27.7.11

108th Temporal Tuesday - 27 July

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt1. Boulder, Colorado circa 1978. Met the eccentric ape-descendant Exidor (who addressed my 2 heads as "Pepe" & "Rocco").

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt2 Gave him a flowing white robe w/ a blue sash & for the price of him paying my tab, I told him about "The Friends of Venus"

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt3 of course it was figment created by a drunken haze but he didn't know that & "bribed me" to become the cult's new leader.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt4 drank the night away, celebrating his becoming cult leader of a cult of one.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt5 Exidor spent years unsuccessfully convincing monkey-men that he's met aliens - plural, as he met an Orkan later that year.

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mrrustymonkey: * an alarm goes off, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse, & a monkey doll :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * it's dark out, but it's time to get up! there's a bus waiting to carry him off on another new #TemporalTues adventure *

mrrustymonkey: * yes, you guessed it. his seat on this bus is indeed his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, this could be hell... but sometimes it's heaven. It's 1977.

mrrustymonkey: We're off to summer camp #TemporalTues. It really is “HOT AS HELL!” We're squashed in a bus & we just want to yell!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, they make us run laps & play ridiculous games. And they never seem to remember our names?

mrrustymonkey: The camp counselors #TemporalTues, they're not much older than us. So, what makes THEM the “Lords” of this terrible bus?

mrrustymonkey: We really dread it #TemporalTues, every miserable day! We wake up @ o'dark thirty, when we'd rather stay home & play.

mrrustymonkey: But sometimes #TemporalTues, we ride horses & paddle canoes on a lake! And on hot days, we get ice cream for goodness' sake!!!! :-)

mrrustymonkey: And every afternoon #TemporalTues, we get to swim in the pool! This experience does seems positive, as a general rule? :-)

mrrustymonkey: We're learning about people #TemporalTues, about those who are different from us. So why do we whine & put up a fuss?...

mrrustymonkey: ...It's time to put on a :-) #TemporalTues & get back on that bus! :-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's hot as hell, but we can still sing...Hot Fun in the Summertime

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scablander: RT @fangarius: @TheNightGallery @scablander Fangarian TZ Reference: The Cliffordville Effect - When one fails miserably by attempting to cash in on the Future in the Past or Present. deck.ly #TemporalTues

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ProfessorMorrow: Quantum device stolen in American colony. Misspelled crouton in trying to articulate dangers. Hope no one notices in future... #temporaltues

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fangarius: Apologies for missing #TemporalTues, the TARDIS 2's been messin' with those Winchester boys again. Funny how Sam accepts its transdimensional nature, while Dean just freaks. Oh, sure, you can accept demons but not a Paranormal Time Lord Wolf-Being, eh? deck.ly

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History_Singers: Your Hit Parade: "Johnny Comes Marching Home" -- Irish or American? #TemporalTues

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20.7.11

107th Temporal Tuesday - 19 July

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1980's After establishing the Digital Archive on the 17th Floor I invented ASCII p0rn! Historic LOLs You're welcome Earth

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pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey *Pinky settles in to hear #TemporalTues *

mrrustymonkey: * a Moravian Star porch light turns on, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse, & a monkey doll scurries nervously about *

mrrustymonkey: * he pulls an old, gothic chair right up next to the front door, so he can watch out for any #TemporalTues guests heading inside *

mrrustymonkey: * another giant #TemporalTues tent has been set up in the yard. the trees are all illuminated in pastel colors, as always *

mrrustymonkey: * he sees the #TemporalTues guests moving about & hears glasses & dishes clinking. the band announces a short break *

mrrustymonkey: * he looks @ the old, gothic clock & realizes that there is still another hour ( or 2? ) of this #TemporalTues event left to endure & :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * he sits back, realizing that "the waiting chair" is indeed his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I peep out the windows & I cringe with fear! It's any weekend in the Spring of this year.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, the caterers steal spoons & ALWAYS leave trash behind. And we loose our days off / our only chance to unwind.

mrrustymonkey: And #TemporalTues, tent rental trucks drive ALL OVER this yard! Watching their abuse is so incredibly hard. :-(

mrrustymonkey: They don't care #TemporalTues, these ridiculous brides. I'd like to take out my frustration on ALL of their hides!

mrrustymonkey: I wish I had teeth #TemporalTues! I would bite EVERY one! I'd run WILD through their receptions & SPOIL all their fun!

mrrustymonkey: This is MY house #TemporalTues! She is my sister you see. She's a part of our family, with mommy & daddy & me. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: It makes me sad #TemporalTues. :-( There isn't much I can do. I sit here nervously watching that old clock with you.

mrrustymonkey: Look @ that bridesmaid #TemporalTues! She's wearing spiked, leather heels! My poor heart of pine floors! And what is she steals?

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, now who is that crazy, ranting gorilla? Oh... it's just another mother of another spoiled bridezilla!

mrrustymonkey: Lock the display cases #TemporalTues! Hide the heirloom pieces! Remind me to bring them back out, when this event finally ceases.

mrrustymonkey: * takes a really deep #TemporalTues breath, as he remembers all the answers to “why“*

mrrustymonkey: But most times #TemporalTues... I look out these windows & say with great pride, “These years have been a most marvelous ride!”

mrrustymonkey: This is the lifetime of sharing #TemporalTues. We've really let this place out! Sometimes, it's so exciting... I just have to shout! :-)

mrrustymonkey: They don't have a child #TemporalTues. The house is their daughter you see. And I'm their son...yep, little old toy monkey me.

mrrustymonkey: And mommy has a museum now #TemporalTues - a museum of her dreams. The tourists like it too, so it seems. ;-)

mrrustymonkey:So please forgive me #TemporalTues, now that's all off my chest. Besides, this event's almost over...let's enjoy the rest! :-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, "My house is me & I am it. My house is where I like to be & it represents ALL of my dreams.”

