@mrrustymonkey: * a car radio turns on, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse * Y107.9 ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: * a monkey doll listens, even though his mind seems to be elsewhere - lost in his #TemporalTues thoughts *
@mrrustymonkey: * a familiar tune is playing. his #TemporalTues mind slides back to a sobering moment from his once upon a time *
@mrrustymonkey: * there's just the radio #TemporalTues or dead silence. his hands grip hard on the car seat...
@mrrustymonkey: ... his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine * ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, everything's gonna be fine. We'll survive. It's 1995.
@mrrustymonkey: It's a mighty long car ride #TemporalTues, sitting in silence you see. We just heard the results from our biopsy.
@mrrustymonkey: And the news isn't as hoped #TemporalTues, so there's nothing else to be said. Right now, all I want is to just clear my head.
@mrrustymonkey: I'll make it an adventure #TemporalTues - something not done before? Something different. Something new to explore!
@mrrustymonkey: Chemotherapy #TemporalTues. There, I said it you see. It's just a word, & so is malignancy.
@mrrustymonkey: And radiation #TemporalTues. Maybe we won't loose our hair? Am I really this vain? Do I really care?
@mrrustymonkey: Oh, snap out it #TemporalTues! At least we're alive. During these upcoming months, we really must strive...
@mrrustymonkey: ...to stay positive #TemporalTues. I trust in the power of prayer, & my guardian angels who really do care.
@mrrustymonkey: And what a relief #TemporalTues, to have my parents with me. Support of family is today's necessity.
@mrrustymonkey: Here's my point #TemporalTues, whenever my chips have been down. Family is the answer that I've always found.
@mrrustymonkey: What it all comes down to #TemporalTues, is unconditional love. It's a comfortable bond that fits like a glove.
@mrrustymonkey: Yes, we'll be fine #TemporalTues. Together, we can weather any storm - jump hurdles as tall as the Matterhorn!
@mrrustymonkey: * turns on his #TemporalTues radio, from that past time, & sings along to its upbeat song & :-) *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, "I'm sad but I'm laughing. I'm here but I'm really gone. I'm lost but I'm hopeful, baby."
@mrrustymonkey: "And what it all boils down to #TemporalTues, is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine..."
@mrrustymonkey: "...Cause I've got one hand in my pocket ..." #TemporalTues, it's time to sing... view song
23.1.13
185th Temporal Tuesday - 22 January
@vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1927 – I listened to Teddy Wakelam give the first live radio commentary of a football match anywhere in the world, between Arsenal F.C. and Sheffield United at Highbury. The match was terrible, but the commentary fascinating with no clichés
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16.1.13
184th Temporal Tuesday - 15 January
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Tuesday, 15 January
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@ScotsSmiler: Found a surprise cuppa and biccies waiting for me. Later I went back 10 mins and made a cuppa. What a trickster eh?! #TemporalTues
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Wednesday, 16 January
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@simonscotland: @Wendell_Howe oops ~ I just realised today is Wednesday ~ I think I need a time machine to take me back to Tuesday
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@ScotsSmiler: Found a surprise cuppa and biccies waiting for me. Later I went back 10 mins and made a cuppa. What a trickster eh?! #TemporalTues
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@simonscotland: @Wendell_Howe oops ~ I just realised today is Wednesday ~ I think I need a time machine to take me back to Tuesday
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9.1.13
183rd Temporal Tuesday - 8 January
@vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I fancied an adventurous sea cruise so I visited 1492 and sailed with Cristoforo Colombo across the Atlantic Ocean.
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@Captain_Zaphod: Hubble captured the deepest view yet of the very early universe today. To 1 up the ape descendants I went there & waved. #TemporalTues
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@mrrustymonkey: * a cell phone rings, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. the monkey doll chooses to ignore it *
@mrrustymonkey: * it keeps ringing, but on this #TemporalTues, he's being his stubborn self & continues to ignore it *
@mrrustymonkey: * his imaginary eyes are open #TemporalTues, but only darkness encircles him. he might as well just dream.... *
@mrrustymonkey: * ... or take his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *
@mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I'm playing hide & seek! It's a cold, gray day, sometime last week.
