yes, JKF was shot. No, it WASN'T me. It was a Mafia plot.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues went forward 3,000,000+ years, grabbed a Talkie the Toaster (patent pending) & left it at Roswell 60 years ago. Good times.

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fangarius: In honor of the Muppets, it's going to be a Muppet #TemporalTues!

fangarius: Gonzo wants to go back to 79 AD for his Volcanic Chicken Juggling routine at Vesuvius, but Camilla has reservations. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Miss Piggy wants to be The Doctor's next Companion and travel through all the Universe's fashion eras. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Kermit just wants to travel in T-2 on a random course, except anything Prehistoric. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Statler and Waldorf want to go back to 1908 and heckle Houdini, then 50 BC to razz the Romans as Asterix & The Gauls kick butt #TemporalTues

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16.11.11

124th Temporal Tuesday - 15 November

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1577 - Watched Sir Francis Drake leave Plymouth on the start of his voyage around the world. (He later returned for repairs.)

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Drake's world "cruise" started properly on 13th December 1577, after storm repairs to his ships from his first attempt.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues went & applied at NASA. Wanted to be 1st Shuttle pilot. 2 problems, they don't hire illegal aliens & sobriety is mandatory

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ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - Another @ClassicDW story to recommend, this one upcoming: #TerrorOfTheZygons! One of two... Terror of the Zygons

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10.11.11

123rd Temporal Tuesday - 8 November

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Wednesday, 2 November
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ZAmmi: Quick Question: If you had a time machine and could go anywhere, where/when would you go? #Temporaltues

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ZAmmi: @Canageek nice! Why that movie in particular? #Temporaltues @dorfird

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mousewords: @zammi 27th century & buy a signed copy of @Wendell_Howe's tea book! To afford it I can sell an antique. Today's paper wld do. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @mousewords If an unsigned copy costs several million, how much would a signed one cost?! #temporaltues

mousewords: @ZAmmi 0_0 Oh...that's true! I should bring a VHS tape too, just in case. I have quite a few with MacGyver.. #temporaltues

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KinkyPi: @ZAmmi I'm not sure, but I think it would end up in a bed. #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi I'd actually probably go back in time to some non-western civilizations&document their sexual moors before Christianity #temporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi We have a fair number of accounts of very different behaviour, including at least one good study, #temporaltues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi but no one would admit to it after the missionaries were done. Free lovin' Samoans? bottom of the page #temporalTues

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Wow, that was a very interesting read. The journalist is right, it's impossible to tell, in hindsight

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi #tempoarlTuesday I heard about another culture where when European explorers arrived women swam out, pulled them onto the beach and

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi had sex with them --After months at sea the men didn't exactly object. ;) From the Hardcore History podcast #TempoaralTues

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi I have a suspicion adolescent boasting was involved, at least in some part

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Going back in time to study a culture before outside contact sounds marvellous. #temporalTues


KinkyPi: @ZAmmi You wouldn't, but if you timed it to be JUST after contact you could get them before too tainted.

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Or do it *way* before, like 200 years. You'd get cultural drift, but one person would vanish in an oral culture.

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Interesting thought about oral culture.We often find oral cultures have longer folk memories than written ones. Did you know [cont]

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi ...that nomads in the Arabian peninsula can still name and correctly indicate the position of mountains that have been underwater--

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi since the last glacial maximum? There are many examples like that. We have shorter memories bc we don't use them in the same way

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi #TemporalTues True, probably because you can't prove that.

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Actually not true.That's a post-writing culture misconception.Performers of Oral histories prided themselves in unswerving accuracy

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Things are lost, yes, when invasion or epidemic or any number of factors hindered passing down the stories

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi but the bards and trained storytellers in particular were careful to the point of paranoia about accuracy.

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi I'm sure ONE of those civilizations has the reported open sexual moors. One vasectomy, pick a point in time they wouldn't remember

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Or at least, arrive in such a way so no signification attached- say in a storm tossed local ship. Step X: Lots of fun. #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Anyway, We can't tell which of those is right- so we get a time machine and have some fun.

KinkyPi: @Zammi We should invite that Victorian gentlemen, @Wendell_Howe to come with us: He looks like he needs his ashes raked #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Can't it be both? You do so much better work when you are also having fun. #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Find a job you love and you never have to work a day in your life #TemporalTues

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Wendell_Howe: It's #TemporalTues http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ I'm trying to find Penny Lane.

FamilyTreeUK: @wendell_howe avoid the Barber - he'll show you his photo collection and that'll keep you there for what feels like years #pennylane

TMDWP: @Wendell_Howe It's one of several roads leading off a roundabout if that helps. There's a shelter in the middle of it. #pennylane

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues - I had to leave 1974 in rather a hurry as I was mistaken for Lord Lucan. It seems my "accent doesn't fool anyone".

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shinyemptyhead: For #TemporalTues, let's go a-conquering. RT @qikipedia: In the 12th century, the Danish army consisted of only seven men
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2.11.11

122nd Temporal Tuesday - 1 November

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Wednesday, 26 October
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puelladocta: @Wendell_Howe How on earth have you been?! I feel like I've fallen off the earth, but your tweet about #TemporalTues got me all nostalgic

puelladocta: I really need to do #TemporalTues again, but I always forget :P

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Tuesday, 1 November
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Visited Rome in 1512 to see the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel when it was first exhibited to the public. Quite a crowd!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is beautiful. It was painted between 1508 and 1512 by Michelangelo.

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thinkinitalics: I'm @ Fyrisvallen in Uppsala, Sweden in 950. I am wounded by Styrbjörn Starke. With my last strength, I write this tweet. #TemporalTues

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_YourStoryCoachYour Story Coach
@Wendell_Howe Heading back to 1660 to watch Peg Hughes play Desdemona: Random Biographies #TemporalTues

Wendell_A_Howe: @_YourStoryCoach I must say, I have to agree with Charles II on this one. #TemporalTues

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Wendell_Howe:A #TemporalTues Tune: An ancient love song to Liverpool Ferry Across the Mersey

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ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - Time to recommend a @ClassicDW story! #GenesisOfTheDaleks was a childhood favorite, as much... Genesis of the Daleks

ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - Another @ClassicDW story to recommend, this one upcoming: #TerrorOfTheZygons! One of two... Terror of the Zygons

ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - From @ClassicDW's #NewBeginnings boxed set, #Logopolis mixes high-concept sci-fi with a... Logopolis

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Wednesday, 2 November
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Captain_Zaphod: I know, I'm a little late for #TemporalTues but I lost track of time in 2658 at the Time Stream Pub across the street from the Institute.

Wendell_A_Howe: @Captain_Zaphod Tell Frank "hello" for me. Best barkeep in the world. =):{ #TemporalTues

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26.10.11

121st Temporal Tuesday - 25 October

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1667 Despite me joining with those who wanted to rebuild London in a grid plan after the fire, the old streets were rebuilt.

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wildfeather: Going back in time to when Britain was a smattering of tropical islands in a wide shallow sea, to get some beach time. #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1970's waited till he finished filming the masterpiece "Hardware Wars" & then stole Artie-Deco. (Cont.)

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt.2) Artie-Deco chirps & beeps his complaints about Marvin as much as Marvin complains bout everything else. (Sigh)

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Wendell_Howe: 1871 Liverpool - Be nice to go watch young John Lennon playing at Strawberry Field. photo #TemporalTues

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19.10.11

120th Temporal Tuesday - 18 October

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Friday, 14 October
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followthewabbit@Wendell_Howe You're wight! Students will always find a way.Maybe exams should be on a #TemporalTuesday Hoppy #FollowFriday fwom the Wabbit

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mousewords I know when I'm going next #TemporalTuesday -27th century to buy Dr. @Wendell_Howe's new book! Wendell Howe Blogspot Now to get £999,995..