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine. And the band plays on... It's time to sing. Daughter

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I watched live at NASA Mission Control as, on July 20 1969, Armstrong and Aldrin were the first men to walk on the moon.

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ProfessorMorrow: @Wendell_Howe For the life of me I thought I'd missed the day! Probably best I entered on #temporaltuesday anyway, mischief was abundant.

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13.7.11

106th Temporal Tuesday - 12 July

mrrustymonkey: Oh yes @pinkbunnyr. It is #TemporalTues isn't it? Hmmmm...where should we go? I am thinking about a sunny day long ago...

mrrustymonkey: * it's another sunny, golden afternoon in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. a 1970's Oldsmobile cranks up & a young family hops in. *

mrrustymonkey: * they are about to take another #TemporalTues weekend drive... but with a mission!

mrrustymonkey: * an old monkey doll jumps between the 2 children in the back, but realizes he's too short to see out the #TemporalTues windows & :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * he decides to hop up into the observation deck / the back window. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues... there's a problem to solve, but it's an easy fix. It's 1976.

mrrustymonkey: We need a new house #TemporalTues. Our old one's too small. We need a house where...you know... we can grow & all.

mrrustymonkey: We've been looking for months #TemporalTues, but nothing seems "just right". Maybe the yard's too small, or the cost is way out of sight!

mrrustymonkey: So many houses #TemporalTues, which one should we pick? That last "open house" was so messy, it made mammaw sick!

mrrustymonkey: One has a game room, another... a #TemporalTues pool! I think something "monkey friendly" should be the 1st rule! ;-)

mrrustymonkey: We like trees #TemporalTues & a green, open yard. Our needs are really quite simple, so why is house hunting so hard?

mrrustymonkey: We're about to give up #TemporalTues, another weekend drive around waste. But wait...perhaps I have spoken in haste?

mrrustymonkey: As we turn a #TemporalTues corner, I'll look back to see...a pretty golden house ( with a "For Sale" sign ) staring right back at me!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, "Our house was us and we were it. Our house was where we liked to be and it looked like all of our dreams.” ;-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, those were golden years! It's time to sing. Golden Years

mrrustymonkey: * monkey blushes & grins at the @pinkbunnyr * I'm so glad you enjoy these #TemporalTues adventures! I hope you'll join us too @pasikas! :-)

mrrustymonkey: * the monkey doll, feeling all sunny & golden & full of #TemporalTues @Happpiii ness, decides to exits the twitterverse...stage right. *

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey Is that Mr. Rusty Monkey I see?! where are we going for #temporaltuesday? *covers Monkey in kisses*

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I love #temporaltuesday! *Pinky kisses Monkey`s adorable nose*

pinkbunnyr: One day I must borrow the #temporaltuesday time machine...@mrrustymonkey @wendell_howe

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followthewabbit: @pinkbunnyr @mrrustymonkey @wendell_howe By coincidence, the blog Wabbit is discussing time twavel #temporaltuesday =;) x Follow the Wabbit

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Zounds! Just back from 1543AD after celebrating Henry VIII's wedding to Catherine Parr. It was Harry and Kate in the 1500s!

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Wendell_Howe: Maybe I should go to the future (or is that my past?) and ask the President of Singapore why he doesn't live in his residence. #TemporalTues

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simonscotland: Follow @Wendell_Howe as he visits 1887 Singapore ~ this tea loving gent is a time traveller, and so can you be on #TemporalTuesday

simonscotland: I would go to Fenway Park on 23rd June 1917 to watch Ernie Shore's almost perfect game photo #TemporalTuesday 

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ProfessorMorrow: Drank with a fellow in a cave in North Deseret/Nevada, undetermined year. Did some light weaving. Couldn't teach dentistry.#TemporalTues

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6.7.11

105th Temporal Tuesday - 5 July

tomwrussell: For today's #TemporalTues excursion I think I'd just like to go back to last night and get a few more hours of sleep.

tomwrussell: Setting the vortex for London, July 1, 1858 to sit in on the Linnaean Society presentation by Mssrs. Darwin and Wallace #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: Alas, Mssrs Darwin and Wallace cannot attend, their joint paper on Natural Selection is being read by the society's secretary #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: Darwin/Wallace papers read w/o much comment, other papers read as well. Darwin/Wallace approved for publication #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues Took pics of Micheline Bernardini modeling very 1st bikini in 1946 Paris photo Stole it's matchbox carrying case.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I went back to 5 July 1975 to watch Arthur Ashe win Wimbledon, after going back even *earlier* to buy a ticket. Great match!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1975: American tennis player Arthur Ashe became the first black man to win the Wimbledon singles' championship. Well done!

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Blackfireink: #TemporalTues Went back to the starting of time. Earth wasn't even formed yet. God was just looking at the explosion He made with matter.

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LadyJrgella: This #TemporalTuesday, I'd like to go to where- and when-ever would get me away from the fanatics trying to ruin my life.

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scablander: Going back to 1156 to watch my ancestor Somerled trounce on the Vikings. Highland Clans #TemporalTues

scablander: Somerled has 500,000 descendants today. That's a lot of cousins! I'll have to make a ton of potato salad for family reunion. #TemporalTues

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