Temporal Tuesday

134th Temporal Tuesday - 24 January

2012-01-25T14:08:00.000-08:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1961- Visited Lazard Brothers Ltd where they drew a check for $334,867,807.68. I cannot confirm if it was paid to me.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues It is just coincidence that a fire in1568 that destroyed Abdij Church in Middelburg occurred when my #timemachine sparked.

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FamilyTreeUK: #TemporalTues currently in 1751 with @williamhogarth in St Giles, London. For some reason I don't feel like having a gin.

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fangarius: The Doctor and I are participating in the Chrono Laff-A-Lympics.. yeah, they're now time travelling.. us? The Scooby team. #TemporalTues

fangarius: First stop, a Penny-farthing race in 1898 London, followed by a hot-air balloon journey to France. #TemporalTues

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vonHogflume: @thelitbitch Have you seen the #TemporalTues hashtag? Very interesting #timetravel tweets.

thelitbitch: @Wendell_Howe @vonHogflume Looks like you and I share a love of #TimeTraveling :) I do a weekly meme called #TimeTravelTuesday :)

thelitbitch: Check out this week's destination #TimeTravelTuesday Weekly Meme: Time Travel Tuesday (1/24/12)

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133rd Temporal Tuesday - 17 January

2012-01-18T12:21:00.000-08:00

History_Singers: #TemporalTues Poet K. Lee Bates is smitten by the white structures housing the 1893 Columbian Expo in Chicago. Falmouth Museums on the Green

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1861 - I visited Thomas Crapper to congratulate him on inventing the flush toilet. I refrained from shaking his hand.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1861 - Pete Bogs and Henry John were rather upset that Thomas Crapper patented the flush toilet first. Not sure about Tim Loo.

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puelladocta: I'm packing a small bag for 14th Century Brussels! I want to see them making the illuminated Rochefoucauld Grail book #TemporalTues

puelladocta: Apparently it was made between 1315 & 1323. Well...*spins the dial to random date* Time Machine roulette, don't fail me now! #TemporalTues

puelladocta: Oh, I happened to hit the right year and saw Rochefoucauld Grail book! Lovely trip all in all. Missed plumbing the most. #TemporalTues

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korikatra: Bye winter! I'm spending the day at one of my fave history vacation spots - Ancient Egypt! Hibbert's coming too. >^.^< #TemporalTues

korikatra: Enjoying the sand & sun! Reading the book I brought with me in the time machine: Tutankhamun His Tomb and its Treasures. #TemporalTues

korikatra: Home from my #TemporalTues escape to ancient Egypt. Washing the kohl off and trading my linens for woolies. The art was breathtaking. :)

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lousmom313: @korikatra this mama's gonna use #temporaltues to relax on a sunny beach in Australia, maybe Sydney or Brisbane!

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Captain_Zaphod: Those "lost" episodes of #DoctorWho ? I must've stolen them one #TemporalTues as I'm watching them now. Find the Heart of Gold & watch w/ me

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132nd Temporal Tuesday - 10 January

2012-01-11T07:19:00.000-08:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1863 - I travelled on the newly-opened London Underground train. It was pulled by a very smokey steam engine.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues travelled in search of the dinosaur rapture. As it turns out, fossilized dino remnants were those left behind... @malki

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Wendell_A_Howe: @__TARDIS__ Wish I could take a certain TARDIS for uneventful day at Waikiki Beach 1888 to unwind. (above high-tide line) #TemporalTues

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131st Temporal Tuesday - 3 January

2012-01-04T08:42:00.000-08:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues felt like ribs today, so I went back & grabbed Fred & his little buddy. We had the best bronto-ribs that side of the ice age.

Scablander: @Captain_Zaphod It is healthier to eat ribs with Fred and Barney than smoking Winstons behind the shed. Flintstones First Sponsor #TemporalTues

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130th Temporal Tuesday - 27 December

2011-12-28T08:55:00.000-08:00

RyanosaurusRex: For #TemporalTues, I'm going to the 1950s to hang with James Dean. How could I not?

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1871, Crystal Palace, London - I visited the world's first cat show. I hope the second one is better organized.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Apparently I've visited Asimov before today. When I popped in he says "For the 100th time, no I not writing fanfic about you."

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scablander: How to Time Travel (instructional video from National Geographic) How to Time Travel #TemporalTues

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129th Temporal Tuesday - 20 December

2011-12-21T10:14:00.000-08:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1192 - Despite my warning, Richard the Lionheart was captured in Vienna by Duke Leopold. I told Richard not to eat chicken!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1969 - Just back from buying a copy of Peter, Paul and Mary's "Leaving on a Jet Plane".

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fangarius:Fangarian Holiday TemporalTues: First stop, takin' the TARDIS 2 to Marizpan City to celebrate Knishmas w/Chowder #TemporalTues

fangarius: Fangarian Holiday TemporalTues: Then invite Ris to come w/me to Stormalong Harbor for Low Tidings Day #TemporalTues

fangarius: Secretly Ris and I were going to 'punk' Knish Krinkle w/a Smengerbread TARDIS, watch out on how you eat it. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Then we're going to Stormalong and take Flapjack and K'nucles on a Low Tidings' Adventure #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Took Lilly to Vienna c1192 for some struddel. Big commotion, some ape descendant w/ a lion's heart named Richard was captured.

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BoArthur: @Wendell_Howe I'd go back and meet Tesla, personally. #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe:@BoArthur Tesla likes to do things in threes so you should go back two more times. #TemporalTue

BoArthur: @Wendell_Howe I was thinking I'd go & visit him but I'd also have myself go visit him from 2 other future times so it'd be 3 of me at once!

Wendell_Howe: @BoArthur Good call. Tesla would probably find that more comforting than scary. #TemporaTues

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128th Temporal Tuesday - 13 December

2011-12-14T15:30:00.000-08:00

History_Singers: Germans and Brits sing the same song across a hospital corridor during #WWII. #TemporalTues #LiliMarlene Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: Scarlett and Rhett waltz to a song in 4/4 time. Huh? Actual mega-hit of the #CivilWar #TemporalTues #GWTW Yout Hit Parade

History_Singers: Just listened to #BeingForTheBenefitofMrKite and had to turn over the #record. #TemporalTues #Beatles #SgtPepper Your Hit Parade

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fangarius: The Inquisitor's going through the Chronosphere pretending to be the Ghost of Christmas Future to those Scrooges through Time #TemporalTues

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1577, Plymouth - Saw Sir Francis Drake's fleet depart at the start of his circumnavigation of the world. His ship was Pelican.

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ZAmmi: Sounding It Out sings Gower Wassail Foldedol fol dedoldedol fol dedoldedol fol dedol dedi #temporaltues off 18thC carolsingin to record their jaunty song

ZAmmi: A-wassail, a-wassail thruout all the town Our cup it is white & our ale it is brown Our wassail is made o the good ale & cake #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Some nutmeg and ginger, the best you can bake.. #temporaltues They all seem a bit tipsy.. They're swaying keeps bumping into my hidden mic!

ZAmmi: @explodingdragon yoo poot in zee custoomes,und a guud peench ooff cheer,pup it in zee teememechine-a,&zee red boottun heetten! #temporaltues

@ExplodingDragon: @ZAmmi Up til the temporal tues hashtag I thought you were doing a swedish chef impression.

ZAmmi: @explodingdragon Bork bork bork #temporaltues

@RyanosaurusRex: @ExplodingDragon Just my thought! @zammi

ZAmmi: @RyanosaurusRex what do the Swedish think of the Swedish Chef? /cc @ExplodingDragon

@ZAmmi: @ExplodingDragon :D maybe we should get the Swedish Chef to give @Wendell_Howe his recipe ;)

ExplodingDragon: @ZAmmi *sniggers* That's brilliant.