@mrrustymonkey: I'm tucked in this purse #TemporalTues, missing every single thing - except when her cell phone rings!
@mrrustymonkey: It's so loud #TemporalTues! And it vibrates, tickling my toes. Should I answer it? Nope, I don't think so.
@mrrustymonkey: You see #TemporalTues, I can't move by myself. But I am here & I can hear. On my own, without her, is my only fear.
@mrrustymonkey: Oh, who's that calling #TemporalTues, why won't they leave us alone! Go way you intrusive telephone!
@mrrustymonkey: * the ringing sound faintly reminds him of music from another #TemporalTues era. he strains to listen *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I think I'm beginning to like this odd ring? Now, it sounds so familiar... like old big band swing!
@mrrustymonkey: If I could just pop my head out... What if I like it out there - outside in the magical #TemporalTues air?
@mrrustymonkey: But it's warm in here #TemporalTues & sometimes, you see, she'll stick her hand in just to hold hands with me!
@mrrustymonkey: Nothing to do #TemporalTues, but take another nap. It's all I ever do in this old Speedy trap.
@mrrustymonkey: * he drifts off into a deep sleep & finds himself in a vintage, smoke filled #TemporalTues restaurant *
@mrrustymonkey: * he notices that the #TemporalTues dining booths are neatly cloistered around a wooden dance floor *
@mrrustymonkey: * he slides into #TemporalTues booth #11, to wait for his friend *
@mrrustymonkey: * then, a #TemporalTues piano begins to play. couples quickly make their way onto the dance floor. he grins *
@mrrustymonkey: This is lovely #TemporalTues - this old time, way back when. We're young & on top - it's our place of Begin.
@mrrustymonkey: * as the couples drift round & round the #TemporalTues dance floor, he recalls another time...*
@mrrustymonkey: Now, I'm @ a track, #TemporalTues! Look @ all those race cars! This day sparkles for me like a million little stars!
@mrrustymonkey: * as he looks up @ the #TemporalTues stars, he finds himself on a giant, floating city - a ship on the ocean *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, now here's an opportunity that I just can't refuse - to float forever on a heavenly cruise!
@mrrustymonkey: * the #TemporalTues cell phone rings one last time. this time, he puts his tiny gloved hand out towards the phone *
@mrrustymonkey: * he whispers, "Goodnight my friend. Cruise on. I'll meet you @ a future #TemporalTues stop. "snore...snore" *
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, play us a song Mr. Gene. And the angels sing. … View media
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@Wendell_Howe: 2660 Petersburg - If only I could give Pushkin modern body armor some #TemporalTues. View media He died too young in a silly duel.
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@Captain_Zaphod: Hubble captured the deepest view yet of the very early universe today. To 1 up the ape descendants I went there & waved. #TemporalTues
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@mrrustymonkey: * a cell phone rings, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. the monkey doll chooses to ignore it *
@mrrustymonkey: * it keeps ringing, but on this #TemporalTues, he's being his stubborn self & continues to ignore it *
@mrrustymonkey: * his imaginary eyes are open #TemporalTues, but only darkness encircles him. he might as well just dream.... *
@mrrustymonkey: * ... or take his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *
@mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I'm playing hide & seek! It's a cold, gray day, sometime last week.
@mrrustymonkey: I'm tucked in this purse #TemporalTues, missing every single thing - except when her cell phone rings!
@mrrustymonkey: It's so loud #TemporalTues! And it vibrates, tickling my toes. Should I answer it? Nope, I don't think so.
@mrrustymonkey: You see #TemporalTues, I can't move by myself. But I am here & I can hear. On my own, without her, is my only fear.
@mrrustymonkey: Oh, who's that calling #TemporalTues, why won't they leave us alone! Go way you intrusive telephone!
@mrrustymonkey: * the ringing sound faintly reminds him of music from another #TemporalTues era. he strains to listen *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I think I'm beginning to like this odd ring? Now, it sounds so familiar... like old big band swing!