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Tuesday, 18 October
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Mortythemouth #TemporalTues 2199-Watching the demolition of the Golden Gate Bridge,made obsolete by modern day travel methods.Old phone booths recycled.

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Captain_Zaphod #TemporalTues 1912 opened a pteredactyl hot wings booth in Maple White Land. Challenger is a great customer, but reminds me of Marvin.

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followthewabbit @Wendell_Howe It's the Wabbit on #TemporalTuesday ! Adelphi Hotel quote from 1974 "Sorry no pints, We don't cater for the working man" =: )

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Superlambanana @Wendell_Howe i get my bus to work from outside the Adelphi. At about 9am, wave to me from 1871

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mousewords (Feel free to follow the TT100 hashtag: a continuing tale celebrating 100 #TemporalTues time travel adventures, courtesy of @WendellHowe!)

mousewords Though actually the 100th #Temporaltues was last spring. ^_^ Takes a while to get writing partners together at same time. #nopunintended

The adventure continues from the 110th Temporal Tuesday

@ZAmmi *Shuffles elegantly down marble gallery in cool shade,head locked with @mousewords & Rusty* "I don't KNOW what's going on! But, have" #TT100

@ZAmmi "Either of you /seen/ her since yesterday?" *looks back and forth between @mousewords & Rusty, anxiously* #TT100

@wildfeather ::Tugs at uncomfortable UN-stretchy fabric seam,&swats away fly, squinting into hot June sun as @CassieBarrister talks to stableboy:: #TT100

@mousewords @ZAmmi *shakes head* *adjusts slipping topknot* /what I'd give for hairspray../ "Not I, last I saw her was at dinner" #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi @mousewords "i saw Wild...for a minute" :still-confused face-scrunch: "but that's it" #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords Same here, I thought she was taking breakfast in her room.. *Eyes widen* her room! We should check her room! #TT100

@wildfeather ::Jigging on heels to ease achy stand-still legs:: *Huffsigh* #TT100

@CassieBarrister *smiles at teen stableboy* "Oka- um. All right, thanks." *walks back to @Wildfeather through barn, kicking up manure-y dust* #tt100

@wildfeather ::finally has enuf:: Oi, Nancy Drew! You do da interviewy thing, I'll have anudder look around. @CassieBarrister #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister ::Gives u an exaggerated sigh 'finally!' rollyeyes:: "Wot he say?" #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "Well" *wipes hair away from forehead under mobcap* "wow, it's gettin hot already--he said, there's no OFFICIAL info... #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "...on even WHICH footman made a run for it, since 2 didn't show up for work this morning...but the kid has an idea #tt100

@ZAmmi *Swans gracefully up wide stairs, skirt embracing the plush carpet with a trailing swish... the height of refinement* @mousewords #TT100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "which one was sweet on FP. THAT footman doesn't have a horse. but there's a guy who carts milk from the farm every day #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Ideas. I'm all up for ideas. #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "an coulda given them a ride without sayin anything to the big boss about it. Farms have horses, yknow. Maybe they..?" #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister d'farm? milk? wha-? Nuh-no.we're lookin for a FOOTman >_> not dat I wouldnt put it past er to b all blazé n general #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Ohhhh! *eyes dart across floor, chewin lip in a 'another contingency? Great.' kind of way* I adn't thought o' dat #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :tugs collar, goin a little warm watchin GracefulZammi™: @_@ >_> @mousewords "uh. hot day. whew!!" #tt100

@ZAmmi *Soon as she's round the corner & out of view of milling guests, kicks of shoes, picks them up, hitches up skirt & runs* @RustyNorman #tt100

@ZAmmi *Soon as she's round the corner & out of view of milling guests,kicks off shoes, picks them up, hitches up skirt & runs* @RustyNorman #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Good thing there aren't any security cameras in this day & age, eh? *Glances upwards at where ceiling meets wall* #tt100

@RustyNorman :face breaks into wide grin at @ZAmmi : "maybe I oughta give em a brochure, huh?[under breath "ain't she gorgeous"]" :jogs after Z: #tt100

@mousewords #TT100 *follows @ZAmmi's lead & scoops up lacy Edwardian skirts in one hand, shoes in the other* "Not really zombie-fighting attire" #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Right, farm it is den. *stride* *Skiphalt* ::Suddenly uncertain:: or should we liason wiv de ovvers first? #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister No. no time. C'mon! #TT100

@ZAmmi *Reaches door* *Drops skirts & gives them a perfunctory brush down, in case the maid's still inside* *Warily clicks open latch**Push* #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather *shrug* "we couldn't reach em in the house anyway, we're personas without grottos. or something." *follows* #tt100

@MassTwitFic @ZAmmi The room is neatly aired & devoid of occupants. The large fourposter has a smoothed pastel coverlet in patchworked silk #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Grottos?*Scratches under hem of mobcap as walks* u fink dey'd be hidin out in a garden cave..thing?*huntpreoccupied* #tt100

@ZAmmi @MassTwitFic *Cases room hastily, instinctively avoiding leaving fingerprints without thinking over if it's necessary. Eyes scanning* #TT100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *exasperated sigh* it's impossible to say if she was in her evenin clothes or mornin or..what's just been tidied away! #TT100

@mousewords @ZAmmi *peeks into armoire* "I wonder if she took any-oh!" *holds up dress w large faint spot on front* "She wore this last night!" #TT100

@wildfeather *Reaches farm* Right *Already glancing about for spoors* @CassieBarrister U ask da farmboy, I'll circle around. see if I can see any #tt100

@RustyNorman @mousewords @ZAmmi "hey yeah! she knocked the soup into er lap! looks like they could do with some prewash here" #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister..trace of dem. *pause* DON'T ask him to pass u a pitcher. *Creases over double* ppfff! *Briefest silent giggle*Gone* #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister..trace of dem. *pause* DON'T ask him to pass u a pitcher. *Creases over double* ppfff! *Briefest silent giggle* #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister *Straightens immediately* ::seriousface:: *Gone* #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords @RustyNorman so she went to bed then. Unless.. did she re-dress & come back down again, for the evening? I didn't see her #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "let's find th maid who takes care o this room, she'd know bout th clothes. if FP was swoonin, doubt she'd wait t'do laundry" #tt100

@CassieBarrister *tipsy trudge across dry, rutted soil* "pitcher, pffft. I get the feeling @wildfeather's not talking about baseball..." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman You're the detective. *Sucks lip* I wish we knew WHAT was going on #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Follows you out of the room* #tt100

@ZAmmi *pauses halfway down corridor* @RustyNorman *low whisper* "Russ.." #tt100

@RustyNorman [walking thru warm, fancy hallways, lookin for maids or butler, but finding nothin. mutters "seen but not heard"] @Zammi "hmm?" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Almost imperceptibly beckons with her finger locked against her dress, hidden by folds* #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :raises eyebrows questioningly, walks over: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *eyes glance nervously, picking up on your 'seen but not heard' bodylanguage & thinking of listening ears* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Suddenly feels herself tonguetied* /lip-read?/ ::Slips arm in crook of @mousewords elbow & leads her to face window:: #tt100

@ZAmmi "What a beautiful view." *Waits for you to join us* @RustyNorman #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi "Isn't it? I wish I'd brought my oil paints!" <_< My 20th century oil paints..that need an electric heatgun to set them.. #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi [wanders to window, forehead puckered] #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Murmurs under her breath* "Servants talk." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman We can't ask them anything. Low profile? Forgettable? There's so many people here,they might not know she's missing #TT100

@mousewords @ZAmmi *thoughtful murmur*" "Be forgettable, the cardinal rule of time travel" #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :wince: "yeh, I guess it wouldn't reflect too well on the US if a senator lost track of his guests, either" #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *Perspires just a little bit, touching her fingers delicately to her neck* #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman I wish we knew what-- Where IS Wild? No Cass either? Russ. What ~exactly did she say to you? #tt100