@Wendell_A_Howe: Does your Wassail recipe include tea? @ZAmmi @ExplodingDragon

ZAmmi: @Wendell_A_Howe I'm sure Victorian carollers were offered tea when they went door to door ;) @ExplodingDragon

ZAmmi: @Wendell_A_Howe In the 18th C, tea was drunk in an evening, after supper- unlike Victorian tradition. So it'd be on tap! @ExplodingDragon

127th Temporal Tuesday - 6 December

2011-12-07T16:40:00.000-08:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues December 6, 1991 - premiere of movie "Star Trek VI - Undiscovered Country". I was disappointed with this.

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History_Singers: #TemporalTues Pearl Harbor chaplain who helped move ammunition is immortalized in a galvanizing song. Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: #TemporalTues "We Did It Before And We Can Do It Again" is composed and performed a mere 3 days after #PearlHarbor Your Hit Parade

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126th Temporal Tuesday - 29 November

2011-11-30T14:46:00.000-08:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1963 - Listened to "I want to hold your hand" in a record shop in Liverpool. Many excited teenagers there too. #Beatles

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1775 - Visited Sir James Jay to see his new invention of invisible ink but he could not find it.

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues September 5th 1976. Watching the premier episode of The Muppet Show with Lilly.

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History_Singers: "Battle Hymn of the Republic" -- The Evolution of an Iconic American Anthem #TemporalTues Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: What did Bo Diddley unleash after being introduced by a confused Ed Sullivan on November 20, 1955? #TemporalTues Your Hit Parade

History_Singers: The singer was tired of the song: Jesse Bartlett Davis and "Oh Promise Me" #TemporalTues @Wendell_Howe Your Hit Parade

History_Singers #TemporalTues Mark Twain was spotted in Baden-Baden thoroughly enjoying an outdoor performance of "Der Fremersberg." Your Hit Parade

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125th Temporal Tuesday

2011-11-23T10:34:00.000-08:00

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Wednesday, 16 November
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indykitty: #temporalTues I am a day late and a quid short :D #mol #giggle

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mousewords: For my birthday, I wanted to go to the 27th century & get a signed copy of @Wendell_Howe's book: The Rise of Tea in Victorian Great Britain and Its Social Impact #temporaltues

mousewords: But since I have the flu, I didn't want to spread germs to @Wendell_Howe--or reintroduce flu to 27th century society! Altho- #temporaltues

mousewords: -it did cross my mind that 27th century medicine could cure my achy fever in a heartbeat. ;) But I refrained. #temporaltues

mousewords: Now I discover that Professor @Wendell_Howe caught a cold while in the field, anyway.. Wendell's Tweet I wonder... #temporaltues

mousewords: Is there such a thing as an ESP virus? 0_0 #temporaltues

scablander: @mousewords Yes there is an esp virus. I was fine until Wendell caught a cold. A couple of hours later I came down with one! #TemporalTues

mousewords: @scablander I TOTALLY relate to that! I caught a bug from @RustyNorman once! #TemporalTues

scablander: @mousewords Hmm, wonder if they make Zicam or something for writers? #TemporalTues

mousewords: @scablander I bet the prescription would be to write about someone in the peak of health, especially in first-person POV #TemporalTues

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Tuesday, 22 November
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1963, Dallas. Yes, JKF was shot. No, it WASN'T me. It was a Mafia plot.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues went forward 3,000,000+ years, grabbed a Talkie the Toaster (patent pending) & left it at Roswell 60 years ago. Good times.

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fangarius: In honor of the Muppets, it's going to be a Muppet #TemporalTues!

fangarius: Gonzo wants to go back to 79 AD for his Volcanic Chicken Juggling routine at Vesuvius, but Camilla has reservations. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Miss Piggy wants to be The Doctor's next Companion and travel through all the Universe's fashion eras. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Kermit just wants to travel in T-2 on a random course, except anything Prehistoric. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Statler and Waldorf want to go back to 1908 and heckle Houdini, then 50 BC to razz the Romans as Asterix & The Gauls kick butt #TemporalTues

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124th Temporal Tuesday - 15 November

2011-11-16T08:55:00.000-08:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1577 - Watched Sir Francis Drake leave Plymouth on the start of his voyage around the world. (He later returned for repairs.)

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Drake's world "cruise" started properly on 13th December 1577, after storm repairs to his ships from his first attempt.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues went & applied at NASA. Wanted to be 1st Shuttle pilot. 2 problems, they don't hire illegal aliens & sobriety is mandatory

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ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - Another @ClassicDW story to recommend, this one upcoming: #TerrorOfTheZygons! One of two... Terror of the Zygons

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123rd Temporal Tuesday - 8 November

2011-11-10T12:32:00.000-08:00

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Wednesday, 2 November
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ZAmmi: Quick Question: If you had a time machine and could go anywhere, where/when would you go? #Temporaltues

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ZAmmi: @Canageek nice! Why that movie in particular? #Temporaltues @dorfird

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mousewords: @zammi 27th century & buy a signed copy of @Wendell_Howe's tea book! To afford it I can sell an antique. Today's paper wld do. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @mousewords If an unsigned copy costs several million, how much would a signed one cost?! #temporaltues

mousewords: @ZAmmi 0_0 Oh...that's true! I should bring a VHS tape too, just in case. I have quite a few with MacGyver.. #temporaltues

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KinkyPi: @ZAmmi I'm not sure, but I think it would end up in a bed. #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi I'd actually probably go back in time to some non-western civilizations&document their sexual moors before Christianity #temporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi We have a fair number of accounts of very different behaviour, including at least one good study, #temporaltues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi but no one would admit to it after the missionaries were done. Free lovin' Samoans? bottom of the page #temporalTues

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Wow, that was a very interesting read. The journalist is right, it's impossible to tell, in hindsight

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi #tempoarlTuesday I heard about another culture where when European explorers arrived women swam out, pulled them onto the beach and

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi had sex with them --After months at sea the men didn't exactly object. ;) From the Hardcore History podcast #TempoaralTues

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi I have a suspicion adolescent boasting was involved, at least in some part

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Going back in time to study a culture before outside contact sounds marvellous. #temporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi You wouldn't, but if you timed it to be JUST after contact you could get them before too tainted.

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Or do it *way* before, like 200 years. You'd get cultural drift, but one person would vanish in an oral culture.

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Interesting thought about oral culture.We often find oral cultures have longer folk memories than written ones. Did you know [cont]

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi ...that nomads in the Arabian peninsula can still name and correctly indicate the position of mountains that have been underwater--

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi since the last glacial maximum? There are many examples like that. We have shorter memories bc we don't use them in the same way

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi #TemporalTues True, probably because you can't prove that.

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Actually not true.That's a post-writing culture misconception.Performers of Oral histories prided themselves in unswerving accuracy

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi Things are lost, yes, when invasion or epidemic or any number of factors hindered passing down the stories

ZAmmi: @KinkyPi but the bards and trained storytellers in particular were careful to the point of paranoia about accuracy.

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi I'm sure ONE of those civilizations has the reported open sexual moors. One vasectomy, pick a point in time they wouldn't remember

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Or at least, arrive in such a way so no signification attached- say in a storm tossed local ship. Step X: Lots of fun. #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Anyway, We can't tell which of those is right- so we get a time machine and have some fun.

KinkyPi: @Zammi We should invite that Victorian gentlemen, @Wendell_Howe to come with us: He looks like he needs his ashes raked #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Can't it be both? You do so much better work when you are also having fun. #TemporalTues

KinkyPi: @ZAmmi Find a job you love and you never have to work a day in your life #TemporalTues

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Tuesday, 8 November
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Wendell_Howe: It's #TemporalTues http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ I'm trying to find Penny Lane.