@mrrustymonkey: If I could just pop my head out... What if I like it out there - outside in the magical #TemporalTues air?
@mrrustymonkey: But it's warm in here #TemporalTues & sometimes, you see, she'll stick her hand in just to hold hands with me!
@mrrustymonkey: Nothing to do #TemporalTues, but take another nap. It's all I ever do in this old Speedy trap.
@mrrustymonkey: * he drifts off into a deep sleep & finds himself in a vintage, smoke filled #TemporalTues restaurant *
@mrrustymonkey: * he notices that the #TemporalTues dining booths are neatly cloistered around a wooden dance floor *
@mrrustymonkey: * he slides into #TemporalTues booth #11, to wait for his friend *
@mrrustymonkey: * then, a #TemporalTues piano begins to play. couples quickly make their way onto the dance floor. he grins *
@mrrustymonkey: This is lovely #TemporalTues - this old time, way back when. We're young & on top - it's our place of Begin.
@mrrustymonkey: * as the couples drift round & round the #TemporalTues dance floor, he recalls another time...*
@mrrustymonkey: Now, I'm @ a track, #TemporalTues! Look @ all those race cars! This day sparkles for me like a million little stars!
@mrrustymonkey: * as he looks up @ the #TemporalTues stars, he finds himself on a giant, floating city - a ship on the ocean *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, now here's an opportunity that I just can't refuse - to float forever on a heavenly cruise!
@mrrustymonkey: * the #TemporalTues cell phone rings one last time. this time, he puts his tiny gloved hand out towards the phone *
@mrrustymonkey: * he whispers, "Goodnight my friend. Cruise on. I'll meet you @ a future #TemporalTues stop. "snore...snore" *
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, play us a song Mr. Gene. And the angels sing. … View media
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@Wendell_Howe: 2660 Petersburg - If only I could give Pushkin modern body armor some #TemporalTues. View media He died too young in a silly duel.
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28.12.12
182nd Temporal Tuesday - 25 December
This Tuesday was Christmas so everyone stayed home. However Mr. Rusty Monkey did survive the end of the world the Friday before.
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@mrrustymonkey: * he quickly gathers up a bag filled with #TemporalTues horns & sparklers & all sorts of "trick" items, & then skips downstairs to wait *
@mrrustymonkey: * in the #TemporalTues conservatory, he drools over a yummy caramel cake. it's sitting on the table next to bottle a champagne *
@mrrustymonkey: * this #TemporalTues table is also covered with odd survival books & tools - even a tiny "bug out" kit, complete with a box of crayons *
@mrrustymonkey: * with a tiny piece of orgone in 1 hand & his miniature bible in the other, he takes his seat ... on the #TemporalTues time machine *
@mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, into the internet I delve! Is it the last week on earth, 2012? ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: Where are the signs #TemporalTues, will they come from the sky? Will the earth just disappear in the blink of an eye?
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, will God start His game over - go back to begin? Or will He be merciful & let this human race win?
@mrrustymonkey: Who am I #TemporalTues, just a toy chimpanzee... or one of those apes from 2001's Space Odyssey?
@mrrustymonkey: Where's that obelisk #TemporalTues? Is there an alien from Lisan? Is all of this some grand, intergalactic plan?
@mrrustymonkey: Should we count it down #TemporalTues, or start counting again? Are these doomsday prophesies just a popular trend?
@mrrustymonkey: * looks at his #TemporalTues countdown clock again, it says 11 hrs 11 mins & 11 secs *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, there are so many things that we're trying to avoid. One of them, at least, is a giant asteroid...
@mrrustymonkey: ... or maybe a planet #TemporalTues. They call it Nibiru. Is this the 13th b'ak 'tun? Did the Mayans really have a clue?