@RustyNorman :rubs chin in thot: @Zammi "Hey, remember i said Wild was rantin about FP this mornin? said she..went out a huntin door?" #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :getting more worried: #teamprotectormode "Wild was in a state,gone ninja. What if-I mean, what if the 3 of em aren't..here?" #tt100

@mousewords @RustyNorman @ZAmmi "Cassie brought me coffee, like 8:30 or so. So she was here then. After that" *thinks* "I didn't see her at all" #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :pushes back jacket & hooks thumbs in waistcoat pockets, thotfully: "hey that's right, we're dealin in 4 dimensions. dang..." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Where did u see her last? In ur room? *Starts hastening towards room in an outwardly casual manner..if that's possible* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *fractional Hesitation* We can't enter there. But.. Look everywhere. Above the curtains, in the water jug, where ever it #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman was /exactly/ you last set eyes on her. The very last place #tt100

@ZAmmi RT cos it seems 2b missin RT @ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Looks at you under apprehensive eyebrow*Not here as in here, or not here as in Now? #tt100

@RustyNorman [purposeful/thotful walk to room, if :that's: possible] @ZAmmi "last place i saw Wild...either she was ninja-hoppin off th walls, or- #tt100

@RustyNorman [enters room, sharp eyes & hazy memory scanning the washstand, windows, bed...] :snaps fingers: #tt100

@RustyNorman [kneels in creaky pants & lifts the bedskirt]:muffled voice: "last I saw the kid she was hidin out under here from the maid, #tt100

@RustyNorman "like a gossip bomb waitin t'go off":raises rumpled head,looks @Zammi & @mousewords in hall: "what'm i lookin for?bigger'n a katana?" #tt100

@mousewords "-or smaller than a dust bunny?" @Zammi @RustyNorman #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Looks boggling at you* /There's a katana under the bed?/ Uh..perhaps your cufflink rolled under the bed? It's small #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman after all, & not easy to see? I know it's a..long shot but if that's where u last saw it, I mean..when u were by the bed #tt100

@ZAmmi *Winces* /If he SAW it under the bed, he wouldn't be searching for it now/ #TT100

@RustyNorman :grins at @Zammi tryin to say two things at once: /adorable/ "yeah, good idea! i'll look." :ducks head under bed: #tt100

@RustyNorman [nothing's on the floor except the vine pattern of a stiff, tight-plush rug. no dust bunnies, no "cufflink" #tt100

@RustyNorman [he strains against tie& collar to peer up at the shadowy slats & bedframe, cringing-cautious of spiders. then a shot of adrenaline- #tt100

@RustyNorman [spikes into his brain at sight of something small& lighter than shadows.he reaches under,plucks it from the bedframe,then stands] #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *Flicks you a look of excitement under a face still as a china doll barely containing the words 'He's found something!'* #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *Flicks you a look of excitement under a face still as a china doll. Barely containing the words 'He's found something!'* #tt100

@RustyNorman :rejoins @Zammi &@mousewords, casually tugging his wristcuff: "Got it. o by th way speakin o small stuff.." :search in breast pocket: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Voice wobbles a fraction, immediately schooled* Let's go for a walk in the garden. *All bright & cheerfulness* It's a #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman ..lovely day. /Gaghd I sound like a toff/ #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "-ah, cool!..cooler. in the garden. yeah. an i can show you ladies the latest letter from my lil sister- #tt100

@RustyNorman :suave grin: "her drawin's comin along. she's really into that newfangled oriental art." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Oh! *Appreciative smile* I shall be all attentiveness I assure u. *Links @mousewords arm & skips breezily down corridor* #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords "...And, do you know when she sat down it played God Save the Queen!" [Grin] *Bustles over the grass mirthfully* #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi "That's the darndest kind of whoopee cushion I've *ever* heard of.." ;) *holds skirt above dry grass* #TT100

@ZAmmi *As soon as she enters the coppice at edge of the lawn,spins to face Rusty,drops the facade* @RustyNorman Whatdiyufind? Whatdiyufind? #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "you! an you're gorgeous" :swiftly drops a caressing kiss on your true-rose lips, under cover of greenery: #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :in the next beat, brings out a small square of paper from his coat pocket & hands it to u: "lookit that!" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *blinks, happily, startled by hasty movement drops gaze to paper* ::Hesitantly unfurls:: It better not turn out to be #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman just somebody's tailor's receipt after all that. *No handwriting at all, just a block of erratic black&white squares* #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :grins: "not n'less they tailored a suit in the 21st century" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman what..? *Looks at it closely. Edwardian-attuned brain shortcircuiting at sight of modern symbol,blanking interpretation* #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :searches in other pockets, pulls out 'cigar case': "very popular art form around Apple orchards" :wink: "let's hope #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "27th century tech cn still read ancient QR codes" :opens case, starts fingering screen: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Tempcausality Freak out* What have you got in your po-- ::Mouth clamps shut:: ::Collapses into giggles:: #tt100

@wildfeather @RustyNorman The code is an URL link - Good thing @Wendell_Howe tweets from the field. Internet blackspot'd be a pain in the butt... #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :impsh wink: "do y'know how hard it is fer a programmer to keep from jailbreakin this?" :waves shiny 27th c computer: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Squeezes cheek against your arm*happy sigh at physical contact after Edwardian stifling societal constraints*- #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Better than finding an iPhone 5 in a bar? ;) #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :slides arm snugly round your waist while operating Wendell's cigar case computer w other hand: "close second." ;] #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Nose wrinkles up in a creasing grin at Rusty being so true to form* You and your Apples. I should buy you a fruit bowl. #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Nose wrinkles up in a creasing grin at Rusty being so true to form* You & your Apples. I should buy you a greengrocers #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "or an apple tree" :grins: #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi @RustyNorman *running out of birdwatching opportunities while you two banter, I turn my attention to the QR code note* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman ::Mock surprise:: keep your shirt on #tt100

@mousewords @RustyNorman @Zammi "You know, @Wildfeather drew that in pen & ink..the detail work is amazing! Can the computer read it?" #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords How do we know she got it right? o_0 ::New admiration for WF if she can design QR codes from the top of her head:: Or did #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords Wendell give her a computer in her besom? #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :tap-tapping screen: "i gotta keep my shirt on, it's got like a billion buttons...ok, lets find out" :holds cigar case up #tt100

@RustyNorman :to the code paper in @ZAmmi's hand: [as everyone leans close to watch, data begins filling the screen ] #tt100

@wildfeather #tt100 パンダ離れて潜入。フット男。 なじる。あなたは私が悩みだと思っ

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman @mousewords Oh no! She didn't draw it right! It's in *Squints* Korean? Mandarin? *Shakes head* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Spots @Wildfeather's name at side of screen* Oh, it IS hers #tt100

@RustyNorman @Zammi :blinks: "it's...Japanese, says 'panda sneak away. foot man. twit. you think i'm trouble'.." @mousewords @wildfeather #tt100

@mousewords @RustyNorman @Zammi "Oh dear.." @Wildfeather #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *starts to say 'if I didn't know you better, I'd be quite amazed at your linguistic abili--* gets as far as*"if-- WHAT?! #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Oh. *Brain run over a mental swathe of consequences* Oh no. #TT100

@RustyNorman @Zammi @mousewords :dazed look as thots fall tetris-style into columns: "no wonder Wild was freakin out...she musta gone after FP" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *sways* >Blacks out for split second< *Clutches your sleeve* *Steadies* Russ! #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman What are we gonna do? #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :catches you in strong close grip, holds u close: "don' worry baby, don' worry...we'll..." :at a momentary loss: #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi @RustyNorman *looks toward house* *gathers up skirts* "I think *I'm* going to order some lemonade for Lady Z..& meanwhile, #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman *looks back ovr shoulder at you*"..see if I can find my lady's maid. You guys maybe see if you can contact Wild" #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman "through the computer before you head back." *skips off in semi-ladylike hurry across waving sun-dried grass* #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman *taking as deep a breath of the hot breeze as I can in a corset, to prep me for possible AWOL @CassieBarrister-- #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman *and, glancing back at the finally-alone lovebirds, to clear away my grin before I reach the house* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Sinks into your blazer, head swimming with the pulsing slosh in ears* #tt100


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12.10.11

119th Temporal Tuesday - 11 October

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Pt.1 -1975 on safari for the rare, never-before-photographed, fuzzy-feathered Pip Squaker bird. A bipedal cat & mouse managed

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Pt.2 to trap the shy bird w/ a carrot (a Pip Squaker's favorite food) to take a picture of it. Squaker is now

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Pt.3 stuffed & mounted on the deck of the Heart of Gold. Left the mammals on Traal w/ a family of Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts.