FamilyTreeUK: @wendell_howe avoid the Barber - he'll show you his photo collection and that'll keep you there for what feels like years #pennylane

TMDWP: @Wendell_Howe It's one of several roads leading off a roundabout if that helps. There's a shelter in the middle of it. #pennylane

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues - I had to leave 1974 in rather a hurry as I was mistaken for Lord Lucan. It seems my "accent doesn't fool anyone".

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shinyemptyhead: For #TemporalTues, let's go a-conquering. RT @qikipedia: In the 12th century, the Danish army consisted of only seven men
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122nd Temporal Tuesday - 1 November

2011-11-02T11:51:00.000-07:00

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Wednesday, 26 October
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puelladocta: @Wendell_Howe How on earth have you been?! I feel like I've fallen off the earth, but your tweet about #TemporalTues got me all nostalgic

puelladocta: I really need to do #TemporalTues again, but I always forget :P

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Tuesday, 1 November
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Visited Rome in 1512 to see the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel when it was first exhibited to the public. Quite a crowd!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is beautiful. It was painted between 1508 and 1512 by Michelangelo.

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thinkinitalics: I'm @ Fyrisvallen in Uppsala, Sweden in 950. I am wounded by Styrbjörn Starke. With my last strength, I write this tweet. #TemporalTues

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_YourStoryCoachYour Story Coach
@Wendell_Howe Heading back to 1660 to watch Peg Hughes play Desdemona: Random Biographies #TemporalTues

Wendell_A_Howe: @_YourStoryCoach I must say, I have to agree with Charles II on this one. #TemporalTues

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Wendell_Howe:A #TemporalTues Tune: An ancient love song to Liverpool Ferry Across the Mersey

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ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - Time to recommend a @ClassicDW story! #GenesisOfTheDaleks was a childhood favorite, as much... Genesis of the Daleks

ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - Another @ClassicDW story to recommend, this one upcoming: #TerrorOfTheZygons! One of two... Terror of the Zygons

ATSMPodcast: #TemporalTuesday - From @ClassicDW's #NewBeginnings boxed set, #Logopolis mixes high-concept sci-fi with a... Logopolis

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Wednesday, 2 November
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Captain_Zaphod: I know, I'm a little late for #TemporalTues but I lost track of time in 2658 at the Time Stream Pub across the street from the Institute.

Wendell_A_Howe: @Captain_Zaphod Tell Frank "hello" for me. Best barkeep in the world. =):{ #TemporalTues

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121st Temporal Tuesday - 25 October

2011-10-26T09:46:00.000-07:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1667 Despite me joining with those who wanted to rebuild London in a grid plan after the fire, the old streets were rebuilt.

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wildfeather: Going back in time to when Britain was a smattering of tropical islands in a wide shallow sea, to get some beach time. #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1970's waited till he finished filming the masterpiece "Hardware Wars" & then stole Artie-Deco. (Cont.)

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt.2) Artie-Deco chirps & beeps his complaints about Marvin as much as Marvin complains bout everything else. (Sigh)

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Wendell_Howe: 1871 Liverpool - Be nice to go watch young John Lennon playing at Strawberry Field. photo #TemporalTues

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120th Temporal Tuesday - 18 October

2011-10-19T08:48:00.000-07:00

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Friday, 14 October
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followthewabbit@Wendell_Howe You're wight! Students will always find a way.Maybe exams should be on a #TemporalTuesday Hoppy #FollowFriday fwom the Wabbit

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mousewords I know when I'm going next #TemporalTuesday -27th century to buy Dr. @Wendell_Howe's new book! Wendell Howe Blogspot Now to get £999,995..

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Tuesday, 18 October
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Mortythemouth #TemporalTues 2199-Watching the demolition of the Golden Gate Bridge,made obsolete by modern day travel methods.Old phone booths recycled.

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Captain_Zaphod #TemporalTues 1912 opened a pteredactyl hot wings booth in Maple White Land. Challenger is a great customer, but reminds me of Marvin.

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followthewabbit @Wendell_Howe It's the Wabbit on #TemporalTuesday ! Adelphi Hotel quote from 1974 "Sorry no pints, We don't cater for the working man" =: )

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Superlambanana @Wendell_Howe i get my bus to work from outside the Adelphi. At about 9am, wave to me from 1871

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mousewords (Feel free to follow the TT100 hashtag: a continuing tale celebrating 100 #TemporalTues time travel adventures, courtesy of @WendellHowe!)

mousewords Though actually the 100th #Temporaltues was last spring. ^_^ Takes a while to get writing partners together at same time. #nopunintended

The adventure continues from the 110th Temporal Tuesday

@ZAmmi *Shuffles elegantly down marble gallery in cool shade,head locked with @mousewords & Rusty* "I don't KNOW what's going on! But, have" #TT100

@ZAmmi "Either of you /seen/ her since yesterday?" *looks back and forth between @mousewords & Rusty, anxiously* #TT100

@wildfeather ::Tugs at uncomfortable UN-stretchy fabric seam,&swats away fly, squinting into hot June sun as @CassieBarrister talks to stableboy:: #TT100

@mousewords @ZAmmi *shakes head* *adjusts slipping topknot* /what I'd give for hairspray../ "Not I, last I saw her was at dinner" #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi @mousewords "i saw Wild...for a minute" :still-confused face-scrunch: "but that's it" #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords Same here, I thought she was taking breakfast in her room.. *Eyes widen* her room! We should check her room! #TT100

@wildfeather ::Jigging on heels to ease achy stand-still legs:: *Huffsigh* #TT100

@CassieBarrister *smiles at teen stableboy* "Oka- um. All right, thanks." *walks back to @Wildfeather through barn, kicking up manure-y dust* #tt100

@wildfeather ::finally has enuf:: Oi, Nancy Drew! You do da interviewy thing, I'll have anudder look around. @CassieBarrister #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister ::Gives u an exaggerated sigh 'finally!' rollyeyes:: "Wot he say?" #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "Well" *wipes hair away from forehead under mobcap* "wow, it's gettin hot already--he said, there's no OFFICIAL info... #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "...on even WHICH footman made a run for it, since 2 didn't show up for work this morning...but the kid has an idea #tt100

@ZAmmi *Swans gracefully up wide stairs, skirt embracing the plush carpet with a trailing swish... the height of refinement* @mousewords #TT100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "which one was sweet on FP. THAT footman doesn't have a horse. but there's a guy who carts milk from the farm every day #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Ideas. I'm all up for ideas. #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather "an coulda given them a ride without sayin anything to the big boss about it. Farms have horses, yknow. Maybe they..?" #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister d'farm? milk? wha-? Nuh-no.we're lookin for a FOOTman >_> not dat I wouldnt put it past er to b all blazé n general #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Ohhhh! *eyes dart across floor, chewin lip in a 'another contingency? Great.' kind of way* I adn't thought o' dat #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :tugs collar, goin a little warm watchin GracefulZammi™: @_@ >_> @mousewords "uh. hot day. whew!!" #tt100

@ZAmmi *Soon as she's round the corner & out of view of milling guests, kicks of shoes, picks them up, hitches up skirt & runs* @RustyNorman #tt100

@ZAmmi *Soon as she's round the corner & out of view of milling guests,kicks off shoes, picks them up, hitches up skirt & runs* @RustyNorman #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Good thing there aren't any security cameras in this day & age, eh? *Glances upwards at where ceiling meets wall* #tt100

@RustyNorman :face breaks into wide grin at @ZAmmi : "maybe I oughta give em a brochure, huh?[under breath "ain't she gorgeous"]" :jogs after Z: #tt100