@mrrustymonkey: Is this the Rapture #TemporalTues? Will our souls lift into the sky? Is the tribulation coming? Oh no, I'm gonna cry. :-(
@mrrustymonkey: * looks @ his #TemporalTues countdown clock again. it says 1 hr 11 mins & 11 secs *
@mrrustymonkey: * opens his #TemporalTues crayon box & picks out some appropriate colors for doodling @ the end of the world *
@mrrustymonkey: * begins to color a final #TemporalTues picture, using his "Aztec gold" "rainforest" & "fresh air" crayons. *
@mrrustymonkey: * then, he digs out his #TemporalTues "outer space" "deep space sparkle " & "cosmic cobalt" crayons. *
@mrrustymonkey: * he finishes off his #TemporalTues picture with the "smoke," "dirt" & "shadow" crayons *
@mrrustymonkey: * looks @ his #TemporalTues countdown clock one last time. it says 1 min & 11 secs *
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, if this is the end of the world, let the maestro sing... View media...
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@mrrustymonkey: * it's 11 #TemporalTues secs past 11:11 UT ( or 6:11 am his time ) on 12/21/12. he opens his crooked glass eyes with apprehension *
@mrrustymonkey: I am still here! Yes, I knew it #TemporalTues. ;-) I am still here. !!!!!!!!!!! *********** !!!!!!!!!!!
@mrrustymonkey: * gets up from the #TemporalTues table & runs to the mirror. his reflection shows the same old monkey face, unchanged *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, My Oh My! What a joyous surprise! No signs of reptilian alien eyes! ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: Nor do I have wings #TemporalTues? Nope, just some fading mohair. Nothing happened! Wait, somehow this doesn't seem fair?
@mrrustymonkey: I'm embarrassed #TemporalTues! I could just crawl off & spit! There's no such thing as a zombie apocalypse!
@mrrustymonkey: I was duped #TemporalTues! Yes, I fell for the hoax! Why are monkeys always the butts of these jokes?
@mrrustymonkey: * opens up his #TemporalTues crayon box & pours out some crayons to reflect his new "mood ring" on life *
@mrrustymonkey: * doodles with his "Pixie Feet" crayon * @thisbear warned that I should stop listening to #TemporalTues pixies @ the bottom of the garden!
@mrrustymonkey: * starts coloring with the "Magic Potion" "Illuminating Emerald" & "Bittersweet Shimmer" #TemporalTues crayons *
@mrrustymonkey: * gets out his "Sea Serpent" "Sasquatch Socks" & "Big Foot Feet" crayons & gives #TemporalTues the raspberries * ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: * puts back the "Ogre Odor" "Gargoyle Gas" & "Alien Armpit" crayons - cause they're just too smelly * Yuck #TemporalTues! * :-)
@mrrustymonkey: * takes a whiff of the "Fresh Air" "Wintergreen Dream" & "Twilight Lavender" crayons & starts to shut his #TemporalTues eyes again *
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine... I will see you again in my dreams, it seems... #end…;-)
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@mrrustymonkey: * he quickly gathers up a bag filled with #TemporalTues horns & sparklers & all sorts of "trick" items, & then skips downstairs to wait *
@mrrustymonkey: * in the #TemporalTues conservatory, he drools over a yummy caramel cake. it's sitting on the table next to bottle a champagne *
@mrrustymonkey: * this #TemporalTues table is also covered with odd survival books & tools - even a tiny "bug out" kit, complete with a box of crayons *
@mrrustymonkey: * with a tiny piece of orgone in 1 hand & his miniature bible in the other, he takes his seat ... on the #TemporalTues time machine *
@mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, into the internet I delve! Is it the last week on earth, 2012? ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: Where are the signs #TemporalTues, will they come from the sky? Will the earth just disappear in the blink of an eye?
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, will God start His game over - go back to begin? Or will He be merciful & let this human race win?
@mrrustymonkey: Who am I #TemporalTues, just a toy chimpanzee... or one of those apes from 2001's Space Odyssey?
@mrrustymonkey: Where's that obelisk #TemporalTues? Is there an alien from Lisan? Is all of this some grand, intergalactic plan?
@mrrustymonkey: Should we count it down #TemporalTues, or start counting again? Are these doomsday prophesies just a popular trend?
@mrrustymonkey: * looks at his #TemporalTues countdown clock again, it says 11 hrs 11 mins & 11 secs *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, there are so many things that we're trying to avoid. One of them, at least, is a giant asteroid...