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fangarius: Seems both my relations, the Addamses and Munsters want me & the TARDIS 2 to go back to 1348 to the days of the Black Plague #TemporalTues

fangarius: Whereas Mordecai and Rigby want me to go back to June 25, 1976, when The Omen came to theaters. #TemporalTues

fangarius: In honor of Vincent's Centennial, I'd go back to 1960 through 68 and watch some of his films, like "Tales of Terror." #TemporalTues

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ZAmmi: Feta cheese,olives,coarse bread,wild leaves & wine-If I'm gonna do the Mediterranean Diet properly, it must be Ancient Greece! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Wearing a garment called a peplos. It's open on one side! (how risqué!) Made of white linen with a pretty vine pattern #temporaltues

ZAmmi: The Mediterranean Diet does not mean pasta! It's a diet that has remained the same in places like Crete since the Stone Age. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It relies on fresh fruit & vegetables supplemented by bread, olive oil, wine and a little cured fish or cheese. Delicious! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It's a diet that's so healthy that experts in the 20th century recommended mimicking it. I'm here to document the real thing #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Even today Cretans gather various wild,aromatic plants to make 'horta' salad to sell at market.It's more popular than takeaway #temporaltues

ZAmmi: They chop them up small to make pesto, slathered in olive oil, -good for lentils & in tomato stews- or simply serve it fresh. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It's kind of exciting knowing we're eating food that would have been served to Alexander the Great's troops or at Knossos. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: The palace at Knossos holds 1300 rooms, many with oil & wine presses & storerooms for tons & tons olive oil -used as currency. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Hidden underneath the pithoi - large clay storage vases for wine, grain & oil- were secret vaults containing gold! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It's calculated the vats at Knossos could hold 246,000 litres! How many martinis could you make with all the olives for that? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: So you could say the king was rolling in it.. Literally! Using oil in massaging & grooming was very popular.Who says he didnt? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Modern towns claim to have trees over 2500yrs old. Maybe I could pinpoint the coordinates of ancient groves, see if any match? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Want to visit the ancient Mediterranean? What, you don't have a time machine? Try these sumptuous recipes. The Cretan Diet #Temporaltues

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scablander: Taking Time Machine back in time to 1960 to watch The Time Machine. #TemporalTues

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5.10.11

118th Temporal Tuesday - 4 October

tomwrussell: I find myself conemplating time today. Maybe it's from watching the season finale of #DrWho, Maybe it's because today is #TemporalTues

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Wendell_Howe: It's #TemporalTues http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ If you had a time machine, where would you go? (No fair going back to buy stocks.)

@psytacIan: @Wendell_Howe - Liverpool where I was brought up; but which has such a long and colourful, as well as influential, history.

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28.9.11

117th Temporal Tuesday - 27 September

fangarius: #TemporalTues Not sure if I want to time travel or dimensional hop. Might visit the Watersons.. might go visi… (cont) link

fangarius: Or I might visit my relations, The Addamses, then The Munsters.. Uncle Gomez is fond of Walden.. #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues just got a copy of "The Time Traveler’s Pocket Guide" from @Sekelsky have you? Shoulda gotten this be stealing Heart of Gold.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues The Chrono Corps have marked my purchasing of the TTPG & are close on my temporal tail. They hate when members go rogue.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I enjoyed a fireside chat with some old Neanderthal pals of mine, Ogg and Ugg. Surprised about their flint-axe philosophy.

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ProfessorMorrow: #temporaltues It appears to be 1995, Cleveland. The security technology is vastly better than my own world in the same era. I'm intrigued.

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21.9.11

116th Temporal Tuesday - 20 September

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Wednesday, 14 September
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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues Nepal-1959. Lilly & I arrested. Who knew it's illegal to take pics of Lilly in risqué attire w/ a Yeti? link

Wendell_A_Howe: @Captain_Zaphod Sppt! Your #TemporalTues link doesn't work...and I'm intrigued by the photo you described...never seen a yeti before.

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe this: National Archives link should work. Pics confiscated by government. Inappropriate to use atomic disintegrater to reclaim

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe As for the yeti-was picnicking & taking snow bunny pics. He (who was shorter then you'd think) was drawn by goodies.

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe distracted by goodies Lilly was able to sneak over & pose near it.

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe The yeti's fur was like an off-white-howler-monkeyw/ poor posture & worse manners. When done it threw poo at me & ran away

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Monday, 19 September
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ProfessorMorrow: Preparing for departure within the week.Quantum buoys seem to only work on erratic "nexus" jumps, not "permanent" ones. #TemporalTues

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Tuesday, 20 September
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1) I have just returned from Spain in 1519. I went to see the navigator Ferdinand Magellan leave on a trip to Indonesia.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 2) Magellan sailed across the Atlantic and round South America to get to the Pacific ocean. Magellan Strait is named for him.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 3) Magellan died in the Phillippines from a poisoned arrow during a battle with natives. He never saw the voyage's success.

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mrrustymonkey: * a car drives slowly around a college campus, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. *

mrrustymonkey: * inside, a #TemporalTues monkey doll sits quietly. he chokes back tears, as he surveys the damage from a storm. *

mrrustymonkey: * but this isn't what really bothers him this #TemporalTues. it occurs to him that he doesn't know this place anymore.*

mrrustymonkey: * the car pulls up to the student center. he hops out & takes a seat on the steps. then he closes his #TemporalTues eyes. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I'm back in that time when you were alive. It's 1985.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, a new year is about to start! We're choosing our major. It's going to be Art!

mrrustymonkey: We're off @ college #TemporalTues, but it feels just like home. psst...Mt. Berry's actually the same as Rome. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: There's our dorm #TemporalTues, it's the Ford castle to me! And Herman Hall... was once our baby sitter, you see.

mrrustymonkey: We grew up here #TemporalTues. We grew out here as well. What Berry will mean to us... future decades will tell.

mrrustymonkey: There's our nursery #TemporalTues, where we opened our 1st door. There's the reflecting pool that we jumped in @ SOAR!

mrrustymonkey: Let's go to Krannert #TemporalTues & check our mailbox again. Then it's off to the gym, to watch the Viking Fury win!

mrrustymonkey: There's Victory Lake #TemporalTues, where we paddled canoes. In winter, when it froze, we'd skate on it too!

mrrustymonkey: Lets visit the Moon #TemporalTues - another home away from home. It's our place to do art & to be left alone.

mrrustymonkey: This is my place of beginnings #TemporalTues. It's both my present & past. I need this magical place to last & last.

mrrustymonkey: But everything changes #TemporalTues. Skip ahead to 2011. What's happened to my childhood heaven?

mrrustymonkey: I didn't look around enough #TemporalTues. The changes are too hard to bear. I look around now with a blank stare.

mrrustymonkey: Is my Berry gone #TemporalTues? Why didn't they save it for me? All I have left now are my memories.

mrrustymonkey: * thinks for a long time & realizes how selfish his #TemporalTues thoughts have been today & eventually he smiles. *

mrrustymonkey: * it occurs to him, on this #TemporalTues, that he has finally become that grouchy, old alum with the blank stare. *

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I get it now. And it's OK somehow. * whispers, "You can't go home again... soak it up while you can." *

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's time to drive away & sing... Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

mrrustymonkey: I'm missing about 4,495 tweets from my profile. And... @ least 2 of my #TemporalTues tweets go missing each time I time travel? Oh bother!