@mousewords #TT100 *follows @ZAmmi's lead & scoops up lacy Edwardian skirts in one hand, shoes in the other* "Not really zombie-fighting attire" #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Right, farm it is den. *stride* *Skiphalt* ::Suddenly uncertain:: or should we liason wiv de ovvers first? #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister No. no time. C'mon! #TT100

@ZAmmi *Reaches door* *Drops skirts & gives them a perfunctory brush down, in case the maid's still inside* *Warily clicks open latch**Push* #tt100

@CassieBarrister @wildfeather *shrug* "we couldn't reach em in the house anyway, we're personas without grottos. or something." *follows* #tt100

@MassTwitFic @ZAmmi The room is neatly aired & devoid of occupants. The large fourposter has a smoothed pastel coverlet in patchworked silk #TT100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister Grottos?*Scratches under hem of mobcap as walks* u fink dey'd be hidin out in a garden cave..thing?*huntpreoccupied* #tt100

@ZAmmi @MassTwitFic *Cases room hastily, instinctively avoiding leaving fingerprints without thinking over if it's necessary. Eyes scanning* #TT100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *exasperated sigh* it's impossible to say if she was in her evenin clothes or mornin or..what's just been tidied away! #TT100

@mousewords @ZAmmi *peeks into armoire* "I wonder if she took any-oh!" *holds up dress w large faint spot on front* "She wore this last night!" #TT100

@wildfeather *Reaches farm* Right *Already glancing about for spoors* @CassieBarrister U ask da farmboy, I'll circle around. see if I can see any #tt100

@RustyNorman @mousewords @ZAmmi "hey yeah! she knocked the soup into er lap! looks like they could do with some prewash here" #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister..trace of dem. *pause* DON'T ask him to pass u a pitcher. *Creases over double* ppfff! *Briefest silent giggle*Gone* #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister..trace of dem. *pause* DON'T ask him to pass u a pitcher. *Creases over double* ppfff! *Briefest silent giggle* #tt100

@wildfeather @CassieBarrister *Straightens immediately* ::seriousface:: *Gone* #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords @RustyNorman so she went to bed then. Unless.. did she re-dress & come back down again, for the evening? I didn't see her #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "let's find th maid who takes care o this room, she'd know bout th clothes. if FP was swoonin, doubt she'd wait t'do laundry" #tt100

@CassieBarrister *tipsy trudge across dry, rutted soil* "pitcher, pffft. I get the feeling @wildfeather's not talking about baseball..." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman You're the detective. *Sucks lip* I wish we knew WHAT was going on #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Follows you out of the room* #tt100

@ZAmmi *pauses halfway down corridor* @RustyNorman *low whisper* "Russ.." #tt100

@RustyNorman [walking thru warm, fancy hallways, lookin for maids or butler, but finding nothin. mutters "seen but not heard"] @Zammi "hmm?" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Almost imperceptibly beckons with her finger locked against her dress, hidden by folds* #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :raises eyebrows questioningly, walks over: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *eyes glance nervously, picking up on your 'seen but not heard' bodylanguage & thinking of listening ears* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Suddenly feels herself tonguetied* /lip-read?/ ::Slips arm in crook of @mousewords elbow & leads her to face window:: #tt100

@ZAmmi "What a beautiful view." *Waits for you to join us* @RustyNorman #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi "Isn't it? I wish I'd brought my oil paints!" <_< My 20th century oil paints..that need an electric heatgun to set them.. #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi [wanders to window, forehead puckered] #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Murmurs under her breath* "Servants talk." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman We can't ask them anything. Low profile? Forgettable? There's so many people here,they might not know she's missing #TT100

@mousewords @ZAmmi *thoughtful murmur*" "Be forgettable, the cardinal rule of time travel" #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :wince: "yeh, I guess it wouldn't reflect too well on the US if a senator lost track of his guests, either" #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *Perspires just a little bit, touching her fingers delicately to her neck* #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman I wish we knew what-- Where IS Wild? No Cass either? Russ. What ~exactly did she say to you? #tt100

@RustyNorman :rubs chin in thot: @Zammi "Hey, remember i said Wild was rantin about FP this mornin? said she..went out a huntin door?" #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :getting more worried: #teamprotectormode "Wild was in a state,gone ninja. What if-I mean, what if the 3 of em aren't..here?" #tt100

@mousewords @RustyNorman @ZAmmi "Cassie brought me coffee, like 8:30 or so. So she was here then. After that" *thinks* "I didn't see her at all" #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :pushes back jacket & hooks thumbs in waistcoat pockets, thotfully: "hey that's right, we're dealin in 4 dimensions. dang..." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Where did u see her last? In ur room? *Starts hastening towards room in an outwardly casual manner..if that's possible* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *fractional Hesitation* We can't enter there. But.. Look everywhere. Above the curtains, in the water jug, where ever it #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman was /exactly/ you last set eyes on her. The very last place #tt100

@ZAmmi RT cos it seems 2b missin RT @ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Looks at you under apprehensive eyebrow*Not here as in here, or not here as in Now? #tt100

@RustyNorman [purposeful/thotful walk to room, if :that's: possible] @ZAmmi "last place i saw Wild...either she was ninja-hoppin off th walls, or- #tt100

@RustyNorman [enters room, sharp eyes & hazy memory scanning the washstand, windows, bed...] :snaps fingers: #tt100

@RustyNorman [kneels in creaky pants & lifts the bedskirt]:muffled voice: "last I saw the kid she was hidin out under here from the maid, #tt100

@RustyNorman "like a gossip bomb waitin t'go off":raises rumpled head,looks @Zammi & @mousewords in hall: "what'm i lookin for?bigger'n a katana?" #tt100

@mousewords "-or smaller than a dust bunny?" @Zammi @RustyNorman #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Looks boggling at you* /There's a katana under the bed?/ Uh..perhaps your cufflink rolled under the bed? It's small #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman after all, & not easy to see? I know it's a..long shot but if that's where u last saw it, I mean..when u were by the bed #tt100

@ZAmmi *Winces* /If he SAW it under the bed, he wouldn't be searching for it now/ #TT100

@RustyNorman :grins at @Zammi tryin to say two things at once: /adorable/ "yeah, good idea! i'll look." :ducks head under bed: #tt100

@RustyNorman [nothing's on the floor except the vine pattern of a stiff, tight-plush rug. no dust bunnies, no "cufflink" #tt100

@RustyNorman [he strains against tie& collar to peer up at the shadowy slats & bedframe, cringing-cautious of spiders. then a shot of adrenaline- #tt100

@RustyNorman [spikes into his brain at sight of something small& lighter than shadows.he reaches under,plucks it from the bedframe,then stands] #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *Flicks you a look of excitement under a face still as a china doll barely containing the words 'He's found something!'* #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords *Flicks you a look of excitement under a face still as a china doll. Barely containing the words 'He's found something!'* #tt100

@RustyNorman :rejoins @Zammi &@mousewords, casually tugging his wristcuff: "Got it. o by th way speakin o small stuff.." :search in breast pocket: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Voice wobbles a fraction, immediately schooled* Let's go for a walk in the garden. *All bright & cheerfulness* It's a #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman ..lovely day. /Gaghd I sound like a toff/ #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "-ah, cool!..cooler. in the garden. yeah. an i can show you ladies the latest letter from my lil sister- #tt100

@RustyNorman :suave grin: "her drawin's comin along. she's really into that newfangled oriental art." #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Oh! *Appreciative smile* I shall be all attentiveness I assure u. *Links @mousewords arm & skips breezily down corridor* #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords "...And, do you know when she sat down it played God Save the Queen!" [Grin] *Bustles over the grass mirthfully* #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi "That's the darndest kind of whoopee cushion I've *ever* heard of.." ;) *holds skirt above dry grass* #TT100