@mrrustymonkey: ... or maybe a planet #TemporalTues. They call it Nibiru. Is this the 13th b'ak 'tun? Did the Mayans really have a clue?
@mrrustymonkey: Is this the Rapture #TemporalTues? Will our souls lift into the sky? Is the tribulation coming? Oh no, I'm gonna cry. :-(
@mrrustymonkey: * looks @ his #TemporalTues countdown clock again. it says 1 hr 11 mins & 11 secs *
@mrrustymonkey: * opens his #TemporalTues crayon box & picks out some appropriate colors for doodling @ the end of the world *
@mrrustymonkey: * begins to color a final #TemporalTues picture, using his "Aztec gold" "rainforest" & "fresh air" crayons. *
@mrrustymonkey: * then, he digs out his #TemporalTues "outer space" "deep space sparkle " & "cosmic cobalt" crayons. *
@mrrustymonkey: * he finishes off his #TemporalTues picture with the "smoke," "dirt" & "shadow" crayons *
@mrrustymonkey: * looks @ his #TemporalTues countdown clock one last time. it says 1 min & 11 secs *
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, if this is the end of the world, let the maestro sing... View media...
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@mrrustymonkey: * it's 11 #TemporalTues secs past 11:11 UT ( or 6:11 am his time ) on 12/21/12. he opens his crooked glass eyes with apprehension *
@mrrustymonkey: I am still here! Yes, I knew it #TemporalTues. ;-) I am still here. !!!!!!!!!!! *********** !!!!!!!!!!!
@mrrustymonkey: * gets up from the #TemporalTues table & runs to the mirror. his reflection shows the same old monkey face, unchanged *
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, My Oh My! What a joyous surprise! No signs of reptilian alien eyes! ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: Nor do I have wings #TemporalTues? Nope, just some fading mohair. Nothing happened! Wait, somehow this doesn't seem fair?
@mrrustymonkey: I'm embarrassed #TemporalTues! I could just crawl off & spit! There's no such thing as a zombie apocalypse!
@mrrustymonkey: I was duped #TemporalTues! Yes, I fell for the hoax! Why are monkeys always the butts of these jokes?
@mrrustymonkey: * opens up his #TemporalTues crayon box & pours out some crayons to reflect his new "mood ring" on life *
@mrrustymonkey: * doodles with his "Pixie Feet" crayon * @thisbear warned that I should stop listening to #TemporalTues pixies @ the bottom of the garden!
@mrrustymonkey: * starts coloring with the "Magic Potion" "Illuminating Emerald" & "Bittersweet Shimmer" #TemporalTues crayons *
@mrrustymonkey: * gets out his "Sea Serpent" "Sasquatch Socks" & "Big Foot Feet" crayons & gives #TemporalTues the raspberries * ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: * puts back the "Ogre Odor" "Gargoyle Gas" & "Alien Armpit" crayons - cause they're just too smelly * Yuck #TemporalTues! * :-)
@mrrustymonkey: * takes a whiff of the "Fresh Air" "Wintergreen Dream" & "Twilight Lavender" crayons & starts to shut his #TemporalTues eyes again *
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine... I will see you again in my dreams, it seems... #end…;-)
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19.12.12
181st Temporal Tuesday - 18 December
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@vonHogflume:
#TemporalTues I have returned from Hawaii as I learned that 2012 Britain has warmed up. 8.5 degrees C today, not -5 as last Tuesday!
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@korikatra: @lousmom313 @ladyrainbow @theladywrites Mmmm! Awesome idea! Beach party!!!
@Wendell_Howe: Happy birthday @ladyrainbow I hope you had a nice time with @lousmom313@theladywrites and @korikatra
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@vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1912 - More about the Piltdown Man hoax.
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@korikatra: @lousmom313 @ladyrainbow @theladywrites Mmmm! Awesome idea! Beach party!!!
@Wendell_Howe: Happy birthday @ladyrainbow I hope you had a nice time with @lousmom313@theladywrites and @korikatra
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@vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1912 - More about the Piltdown Man hoax.