Happpiii: @mrrustymonkey Mr Rusty Monkey! I am sooo happpiii to see you! I loved your #TemporalTues ... And Miiissiiissiiippiiiiiiiiii!

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pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I borrowed the #TemporalTues machine last week: Pink Bunny Blogspot

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues after last weeks encounter with a Yeti, rest needed, so I took all the quarters I could carry to 1978 to play Space Invaders.

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ladyrainbow: @Wendell_Howe 1991, for personal reasons #TemporalTues

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14.9.11

115th Temporal Tuesday - 13 Tuesday

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Thursday, 8 September
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mrrustymonkey: Me @pinkbunnyr ? Magic? :-) You can certainly borrow @Wendell_Howe 's #TemporalTues time machine & go wherever/ whenever you like! :-)

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Tuesday, 13 September
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pinkbunnyr: *Pink holds herself properly, careful not to slouch. She’s excited that’s she’ll get a proper fainting couch!* #TemporalTues

pinkbunnyr: *Pink turns to glance and feels a wave of euphoria – she has just gotten a glimpse of HRH Queen Victoria!* #TemporalTues

pinkbunnyr: My #TemporalTues adventure is here: Pink Bunny Blogspot

BorisKitty: @pinkbunnyr I likes ur #temporalTues travels, but glad u home now!

followthewabbit: @pinkbunnyr Excellent. Had forgotten it was #temporaltues How did you get on?

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ladyrainbow: 1963...to see the very first #Doctorwho episode on the BBC #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues Nepal-1959. Lilly & I arrested. Who knew it's illegal to take pics of Lilly in risqué attire w/ a Yeti? link

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Wendell_Howe: For #TemporalTues I wish I could bring back a team of 27th century "storm busters" to stop 1900 hurricane and save everyone in Galveston.

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scablander: Forget Sea Biscuit. Seattle Slew is the only racehorse to win the Triple Crown while undefeated. Celebrating the Life of the Great Seattle Slew #TemporalTues

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTuesday Still in an alternate late 1960's. No love-ins for me however, just terrifying spelunking, bizarre monks, and dinosaurs.

ProfessorMorrow: @Wendell_Howe I have to remember to input as #TemporalTues not #TemporalTuesday. My aversion to contractions be damned!

Wendell_A_Howe: @ProfessorMorrow Got you back, old boy. You're on the #TemporalTues blog.

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vonHogflume: Is it Tuesday? Ah, I have overshot again. So I missed #TemporalTues once again. My chronofluxometer needs recalibrating.

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followthewabbit: @pinkbunnyr I enjoyed your #TemporalTues adventure ! But #WabbitWednesday is here !! =:) x

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7.9.11

114th Temporal Tuesday - 6 September

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lousmom313: Apparently, something happened last #temporaltues and I've lost a lot of forks, butter knifes, and all but one of my cooking pot lids..

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Tuesday, 6 September
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues How a passenger in my time machine helped make unicorns extinct. link

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues Stuck in some bizarre altiverse 1968. Dinosaurs and Russians. Be thankful of quantum buffers people. One timeline is enough!

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Wendell_Howe: For #TemporalTues a jouney back in time. 1900s photos of Cambridge: Cambridge Time Traveller Group via @ctimetraveller

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31.8.11

113th Temporal Tuesday - 30 August

mrrustymonkey: * a monkey doll slugs down the stairs, in a #TemporalTues fog. he pours himself a cup of coffee & heads to the conservatory *

mrrustymonkey: * his #TemporalTues employees are gathered around the table, waiting for the morning meeting to start *

mrrustymonkey: * he hears lots of #TemporalTues chatter, mostly about things of no importance. the word "like" is used way too much. *

mrrustymonkey: * he grimaces & closes his eyes as he takes a seat. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine.

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, you kissed me tenderly on the cheek. It's late afternoon, the middle of last week.

mrrustymonkey: When I close my eyes #TemporalTues, I see just me & you. :-) And when I open them again... it's 1992!

mrrustymonkey: We're in a happy place #TemporalTues, where the world's shut away. Nothing bothers us at all on this most perfect day!

mrrustymonkey: We have the wind in our hair #TemporalTues & the sand between our toes! Our plans for this day... nobody knows.

mrrustymonkey: Maybe we'll go sailing #TemporalTues or just sit here & stare? We're just happy to breathe... this relaxed kind of air.

mrrustymonkey: Later we'll get cocktails #TemporalTues at a weird Tiki bar. We'll dance to steel drum music under the stars.

mrrustymonkey: Do you remember this place #TemporalTues? It's where we do all of our art. It's our place of escape - our place of new starts.

mrrustymonkey: Hand me that shell #TemporalTues. I'll put it up to my ear. It'll whisper to me everything I want to hear.

mrrustymonkey: Now hand me that napkin #TemporalTues & let's map out a plan. Let's put it in a bottle & see where it lands.

mrrustymonkey: * notices a familiar lighthouse, with a beacon of #TemporalTues light - so bright it can been seen through the thickest fog *

mrrustymonkey Mr. Rusty Monkey
#TemporalTues, daddy says again to mommy, "Take my hand & we'll run! A world of possibilities awaits."

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, lets walk on the ocean again & sing... Walk on the Ocean

mrrustymonkey: * he opens his #TemporalTues eyes. the fog has lifted. it's nothing but fair winds & following seas now!

mrrustymonkey Mr. Rusty Monkey
* :-) as he heads back up the #TemporalTues staircase, to his room in the very old house *

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I risked life and limb to watch the "battle of Hastings" in 1066. I still could not see if Harold was hit in the eye.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues The Bayeux Tapestry was an early example of war correspondent artistry. Later achieved with paintings and photography.

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nancyoverbury: RT @tomwrussell: We-e-ell doggies! #steamtuesday #TemporalTues is upon us once again! Feels lilke a good day to get stuff done.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues August 1850 celebrated Mary Shelley's last b-day w/ her. Brought Gargleblasters & 70's vinyl Frankenstein costume as presents.

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24.8.11

112th Temporal Tuesday - 23 August

Captain_Zaphod: Poor Reggie, I met him one #TemporalTues He was stuck in the past due to a transporter accident: Reginald Witherspoon III Wonder how he's doing?

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kaolinfire: #temporaltues I visit Van Gogh, to mix paints for him; and keep an eye out for The Doctor.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I have just returned from 1617 when the first one-way street was implemented in London, England. What chaos!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues The first one-way street in London was Albemarle Street, Mayfair, the location of the Royal Institution.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues It was designated London's first one-way street because the public science lectures were so popular there.

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followthewabbit: @Wendell_Howe May the Wabbit twavel back on #TemporalTues to meet Paul Felix Armand-Delille. We have unfinished business.

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues It appears as my zero point device begins it's cycle" up" , I am unable to use lesser means of multiverse/chronotravel.

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17.8.11

111th Temporal Tuesday - 16 August

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I had to visit 1977 just to see how amazing the outpouring of grief was, the day Elvis Presley died.

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P1 - 1997 as a family of ape descendants prepares to leave Earth to colonize Alpha Centauri, I becomes trapped aboard while...

Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P2 - trying to take their Robot to swap for @Marvin_SCC_GPP . After liftoff, the ship is whisked off course & into a ...

Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P3 - meteor storm due to my extra weight upsetting their craptastic navigational computers. In an attempt to save my ass I ...

Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P4 - revive the crew early, resulting only in the Robinson's & myself becoming Lost In Space. I drink heavily for 3 years

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10.8.11

110th Temporal Tuesday - 9 August

ZAmmi:Going back in time to 1848 to see how London's early police force; the Peelers dealt with riots #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: #TemporalTues 1848 like 2011,was a year when revolution was in the air.Uprisings were widespread across Europe,&Marx published his manifesto

ZAmmi: In 1848 when the world was rocked by uprisings & revolution, 1 man's words shaped the course of history for the next 150yrs #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: in 2011, with the world again shaken by chaos and regime change, who's manifesto dropped into the waters of politics #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: will ripple far into the 22nd century? I'm almost tempted to take a trip forward to find out. #TemporalTues

ZAmmiZAmmi
But I think I'll stick to discovering the future one day at a time. :) #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TT100 took Heart of Gold in for it's 100th #TemporalTues tune-up. Galactic Police arriving reminded me that I'd stolen it. TTFN coppers!

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Wendell_Howe: 1888 Glasgow - Forgot to tweet. Should use #TemporalTues to return to this morning to tell you of last night's lecture. The Infinite in Nature, in Man, and in the Self

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@Canageek: @ZAmmi What is #tt100?

ZAmmi: @Canageek #TT100 is an on-goin celebration of the 100th #TemporalTues we're in the Edwardian era, tryin to stop Enforcers crashing the party

[And the adventure continues from 104th Temporal Tuesday]

@wildfeather: Desperately tryin to find Cassie, in this crazy warren of posh glamor and utility,. 'Upstairs, downstairs, in my lady's chamber..' #tt100

@wildfeather: Didn't get a chance to tell @RustyNorman what was going on, dumb chambermaid poked her nose under the bed. Who knew they dusted #tt100

@wildfeather: this early in the morning? S'all right, she didn't see nothin but unruffled shadow. #tt100

@wildfeather: this early in the morning? S'all right, she didn't see nothin but unruffled shadow. #tt100 ::GONE::

@wildfeather: No, she didn't hear me! She had a featherduster! an was hummin! >:-/ #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *slips up to you as people disperse from the breakfast table & puts hand in yours. Whispers discretely* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman Have you seen Cass or Wild yet today? *Tries to peer thru open door into Main Hall & past crowd of waiting footmen* #TT100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi ::bows head to whisper back:: haven't seen Cass, but oh boy did I see Wild! ninja-stealthed inta my room this mornin... #tt100

@RustyNorman: @Zammi ...said somethin about FP..an a huntin door..? i dunno. a maid came an interrupted her, then next thing i knew she was gone. #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Heart yammers just a little bit* That doesn't sound good. If Wild's gone stealth-mode..... #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Looks around the room, itching to get away from the toffs**Pause*On that note..::faint,tender smile:: how was ur night? #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke approaches as everyone rises "I have something I'd like to share with you, care to join me?" he offers his arm #TT100

@wildfeather: [::Stumbles into the kitchen::] #TT100

@wildfeather: [::Dodges passing footman, ducks behind burly laundrymaid carrying a pile of linen, slips up to Cass::] #TT100

@wildfeather: @Cassiebarrister *Tugs ur sleeve- gets a slop full of dirty water and suds in the face* Alright, alright, ya didnt haveta jump! ffbh! #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *frazzled swamphug* Wild!! ohemgee thank goodness this place is drivin me nuts I've got dishpan EVERYTHING where IS- #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather -wait, evryone's still here, right?? I'm not stuck in kitchen duty forever?? *grabs ur shoulders* *slightly wildeyed* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister Ohmuhgosh Cass, I don' have time for dis, I'vgotto get afterfabulouspanda! *hasty distracted fraughtness* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister ::Jerktugs ur arm like she's starting to heft a large bag of flour across the floor:: C'mon! #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *skids, poofy white cap askew* *already-instinctive look round kitchen in fear of butler-retaliation* FP?? what-? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Tugskids you across the room* Fabulouspandadisappearedinthemiddleofthenight::Breath::I'vebeenrunninallthewaytothe- #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister nextvillageandback,tryintofindatraceofherThentherewasRustyanhe'snoelpcosthemaidinterruptedusannowhe'soffwiththetoffs #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *hop-skips along beside, starting to catch every other word* wait- is she ok?? whathappened? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister ::Breath:: andIfellinthemudbutIthinkitwasanoldtrailcositlookedlikeadayoldmaybeitwasyesterday::Breath::anwegottacatch #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister herbeforeshegetstotheturnpikeorelseshe'llbeofftoLondonanshe'sonly gone n run off wiv da footman,asn't she! *Bursts-* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *out of the service entrance into the hot dry summer air* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Puffs out tensed-up breath and places head on your shoulder* An I'm so glad yor here #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *hot summer air hits my face* *deep surprised breath, squint into sun* Oh...*sigh* wow fresh air... #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *impulsive tight squeeze-hug, buries stinging eyes in ur shoulder* me too... #tt100

@wildfeather: [::Looks back over shoulder::] Look like yor on an important errand an nobody stops ya. *Grin* They're all too busy to notice enyway. #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister [::returns gaze to you::] aww.. [::Puts gentle hand on your warm head::] got stuck in miserable drudge dungeon huh? #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *puffs hair out of eyes* boy, that's the truth. NOBODY notices me, unless it's psycho-butler! *makes face* :P #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister [feels a mite guilty for havin been gallavanting across the estate while u were buried under crockery & dishcloths] #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *tosses head, wipes cap off hair* no problem. I had them fooled, right? ;) so what's our next move? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister Psycho butler, hoah aint that de troof! he only-- *Halts in recounting Havewotsit's horrors* wot'm I sayin? we gotta #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *halt* I dunno. I was hopin you'd hav sum idea. [::looks at you helplessly::] #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather uh. well. I guess we could...*thinks of asking Jeff, discards idea* 0_0 wait. Did u say she ran off w a footman?? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Sheepish* uh.. yeah.. @Wendell_Howe's gonna kill us! If the Enforcers don't get there first! #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *thinks of mild gentlemanly harmless Wendell, then spooky temporal cops. Tries to think which'd be worse. Can't* #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *rubs forehead*oh man, that's...*thot of anothr romantic adventure* the establishment sure doesn't..*hysterical giggle* #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather ..I mean..*cough* Poor FP. #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *takes ur arm* nevermindI'lltellulater. Cmon let's find the kid who mucks out the stables, I talked w him a little, #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather he knows all the gossip, who comes and goes. Maybe he knows if they took a horse or something.*leads way 2 stable* #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather he knows all the gossip, who comes and goes. Maybe he knows if they took a horse or something.*leads way 2 stable* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Blinks at you. somewhat at a loss for words* O.o #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic I smile politely, but can't resist the draw of curiosity. My vow to remain invisible is fading fast. *takes Duke's arm* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke escorts you over to the side table replete with silverware "Your hair looks particularly lovely- #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "...this morning." he says politely as you walk. Plush carpeting beneath soft indoor shoes #Tt100

@mousewords I feel a blush climb into my cheeks, try to hide it with a pat of my hair. "Thank you.." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke smiles and considerately deflects attention away. He reaches behind the larger teapots and decanters #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "This," he says, "if I have perceived my lady's preference aright, is just your cup of tea." #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Or rather, coffee." he adds, pouring a delicious thick stream of fragrant black liquid into a china cup #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords He presents it with delicate flare "It's from my own estate in Brazil," hot steam rises, wending its way up to your nose #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic My curious interest flickers into a smile, & I laugh; then accept the cup with fascination. "You have an estate there?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords he smiles. "That's why I came back from Huatanay Valley via Porto Velho and Belem on the Amazon" #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "It was a difficult trek, especially with a game leg," the duke admits."But it was worth it."his smile changes to private #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords amusement, recalling something he does not say. But then his eyes trail back to your face and he adds candidly; #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "But it was better than being tossed about in a ship,seasick & delirious,all the way across the Pacific,&round the Cape!" #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Well, almost better." and that secret smile comes back again. #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic I take a sip of the hot, dark ambrosia, savoring its smoky-earth flavor; nothing like Starbucks in the 21st century #TT100