@ZAmmi *As soon as she enters the coppice at edge of the lawn,spins to face Rusty,drops the facade* @RustyNorman Whatdiyufind? Whatdiyufind? #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "you! an you're gorgeous" :swiftly drops a caressing kiss on your true-rose lips, under cover of greenery: #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :in the next beat, brings out a small square of paper from his coat pocket & hands it to u: "lookit that!" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *blinks, happily, startled by hasty movement drops gaze to paper* ::Hesitantly unfurls:: It better not turn out to be #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman just somebody's tailor's receipt after all that. *No handwriting at all, just a block of erratic black&white squares* #TT100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :grins: "not n'less they tailored a suit in the 21st century" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman what..? *Looks at it closely. Edwardian-attuned brain shortcircuiting at sight of modern symbol,blanking interpretation* #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :searches in other pockets, pulls out 'cigar case': "very popular art form around Apple orchards" :wink: "let's hope #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "27th century tech cn still read ancient QR codes" :opens case, starts fingering screen: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Tempcausality Freak out* What have you got in your po-- ::Mouth clamps shut:: ::Collapses into giggles:: #tt100

@wildfeather @RustyNorman The code is an URL link - Good thing @Wendell_Howe tweets from the field. Internet blackspot'd be a pain in the butt... #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :impsh wink: "do y'know how hard it is fer a programmer to keep from jailbreakin this?" :waves shiny 27th c computer: #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Squeezes cheek against your arm*happy sigh at physical contact after Edwardian stifling societal constraints*- #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Better than finding an iPhone 5 in a bar? ;) #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :slides arm snugly round your waist while operating Wendell's cigar case computer w other hand: "close second." ;] #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Nose wrinkles up in a creasing grin at Rusty being so true to form* You and your Apples. I should buy you a fruit bowl. #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Nose wrinkles up in a creasing grin at Rusty being so true to form* You & your Apples. I should buy you a greengrocers #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi "or an apple tree" :grins: #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi @RustyNorman *running out of birdwatching opportunities while you two banter, I turn my attention to the QR code note* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman ::Mock surprise:: keep your shirt on #tt100

@mousewords @RustyNorman @Zammi "You know, @Wildfeather drew that in pen & ink..the detail work is amazing! Can the computer read it?" #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords How do we know she got it right? o_0 ::New admiration for WF if she can design QR codes from the top of her head:: Or did #tt100

@ZAmmi @mousewords Wendell give her a computer in her besom? #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :tap-tapping screen: "i gotta keep my shirt on, it's got like a billion buttons...ok, lets find out" :holds cigar case up #tt100

@RustyNorman :to the code paper in @ZAmmi's hand: [as everyone leans close to watch, data begins filling the screen ] #tt100

@wildfeather #tt100 パンダ離れて潜入。フット男。なじる。あなたは私が悩みだと思っ

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman @mousewords Oh no! She didn't draw it right! It's in *Squints* Korean? Mandarin? *Shakes head* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Spots @Wildfeather's name at side of screen* Oh, it IS hers #tt100

@RustyNorman @Zammi :blinks: "it's...Japanese, says 'panda sneak away. foot man. twit. you think i'm trouble'.." @mousewords @wildfeather #tt100

@mousewords @RustyNorman @Zammi "Oh dear.." @Wildfeather #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *starts to say 'if I didn't know you better, I'd be quite amazed at your linguistic abili--* gets as far as*"if-- WHAT?! #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman Oh. *Brain run over a mental swathe of consequences* Oh no. #TT100

@RustyNorman @Zammi @mousewords :dazed look as thots fall tetris-style into columns: "no wonder Wild was freakin out...she musta gone after FP" #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *sways* >Blacks out for split second< *Clutches your sleeve* *Steadies* Russ! #TT100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman What are we gonna do? #tt100

@RustyNorman @ZAmmi :catches you in strong close grip, holds u close: "don' worry baby, don' worry...we'll..." :at a momentary loss: #tt100

@mousewords @ZAmmi @RustyNorman *looks toward house* *gathers up skirts* "I think *I'm* going to order some lemonade for Lady Z..& meanwhile, #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman *looks back ovr shoulder at you*"..see if I can find my lady's maid. You guys maybe see if you can contact Wild" #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman "through the computer before you head back." *skips off in semi-ladylike hurry across waving sun-dried grass* #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman *taking as deep a breath of the hot breeze as I can in a corset, to prep me for possible AWOL @CassieBarrister-- #tt100

@mousewords @Zammi @RustyNorman *and, glancing back at the finally-alone lovebirds, to clear away my grin before I reach the house* #tt100

@ZAmmi @RustyNorman *Sinks into your blazer, head swimming with the pulsing slosh in ears* #tt100

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119th Temporal Tuesday - 11 October

2011-10-12T08:31:00.000-07:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Pt.1 -1975 on safari for the rare, never-before-photographed, fuzzy-feathered Pip Squaker bird. A bipedal cat & mouse managed

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Pt.2 to trap the shy bird w/ a carrot (a Pip Squaker's favorite food) to take a picture of it. Squaker is now

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Pt.3 stuffed & mounted on the deck of the Heart of Gold. Left the mammals on Traal w/ a family of Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts.

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fangarius: Seems both my relations, the Addamses and Munsters want me & the TARDIS 2 to go back to 1348 to the days of the Black Plague #TemporalTues

fangarius: Whereas Mordecai and Rigby want me to go back to June 25, 1976, when The Omen came to theaters. #TemporalTues

fangarius: In honor of Vincent's Centennial, I'd go back to 1960 through 68 and watch some of his films, like "Tales of Terror." #TemporalTues

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ZAmmi: Feta cheese,olives,coarse bread,wild leaves & wine-If I'm gonna do the Mediterranean Diet properly, it must be Ancient Greece! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Wearing a garment called a peplos. It's open on one side! (how risqué!) Made of white linen with a pretty vine pattern #temporaltues

ZAmmi: The Mediterranean Diet does not mean pasta! It's a diet that has remained the same in places like Crete since the Stone Age. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It relies on fresh fruit & vegetables supplemented by bread, olive oil, wine and a little cured fish or cheese. Delicious! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It's a diet that's so healthy that experts in the 20th century recommended mimicking it. I'm here to document the real thing #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Even today Cretans gather various wild,aromatic plants to make 'horta' salad to sell at market.It's more popular than takeaway #temporaltues

ZAmmi: They chop them up small to make pesto, slathered in olive oil, -good for lentils & in tomato stews- or simply serve it fresh. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It's kind of exciting knowing we're eating food that would have been served to Alexander the Great's troops or at Knossos. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: The palace at Knossos holds 1300 rooms, many with oil & wine presses & storerooms for tons & tons olive oil -used as currency. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Hidden underneath the pithoi - large clay storage vases for wine, grain & oil- were secret vaults containing gold! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: It's calculated the vats at Knossos could hold 246,000 litres! How many martinis could you make with all the olives for that? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: So you could say the king was rolling in it.. Literally! Using oil in massaging & grooming was very popular.Who says he didnt? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Modern towns claim to have trees over 2500yrs old. Maybe I could pinpoint the coordinates of ancient groves, see if any match? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: Want to visit the ancient Mediterranean? What, you don't have a time machine? Try these sumptuous recipes. The Cretan Diet #Temporaltues

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scablander: Taking Time Machine back in time to 1960 to watch The Time Machine. #TemporalTues

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118th Temporal Tuesday - 4 October

2011-10-05T08:39:00.000-07:00

tomwrussell: I find myself conemplating time today. Maybe it's from watching the season finale of #DrWho, Maybe it's because today is #TemporalTues

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Wendell_Howe: It's #TemporalTues http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ If you had a time machine, where would you go? (No fair going back to buy stocks.)