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12.12.12
180th Temporal Tuesday - 11 December
@vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I am going to Hawaii in summer 1970 to warm up on the beach. It is too cold in Britain in December 2012.
************************************************************************************ @mrrustymonkey: * it's a cold day in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. a car door opens & a monkey doll steps out, reluctantly. *
@mrrustymonkey: * he heads straight for the #TemporalTues gym, that's connected to Doesn't Really Matter Junior High. *
@mrrustymonkey: * he spies an empty section of the #TemporalTues bleachers & climbs to his perch. he pulls out his study papers as he waits for the bell. *
@mrrustymonkey: * this introspective seat on the bleachers of life seems to always be his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *
@mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, you're so sadly self centered. You greatly irritate me! It's 1980.
@mrrustymonkey: You're so childish #TemporalTues, wearing ONLY name brands. You prance & you flirt, as I sit quietly in the stands.
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, you gossip too much & you hang out in cliques. You pretend to be "metro" yet you come from the sticks.
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, you're all surface level & plastic, as shallow as can be. I need friends with depth of character around me.
@mrrustymonkey: *suddenly, he flashes forward to present day. he's sitting @ the dining room table, waiting for the #TemporalTues morning meeting to start*
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, you claim you're so smart but you're an illiterate fool. You use "like" every other word, as a general rule.
@mrrustymonkey: You're too expensive #TemporalTues, in every possible way. No, I won't keep you around - not even one more day.
@mrrustymonkey: So goodbye #TemporalTues, you've lost your place at my table - another chapter in my book, an unfortunate fable.
@mrrustymonkey: Have a nice life #TemporalTues, now be gone forever! * whispers * "Good luck in all your future endeavors." ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, she is out of our lives. :-) It's time to sing! View media
@pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey Rusty? No more #TemporalTues?
@mrrustymonkey: Oh dear, that wasn't what I meant @pinkbunnyr. I had drifted off into the past & was tweeting about someone/ something else. :-)
@mrrustymonkey: I love the #TemporalTues time machine @pinkbunnyr. Sometimes I like to remember the stressful times, so I can make sense of the present.
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************************************************************************************ @mrrustymonkey: * it's a cold day in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. a car door opens & a monkey doll steps out, reluctantly. *
@mrrustymonkey: * he heads straight for the #TemporalTues gym, that's connected to Doesn't Really Matter Junior High. *
@mrrustymonkey: * he spies an empty section of the #TemporalTues bleachers & climbs to his perch. he pulls out his study papers as he waits for the bell. *
@mrrustymonkey: * this introspective seat on the bleachers of life seems to always be his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *
@mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, you're so sadly self centered. You greatly irritate me! It's 1980.
@mrrustymonkey: You're so childish #TemporalTues, wearing ONLY name brands. You prance & you flirt, as I sit quietly in the stands.
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, you gossip too much & you hang out in cliques. You pretend to be "metro" yet you come from the sticks.
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, you're all surface level & plastic, as shallow as can be. I need friends with depth of character around me.
@mrrustymonkey: *suddenly, he flashes forward to present day. he's sitting @ the dining room table, waiting for the #TemporalTues morning meeting to start*
@mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, you claim you're so smart but you're an illiterate fool. You use "like" every other word, as a general rule.
@mrrustymonkey: You're too expensive #TemporalTues, in every possible way. No, I won't keep you around - not even one more day.
@mrrustymonkey: So goodbye #TemporalTues, you've lost your place at my table - another chapter in my book, an unfortunate fable.
@mrrustymonkey: Have a nice life #TemporalTues, now be gone forever! * whispers * "Good luck in all your future endeavors." ;-)
@mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, she is out of our lives. :-) It's time to sing! View media
@pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey Rusty? No more #TemporalTues?
@mrrustymonkey: Oh dear, that wasn't what I meant @pinkbunnyr. I had drifted off into the past & was tweeting about someone/ something else. :-)
@mrrustymonkey: I love the #TemporalTues time machine @pinkbunnyr. Sometimes I like to remember the stressful times, so I can make sense of the present.
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