@mousewords: @massTwitFic (in a good way). I can't help watching the Duke's face; his eyes with their changing expressions & quiet humor.. #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic his air of mystery is a tempting puzzle. I take a stinging swallow of coffee to shove me back on course. "It sounds- #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "as if your journey was..not uneventful?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords his eyes lit up with hidden fire, he places his fingers across his lips. Pensively he begins "Yes, it..." #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords and then stops. #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "It..what?" I ask, in a low, confidential tone--against my sense of decorum, but darn it I'm curious. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "There was..." His eyes drop and flash about the room "Some difficulties. Did you detect the notes of caramel, and" #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "red berries?" He goes on, "there's even a hint of chocolate. In fact," he slides another pot over "I find," #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "it goes very well together." He urges you to take another sip. "Is that dangerously revolutionary?" #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "It might seem so to some," I say with a grin. "But I have to agree with you." Especially since #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic -chocolate & coffee practically fuel my days back home.."But. You were saying..difficulties?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "Don't worry," he says, "I shall keep our deviant ways to myself." and his eyes light up with dancing merriment #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords then he exhales with bashful discomfort at your pressing "I.. was taken captive by a highwayman.." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "highway, woman, in fact." He glances at you amused, yet sheepish. "I almost got shot" #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "Oh my!"--I don't have to feign ladylike vapours; my hand darts to my lips automatically. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords ::hastens up to u and rudely interrupts.:: please pardon the intrusion, but, *hisses* we have a *mouthes* slight problem #Tt100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi I blink; glance from you to the Duke to you- & "problem" wins out. "Ohhum. Excuse me a moment plz." #TT100 @masstwitfic

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi the duke makes no objection to your interruption, but politely defers with a formal smile #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords Wild's disappeared, and it seems she's not the problem. Rusty said something about FP #TT100

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3.8.11

109th Temporal Tuesday - 2 August

mrrustymonkey: * a #TemporalTues car pulls up to a building with a "For Lease" sign in the window. a monkey doll hops out to inspect this empty space *

mrrustymonkey: * he walks around from room to #TemporalTues room, imagining where everything & everyone could be placed *

*mrrustymonkey: there's a metal chair sitting in the #TemporalTues corner, next to an empty water cooler that some previous occupant left behind *

mrrustymonkey: * this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, magazine publishing...it must to be our fate? :-) It's 1998.

mrrustymonkey: Here we go again #TemporalTues. We've been down THIS road before. We're old hats at this point, but who's keeping score.

mrrustymonkey: It's an old title #TemporalTues. We'll revive it again. We'll make it our own. We'll spin it & win!

mrrustymonkey: ...for this new phase of our lives #TemporalTues! Retirement just didn't last. You see, my friend, we get bored pretty fast. ;-0

mrrustymonkey: We need a sales team for our masthead! We'll need an honest CFO. Oh & by the way #TemporalTues...before I go...

mrrustymonkey: ...lets hang onto this feeling #TemporalTues - our wide eyed start off anew. Sadly, it won't last long. Now here's the 1st clue...

mrrustymonkey: ...It will be a public company #TemporalTues, with investors & stock. The "dot.con" age is dawning. Prepare for the shock.

mrrustymonkey: The world is changing #TemporalTues. Tangible is tossed out for air. Every little tech geek kid becomes a MILLIONAIRE.

mrrustymonkey: But for now #TemporalTues, everything still makes good sense. So let's time travel back out, before it starts getting tense.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's time to join the world again, & sing... Walking On the Sun

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I love #TemporalTues. But I love Mr. Rusty Monkey more!

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tomwrussell: Inspired by a #DrWho ep I watched last night, I'm going to spend my #TemporalTues in Pompeii, before Vesuvius blew its top.

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues Found Quantum tunneler, clearly discharged. Looks as if the whole colony may have gone through. Rewiring and heading home.

ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues Chronal beacon fixed onto Earth 112 Mon's Meg. The quantum tunneler should allow a glimpse of the supergun's better moments.

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Wendell_Howe: I'd love to go to October 1985 to listen to Carl Sagan speak on Science and the Search for God here at Glasgow University. #TemporalTues

scablander: @Wendell_Howe Carl Sagan and friends on Our Place in the Cosmos from Symphony of Science #TemporalTues

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I visited the New Forest, Hampshire, England, in 1828, and do you know? Nothing happened. So peaceful.

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Mortythemouth: #TemporalTues 2150,After returning from my stay on the planet Exxon, (formally Mars) I'm happy to be standing on top of Mt. Chevron again.

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27.7.11

108th Temporal Tuesday - 27 July

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt1. Boulder, Colorado circa 1978. Met the eccentric ape-descendant Exidor (who addressed my 2 heads as "Pepe" & "Rocco").

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt2 Gave him a flowing white robe w/ a blue sash & for the price of him paying my tab, I told him about "The Friends of Venus"

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt3 of course it was figment created by a drunken haze but he didn't know that & "bribed me" to become the cult's new leader.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt4 drank the night away, celebrating his becoming cult leader of a cult of one.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt5 Exidor spent years unsuccessfully convincing monkey-men that he's met aliens - plural, as he met an Orkan later that year.

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mrrustymonkey: * an alarm goes off, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse, & a monkey doll :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * it's dark out, but it's time to get up! there's a bus waiting to carry him off on another new #TemporalTues adventure *

mrrustymonkey: * yes, you guessed it. his seat on this bus is indeed his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, this could be hell... but sometimes it's heaven. It's 1977.

mrrustymonkey: We're off to summer camp #TemporalTues. It really is “HOT AS HELL!” We're squashed in a bus & we just want to yell!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, they make us run laps & play ridiculous games. And they never seem to remember our names?

mrrustymonkey: The camp counselors #TemporalTues, they're not much older than us. So, what makes THEM the “Lords” of this terrible bus?

mrrustymonkey: We really dread it #TemporalTues, every miserable day! We wake up @ o'dark thirty, when we'd rather stay home & play.

mrrustymonkey: But sometimes #TemporalTues, we ride horses & paddle canoes on a lake! And on hot days, we get ice cream for goodness' sake!!!! :-)

mrrustymonkey: And every afternoon #TemporalTues, we get to swim in the pool! This experience does seems positive, as a general rule? :-)

mrrustymonkey: We're learning about people #TemporalTues, about those who are different from us. So why do we whine & put up a fuss?...

mrrustymonkey: ...It's time to put on a :-) #TemporalTues & get back on that bus! :-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's hot as hell, but we can still sing...Hot Fun in the Summertime

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scablander: RT @fangarius: @TheNightGallery @scablander Fangarian TZ Reference: The Cliffordville Effect - When one fails miserably by attempting to cash in on the Future in the Past or Present. deck.ly #TemporalTues

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ProfessorMorrow: Quantum device stolen in American colony. Misspelled crouton in trying to articulate dangers. Hope no one notices in future... #temporaltues

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fangarius: Apologies for missing #TemporalTues, the TARDIS 2's been messin' with those Winchester boys again. Funny how Sam accepts its transdimensional nature, while Dean just freaks. Oh, sure, you can accept demons but not a Paranormal Time Lord Wolf-Being, eh? deck.ly

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History_Singers: Your Hit Parade: "Johnny Comes Marching Home" -- Irish or American? #TemporalTues

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20.7.11

107th Temporal Tuesday - 19 July

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1980's After establishing the Digital Archive on the 17th Floor I invented ASCII p0rn! Historic LOLs You're welcome Earth