@psytacIan: @Wendell_Howe - Liverpool where I was brought up; but which has such a long and colourful, as well as influential, history.

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117th Temporal Tuesday - 27 September

2011-09-28T08:42:00.000-07:00

fangarius: #TemporalTues Not sure if I want to time travel or dimensional hop. Might visit the Watersons.. might go visi… (cont) link

fangarius: Or I might visit my relations, The Addamses, then The Munsters.. Uncle Gomez is fond of Walden.. #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues just got a copy of "The Time Traveler’s Pocket Guide" from @Sekelsky have you? Shoulda gotten this be stealing Heart of Gold.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues The Chrono Corps have marked my purchasing of the TTPG & are close on my temporal tail. They hate when members go rogue.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I enjoyed a fireside chat with some old Neanderthal pals of mine, Ogg and Ugg. Surprised about their flint-axe philosophy.

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ProfessorMorrow: #temporaltues It appears to be 1995, Cleveland. The security technology is vastly better than my own world in the same era. I'm intrigued.

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116th Temporal Tuesday - 20 September

2011-09-21T17:22:00.000-07:00

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues Nepal-1959. Lilly & I arrested. Who knew it's illegal to take pics of Lilly in risqué attire w/ a Yeti? link

Wendell_A_Howe: @Captain_Zaphod Sppt! Your #TemporalTues link doesn't work...and I'm intrigued by the photo you described...never seen a yeti before.

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe this: National Archives link should work. Pics confiscated by government. Inappropriate to use atomic disintegrater to reclaim

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe As for the yeti-was picnicking & taking snow bunny pics. He (who was shorter then you'd think) was drawn by goodies.

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe distracted by goodies Lilly was able to sneak over & pose near it.

Captain_Zaphod: @Wendell_A_Howe The yeti's fur was like an off-white-howler-monkeyw/ poor posture & worse manners. When done it threw poo at me & ran away

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Monday, 19 September
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ProfessorMorrow: Preparing for departure within the week.Quantum buoys seem to only work on erratic "nexus" jumps, not "permanent" ones. #TemporalTues

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Tuesday, 20 September
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1) I have just returned from Spain in 1519. I went to see the navigator Ferdinand Magellan leave on a trip to Indonesia.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 2) Magellan sailed across the Atlantic and round South America to get to the Pacific ocean. Magellan Strait is named for him.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 3) Magellan died in the Phillippines from a poisoned arrow during a battle with natives. He never saw the voyage's success.

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mrrustymonkey: * a car drives slowly around a college campus, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. *

mrrustymonkey: * inside, a #TemporalTues monkey doll sits quietly. he chokes back tears, as he surveys the damage from a storm. *

mrrustymonkey: * but this isn't what really bothers him this #TemporalTues. it occurs to him that he doesn't know this place anymore.*

mrrustymonkey: * the car pulls up to the student center. he hops out & takes a seat on the steps. then he closes his #TemporalTues eyes. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I'm back in that time when you were alive. It's 1985.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, a new year is about to start! We're choosing our major. It's going to be Art!

mrrustymonkey: We're off @ college #TemporalTues, but it feels just like home. psst...Mt. Berry's actually the same as Rome. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: There's our dorm #TemporalTues, it's the Ford castle to me! And Herman Hall... was once our baby sitter, you see.

mrrustymonkey: We grew up here #TemporalTues. We grew out here as well. What Berry will mean to us... future decades will tell.

mrrustymonkey: There's our nursery #TemporalTues, where we opened our 1st door. There's the reflecting pool that we jumped in @ SOAR!

mrrustymonkey: Let's go to Krannert #TemporalTues & check our mailbox again. Then it's off to the gym, to watch the Viking Fury win!

mrrustymonkey: There's Victory Lake #TemporalTues, where we paddled canoes. In winter, when it froze, we'd skate on it too!

mrrustymonkey: Lets visit the Moon #TemporalTues - another home away from home. It's our place to do art & to be left alone.

mrrustymonkey: This is my place of beginnings #TemporalTues. It's both my present & past. I need this magical place to last & last.

mrrustymonkey: But everything changes #TemporalTues. Skip ahead to 2011. What's happened to my childhood heaven?

mrrustymonkey: I didn't look around enough #TemporalTues. The changes are too hard to bear. I look around now with a blank stare.

mrrustymonkey: Is my Berry gone #TemporalTues? Why didn't they save it for me? All I have left now are my memories.

mrrustymonkey: * thinks for a long time & realizes how selfish his #TemporalTues thoughts have been today & eventually he smiles. *

mrrustymonkey: * it occurs to him, on this #TemporalTues, that he has finally become that grouchy, old alum with the blank stare. *

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I get it now. And it's OK somehow. * whispers, "You can't go home again... soak it up while you can." *

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's time to drive away & sing... Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

mrrustymonkey: I'm missing about 4,495 tweets from my profile. And... @ least 2 of my #TemporalTues tweets go missing each time I time travel? Oh bother!

Happpiii: @mrrustymonkey Mr Rusty Monkey! I am sooo happpiii to see you! I loved your #TemporalTues ... And Miiissiiissiiippiiiiiiiiii!

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pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I borrowed the #TemporalTues machine last week: Pink Bunny Blogspot

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues after last weeks encounter with a Yeti, rest needed, so I took all the quarters I could carry to 1978 to play Space Invaders.

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ladyrainbow: @Wendell_Howe 1991, for personal reasons #TemporalTues

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115th Temporal Tuesday - 13 Tuesday

2011-09-14T09:39:00.001-07:00

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Thursday, 8 September
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mrrustymonkey: Me @pinkbunnyr ? Magic? :-) You can certainly borrow @Wendell_Howe 's #TemporalTues time machine & go wherever/ whenever you like! :-)

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Tuesday, 13 September
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pinkbunnyr: *Pink holds herself properly, careful not to slouch. She’s excited that’s she’ll get a proper fainting couch!* #TemporalTues

pinkbunnyr: *Pink turns to glance and feels a wave of euphoria – she has just gotten a glimpse of HRH Queen Victoria!* #TemporalTues

pinkbunnyr: My #TemporalTues adventure is here: Pink Bunny Blogspot

BorisKitty: @pinkbunnyr I likes ur #temporalTues travels, but glad u home now!

followthewabbit: @pinkbunnyr Excellent. Had forgotten it was #temporaltues How did you get on?

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ladyrainbow: 1963...to see the very first #Doctorwho episode on the BBC #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues Nepal-1959. Lilly & I arrested. Who knew it's illegal to take pics of Lilly in risqué attire w/ a Yeti? link

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Wendell_Howe: For #TemporalTues I wish I could bring back a team of 27th century "storm busters" to stop 1900 hurricane and save everyone in Galveston.

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scablander: Forget Sea Biscuit. Seattle Slew is the only racehorse to win the Triple Crown while undefeated. Celebrating the Life of the Great Seattle Slew #TemporalTues

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTuesday Still in an alternate late 1960's. No love-ins for me however, just terrifying spelunking, bizarre monks, and dinosaurs.

ProfessorMorrow: @Wendell_Howe I have to remember to input as #TemporalTues not #TemporalTuesday. My aversion to contractions be damned!

Wendell_A_Howe: @ProfessorMorrow Got you back, old boy. You're on the #TemporalTues blog.

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Wednesday, 14 September
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vonHogflume: Is it Tuesday? Ah, I have overshot again. So I missed #TemporalTues once again. My chronofluxometer needs recalibrating.

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followthewabbit: @pinkbunnyr I enjoyed your #TemporalTues adventure ! But #WabbitWednesday is here !! =:) x

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114th Temporal Tuesday - 6 September

2011-09-07T17:22:00.000-07:00

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lousmom313: Apparently, something happened last #temporaltues and I've lost a lot of forks, butter knifes, and all but one of my cooking pot lids..

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Tuesday, 6 September
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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues How a passenger in my time machine helped make unicorns extinct. link

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues Stuck in some bizarre altiverse 1968. Dinosaurs and Russians. Be thankful of quantum buffers people. One timeline is enough!

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Wendell_Howe: For #TemporalTues a jouney back in time. 1900s photos of Cambridge: Cambridge Time Traveller Group via @ctimetraveller

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113th Temporal Tuesday - 30 August

2011-08-31T10:43:00.000-07:00

mrrustymonkey: * a monkey doll slugs down the stairs, in a #TemporalTues fog. he pours himself a cup of coffee & heads to the conservatory *

mrrustymonkey: * his #TemporalTues employees are gathered around the table, waiting for the morning meeting to start *

mrrustymonkey: * he hears lots of #TemporalTues chatter, mostly about things of no importance. the word "like" is used way too much. *

mrrustymonkey: * he grimaces & closes his eyes as he takes a seat. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine.

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, you kissed me tenderly on the cheek. It's late afternoon, the middle of last week.

mrrustymonkey: When I close my eyes #TemporalTues, I see just me & you. :-) And when I open them again... it's 1992!

mrrustymonkey: We're in a happy place #TemporalTues, where the world's shut away. Nothing bothers us at all on this most perfect day!

mrrustymonkey: We have the wind in our hair #TemporalTues & the sand between our toes! Our plans for this day... nobody knows.

mrrustymonkey: Maybe we'll go sailing #TemporalTues or just sit here & stare? We're just happy to breathe... this relaxed kind of air.

mrrustymonkey: Later we'll get cocktails #TemporalTues at a weird Tiki bar. We'll dance to steel drum music under the stars.

mrrustymonkey: Do you remember this place #TemporalTues? It's where we do all of our art. It's our place of escape - our place of new starts.

mrrustymonkey: Hand me that shell #TemporalTues. I'll put it up to my ear. It'll whisper to me everything I want to hear.

mrrustymonkey: Now hand me that napkin #TemporalTues & let's map out a plan. Let's put it in a bottle & see where it lands.

mrrustymonkey: * notices a familiar lighthouse, with a beacon of #TemporalTues light - so bright it can been seen through the thickest fog *

mrrustymonkey Mr. Rusty Monkey
#TemporalTues, daddy says again to mommy, "Take my hand & we'll run! A world of possibilities awaits."

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, lets walk on the ocean again & sing... Walk on the Ocean

mrrustymonkey: * he opens his #TemporalTues eyes. the fog has lifted. it's nothing but fair winds & following seas now!

mrrustymonkey Mr. Rusty Monkey
* :-) as he heads back up the #TemporalTues staircase, to his room in the very old house *

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I risked life and limb to watch the "battle of Hastings" in 1066. I still could not see if Harold was hit in the eye.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues The Bayeux Tapestry was an early example of war correspondent artistry. Later achieved with paintings and photography.

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nancyoverbury: RT @tomwrussell: We-e-ell doggies! #steamtuesday #TemporalTues is upon us once again! Feels lilke a good day to get stuff done.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues August 1850 celebrated Mary Shelley's last b-day w/ her. Brought Gargleblasters & 70's vinyl Frankenstein costume as presents.

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112th Temporal Tuesday - 23 August

2011-08-24T07:44:00.001-07:00

Captain_Zaphod: Poor Reggie, I met him one #TemporalTues He was stuck in the past due to a transporter accident: Reginald Witherspoon III Wonder how he's doing?

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kaolinfire: #temporaltues I visit Van Gogh, to mix paints for him; and keep an eye out for The Doctor.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I have just returned from 1617 when the first one-way street was implemented in London, England. What chaos!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues The first one-way street in London was Albemarle Street, Mayfair, the location of the Royal Institution.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues It was designated London's first one-way street because the public science lectures were so popular there.

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followthewabbit: @Wendell_Howe May the Wabbit twavel back on #TemporalTues to meet Paul Felix Armand-Delille. We have unfinished business.

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues It appears as my zero point device begins it's cycle" up" , I am unable to use lesser means of multiverse/chronotravel.

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111th Temporal Tuesday - 16 August

2011-08-17T07:49:00.000-07:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I had to visit 1977 just to see how amazing the outpouring of grief was, the day Elvis Presley died.

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P1 - 1997 as a family of ape descendants prepares to leave Earth to colonize Alpha Centauri, I becomes trapped aboard while...

Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P2 - trying to take their Robot to swap for @Marvin_SCC_GPP . After liftoff, the ship is whisked off course & into a ...

Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P3 - meteor storm due to my extra weight upsetting their craptastic navigational computers. In an attempt to save my ass I ...

Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues P4 - revive the crew early, resulting only in the Robinson's & myself becoming Lost In Space. I drink heavily for 3 years

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110th Temporal Tuesday - 9 August

2011-08-10T10:38:00.000-07:00

ZAmmi:Going back in time to 1848 to see how London's early police force; the Peelers dealt with riots #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: #TemporalTues 1848 like 2011,was a year when revolution was in the air.Uprisings were widespread across Europe,&Marx published his manifesto

ZAmmi: In 1848 when the world was rocked by uprisings & revolution, 1 man's words shaped the course of history for the next 150yrs #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: in 2011, with the world again shaken by chaos and regime change, who's manifesto dropped into the waters of politics #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: will ripple far into the 22nd century? I'm almost tempted to take a trip forward to find out. #TemporalTues

ZAmmiZAmmi
But I think I'll stick to discovering the future one day at a time. :) #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TT100 took Heart of Gold in for it's 100th #TemporalTues tune-up. Galactic Police arriving reminded me that I'd stolen it. TTFN coppers!

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Wendell_Howe: 1888 Glasgow - Forgot to tweet. Should use #TemporalTues to return to this morning to tell you of last night's lecture. The Infinite in Nature, in Man, and in the Self

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@Canageek: @ZAmmi What is #tt100?

ZAmmi: @Canageek #TT100 is an on-goin celebration of the 100th #TemporalTues we're in the Edwardian era, tryin to stop Enforcers crashing the party

[And the adventure continues from 104th Temporal Tuesday]

@wildfeather: Desperately tryin to find Cassie, in this crazy warren of posh glamor and utility,. 'Upstairs, downstairs, in my lady's chamber..' #tt100

@wildfeather: Didn't get a chance to tell @RustyNorman what was going on, dumb chambermaid poked her nose under the bed. Who knew they dusted #tt100

@wildfeather: this early in the morning? S'all right, she didn't see nothin but unruffled shadow. #tt100

@wildfeather: this early in the morning? S'all right, she didn't see nothin but unruffled shadow. #tt100 ::GONE::

@wildfeather: No, she didn't hear me! She had a featherduster! an was hummin! >:-/ #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *slips up to you as people disperse from the breakfast table & puts hand in yours. Whispers discretely* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman Have you seen Cass or Wild yet today? *Tries to peer thru open door into Main Hall & past crowd of waiting footmen* #TT100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi ::bows head to whisper back:: haven't seen Cass, but oh boy did I see Wild! ninja-stealthed inta my room this mornin... #tt100

@RustyNorman: @Zammi ...said somethin about FP..an a huntin door..? i dunno. a maid came an interrupted her, then next thing i knew she was gone. #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Heart yammers just a little bit* That doesn't sound good. If Wild's gone stealth-mode..... #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Looks around the room, itching to get away from the toffs**Pause*On that note..::faint,tender smile:: how was ur night? #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke approaches as everyone rises "I have something I'd like to share with you, care to join me?" he offers his arm #TT100

@wildfeather: [::Stumbles into the kitchen::] #TT100

@wildfeather: [::Dodges passing footman, ducks behind burly laundrymaid carrying a pile of linen, slips up to Cass::] #TT100