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pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey *Pinky settles in to hear #TemporalTues *

mrrustymonkey: * a Moravian Star porch light turns on, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse, & a monkey doll scurries nervously about *

mrrustymonkey: * he pulls an old, gothic chair right up next to the front door, so he can watch out for any #TemporalTues guests heading inside *

mrrustymonkey: * another giant #TemporalTues tent has been set up in the yard. the trees are all illuminated in pastel colors, as always *

mrrustymonkey: * he sees the #TemporalTues guests moving about & hears glasses & dishes clinking. the band announces a short break *

mrrustymonkey: * he looks @ the old, gothic clock & realizes that there is still another hour ( or 2? ) of this #TemporalTues event left to endure & :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * he sits back, realizing that "the waiting chair" is indeed his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I peep out the windows & I cringe with fear! It's any weekend in the Spring of this year.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, the caterers steal spoons & ALWAYS leave trash behind. And we loose our days off / our only chance to unwind.

mrrustymonkey: And #TemporalTues, tent rental trucks drive ALL OVER this yard! Watching their abuse is so incredibly hard. :-(

mrrustymonkey: They don't care #TemporalTues, these ridiculous brides. I'd like to take out my frustration on ALL of their hides!

mrrustymonkey: I wish I had teeth #TemporalTues! I would bite EVERY one! I'd run WILD through their receptions & SPOIL all their fun!

mrrustymonkey: This is MY house #TemporalTues! She is my sister you see. She's a part of our family, with mommy & daddy & me. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: It makes me sad #TemporalTues. :-( There isn't much I can do. I sit here nervously watching that old clock with you.

mrrustymonkey: Look @ that bridesmaid #TemporalTues! She's wearing spiked, leather heels! My poor heart of pine floors! And what is she steals?

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, now who is that crazy, ranting gorilla? Oh... it's just another mother of another spoiled bridezilla!

mrrustymonkey: Lock the display cases #TemporalTues! Hide the heirloom pieces! Remind me to bring them back out, when this event finally ceases.

mrrustymonkey: * takes a really deep #TemporalTues breath, as he remembers all the answers to “why“*

mrrustymonkey: But most times #TemporalTues... I look out these windows & say with great pride, “These years have been a most marvelous ride!”

mrrustymonkey: This is the lifetime of sharing #TemporalTues. We've really let this place out! Sometimes, it's so exciting... I just have to shout! :-)

mrrustymonkey: They don't have a child #TemporalTues. The house is their daughter you see. And I'm their son...yep, little old toy monkey me.

mrrustymonkey: And mommy has a museum now #TemporalTues - a museum of her dreams. The tourists like it too, so it seems. ;-)

mrrustymonkey:So please forgive me #TemporalTues, now that's all off my chest. Besides, this event's almost over...let's enjoy the rest! :-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, "My house is me & I am it. My house is where I like to be & it represents ALL of my dreams.”

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine. And the band plays on... It's time to sing. Daughter

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I watched live at NASA Mission Control as, on July 20 1969, Armstrong and Aldrin were the first men to walk on the moon.

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ProfessorMorrow: @Wendell_Howe For the life of me I thought I'd missed the day! Probably best I entered on #temporaltuesday anyway, mischief was abundant.

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13.7.11

106th Temporal Tuesday - 12 July

mrrustymonkey: Oh yes @pinkbunnyr. It is #TemporalTues isn't it? Hmmmm...where should we go? I am thinking about a sunny day long ago...

mrrustymonkey: * it's another sunny, golden afternoon in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. a 1970's Oldsmobile cranks up & a young family hops in. *

mrrustymonkey: * they are about to take another #TemporalTues weekend drive... but with a mission!

mrrustymonkey: * an old monkey doll jumps between the 2 children in the back, but realizes he's too short to see out the #TemporalTues windows & :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * he decides to hop up into the observation deck / the back window. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues... there's a problem to solve, but it's an easy fix. It's 1976.

mrrustymonkey: We need a new house #TemporalTues. Our old one's too small. We need a house where...you know... we can grow & all.

mrrustymonkey: We've been looking for months #TemporalTues, but nothing seems "just right". Maybe the yard's too small, or the cost is way out of sight!

mrrustymonkey: So many houses #TemporalTues, which one should we pick? That last "open house" was so messy, it made mammaw sick!

mrrustymonkey: One has a game room, another... a #TemporalTues pool! I think something "monkey friendly" should be the 1st rule! ;-)

mrrustymonkey: We like trees #TemporalTues & a green, open yard. Our needs are really quite simple, so why is house hunting so hard?

mrrustymonkey: We're about to give up #TemporalTues, another weekend drive around waste. But wait...perhaps I have spoken in haste?

mrrustymonkey: As we turn a #TemporalTues corner, I'll look back to see...a pretty golden house ( with a "For Sale" sign ) staring right back at me!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, "Our house was us and we were it. Our house was where we liked to be and it looked like all of our dreams.” ;-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, those were golden years! It's time to sing. Golden Years

mrrustymonkey: * monkey blushes & grins at the @pinkbunnyr * I'm so glad you enjoy these #TemporalTues adventures! I hope you'll join us too @pasikas! :-)

mrrustymonkey: * the monkey doll, feeling all sunny & golden & full of #TemporalTues @Happpiii ness, decides to exits the twitterverse...stage right. *

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey Is that Mr. Rusty Monkey I see?! where are we going for #temporaltuesday? *covers Monkey in kisses*

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I love #temporaltuesday! *Pinky kisses Monkey`s adorable nose*

pinkbunnyr: One day I must borrow the #temporaltuesday time machine...@mrrustymonkey @wendell_howe

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followthewabbit: @pinkbunnyr @mrrustymonkey @wendell_howe By coincidence, the blog Wabbit is discussing time twavel #temporaltuesday =;) x Follow the Wabbit

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Zounds! Just back from 1543AD after celebrating Henry VIII's wedding to Catherine Parr. It was Harry and Kate in the 1500s!

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Wendell_Howe: Maybe I should go to the future (or is that my past?) and ask the President of Singapore why he doesn't live in his residence. #TemporalTues

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simonscotland: Follow @Wendell_Howe as he visits 1887 Singapore ~ this tea loving gent is a time traveller, and so can you be on #TemporalTuesday

simonscotland: I would go to Fenway Park on 23rd June 1917 to watch Ernie Shore's almost perfect game photo #TemporalTuesday 

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ProfessorMorrow: Drank with a fellow in a cave in North Deseret/Nevada, undetermined year. Did some light weaving. Couldn't teach dentistry.#TemporalTues

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6.7.11

105th Temporal Tuesday - 5 July

tomwrussell: For today's #TemporalTues excursion I think I'd just like to go back to last night and get a few more hours of sleep.

tomwrussell: Setting the vortex for London, July 1, 1858 to sit in on the Linnaean Society presentation by Mssrs. Darwin and Wallace #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: Alas, Mssrs Darwin and Wallace cannot attend, their joint paper on Natural Selection is being read by the society's secretary #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: Darwin/Wallace papers read w/o much comment, other papers read as well. Darwin/Wallace approved for publication #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues Took pics of Micheline Bernardini modeling very 1st bikini in 1946 Paris photo Stole it's matchbox carrying case.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I went back to 5 July 1975 to watch Arthur Ashe win Wimbledon, after going back even *earlier* to buy a ticket. Great match!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1975: American tennis player Arthur Ashe became the first black man to win the Wimbledon singles' championship. Well done!

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Blackfireink: #TemporalTues Went back to the starting of time. Earth wasn't even formed yet. God was just looking at the explosion He made with matter.

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LadyJrgella: This #TemporalTuesday, I'd like to go to where- and when-ever would get me away from the fanatics trying to ruin my life.

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scablander: Going back to 1156 to watch my ancestor Somerled trounce on the Vikings. Highland Clans #TemporalTues

scablander: Somerled has 500,000 descendants today. That's a lot of cousins! I'll have to make a ton of potato salad for family reunion. #TemporalTues

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