@wildfeather: @Cassiebarrister *Tugs ur sleeve- gets a slop full of dirty water and suds in the face* Alright, alright, ya didnt haveta jump! ffbh! #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *frazzled swamphug* Wild!! ohemgee thank goodness this place is drivin me nuts I've got dishpan EVERYTHING where IS- #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather -wait, evryone's still here, right?? I'm not stuck in kitchen duty forever?? *grabs ur shoulders* *slightly wildeyed* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister Ohmuhgosh Cass, I don' have time for dis, I'vgotto get afterfabulouspanda! *hasty distracted fraughtness* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister ::Jerktugs ur arm like she's starting to heft a large bag of flour across the floor:: C'mon! #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *skids, poofy white cap askew* *already-instinctive look round kitchen in fear of butler-retaliation* FP?? what-? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Tugskids you across the room* Fabulouspandadisappearedinthemiddleofthenight::Breath::I'vebeenrunninallthewaytothe- #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister nextvillageandback,tryintofindatraceofherThentherewasRustyanhe'snoelpcosthemaidinterruptedusannowhe'soffwiththetoffs #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *hop-skips along beside, starting to catch every other word* wait- is she ok?? whathappened? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister ::Breath:: andIfellinthemudbutIthinkitwasanoldtrailcositlookedlikeadayoldmaybeitwasyesterday::Breath::anwegottacatch #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister herbeforeshegetstotheturnpikeorelseshe'llbeofftoLondonanshe'sonly gone n run off wiv da footman,asn't she! *Bursts-* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *out of the service entrance into the hot dry summer air* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Puffs out tensed-up breath and places head on your shoulder* An I'm so glad yor here #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *hot summer air hits my face* *deep surprised breath, squint into sun* Oh...*sigh* wow fresh air... #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *impulsive tight squeeze-hug, buries stinging eyes in ur shoulder* me too... #tt100

@wildfeather: [::Looks back over shoulder::] Look like yor on an important errand an nobody stops ya. *Grin* They're all too busy to notice enyway. #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister [::returns gaze to you::] aww.. [::Puts gentle hand on your warm head::] got stuck in miserable drudge dungeon huh? #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *puffs hair out of eyes* boy, that's the truth. NOBODY notices me, unless it's psycho-butler! *makes face* :P #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister [feels a mite guilty for havin been gallavanting across the estate while u were buried under crockery & dishcloths] #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *tosses head, wipes cap off hair* no problem. I had them fooled, right? ;) so what's our next move? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister Psycho butler, hoah aint that de troof! he only-- *Halts in recounting Havewotsit's horrors* wot'm I sayin? we gotta #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *halt* I dunno. I was hopin you'd hav sum idea. [::looks at you helplessly::] #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather uh. well. I guess we could...*thinks of asking Jeff, discards idea* 0_0 wait. Did u say she ran off w a footman?? #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Sheepish* uh.. yeah.. @Wendell_Howe's gonna kill us! If the Enforcers don't get there first! #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *thinks of mild gentlemanly harmless Wendell, then spooky temporal cops. Tries to think which'd be worse. Can't* #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *rubs forehead*oh man, that's...*thot of anothr romantic adventure* the establishment sure doesn't..*hysterical giggle* #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather ..I mean..*cough* Poor FP. #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather *takes ur arm* nevermindI'lltellulater. Cmon let's find the kid who mucks out the stables, I talked w him a little, #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather he knows all the gossip, who comes and goes. Maybe he knows if they took a horse or something.*leads way 2 stable* #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather he knows all the gossip, who comes and goes. Maybe he knows if they took a horse or something.*leads way 2 stable* #tt100

@wildfeather: @CassieBarrister *Blinks at you. somewhat at a loss for words* O.o #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic I smile politely, but can't resist the draw of curiosity. My vow to remain invisible is fading fast. *takes Duke's arm* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke escorts you over to the side table replete with silverware "Your hair looks particularly lovely- #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "...this morning." he says politely as you walk. Plush carpeting beneath soft indoor shoes #Tt100

@mousewords I feel a blush climb into my cheeks, try to hide it with a pat of my hair. "Thank you.." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke smiles and considerately deflects attention away. He reaches behind the larger teapots and decanters #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "This," he says, "if I have perceived my lady's preference aright, is just your cup of tea." #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Or rather, coffee." he adds, pouring a delicious thick stream of fragrant black liquid into a china cup #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords He presents it with delicate flare "It's from my own estate in Brazil," hot steam rises, wending its way up to your nose #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic My curious interest flickers into a smile, & I laugh; then accept the cup with fascination. "You have an estate there?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords he smiles. "That's why I came back from Huatanay Valley via Porto Velho and Belem on the Amazon" #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "It was a difficult trek, especially with a game leg," the duke admits."But it was worth it."his smile changes to private #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords amusement, recalling something he does not say. But then his eyes trail back to your face and he adds candidly; #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "But it was better than being tossed about in a ship,seasick & delirious,all the way across the Pacific,&round the Cape!" #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Well, almost better." and that secret smile comes back again. #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic I take a sip of the hot, dark ambrosia, savoring its smoky-earth flavor; nothing like Starbucks in the 21st century #TT100

@mousewords: @massTwitFic (in a good way). I can't help watching the Duke's face; his eyes with their changing expressions & quiet humor.. #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic his air of mystery is a tempting puzzle. I take a stinging swallow of coffee to shove me back on course. "It sounds- #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "as if your journey was..not uneventful?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords his eyes lit up with hidden fire, he places his fingers across his lips. Pensively he begins "Yes, it..." #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords and then stops. #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "It..what?" I ask, in a low, confidential tone--against my sense of decorum, but darn it I'm curious. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "There was..." His eyes drop and flash about the room "Some difficulties. Did you detect the notes of caramel, and" #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "red berries?" He goes on, "there's even a hint of chocolate. In fact," he slides another pot over "I find," #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "it goes very well together." He urges you to take another sip. "Is that dangerously revolutionary?" #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "It might seem so to some," I say with a grin. "But I have to agree with you." Especially since #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic -chocolate & coffee practically fuel my days back home.."But. You were saying..difficulties?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords "Don't worry," he says, "I shall keep our deviant ways to myself." and his eyes light up with dancing merriment #Tt100

@MassTwitFic: @Mousewords then he exhales with bashful discomfort at your pressing "I.. was taken captive by a highwayman.." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "highway, woman, in fact." He glances at you amused, yet sheepish. "I almost got shot" #Tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "Oh my!"--I don't have to feign ladylike vapours; my hand darts to my lips automatically. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords ::hastens up to u and rudely interrupts.:: please pardon the intrusion, but, *hisses* we have a *mouthes* slight problem #Tt100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi I blink; glance from you to the Duke to you- & "problem" wins out. "Ohhum. Excuse me a moment plz." #TT100 @masstwitfic

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi the duke makes no objection to your interruption, but politely defers with a formal smile #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords Wild's disappeared, and it seems she's not the problem. Rusty said something about FP #TT100

continued in 120th Temporal Tuesday

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109th Temporal Tuesday - 2 August

2011-08-03T08:02:00.000-07:00

mrrustymonkey: * a #TemporalTues car pulls up to a building with a "For Lease" sign in the window. a monkey doll hops out to inspect this empty space *

mrrustymonkey: * he walks around from room to #TemporalTues room, imagining where everything & everyone could be placed *

*mrrustymonkey: there's a metal chair sitting in the #TemporalTues corner, next to an empty water cooler that some previous occupant left behind *

mrrustymonkey: * this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, magazine publishing...it must to be our fate? :-) It's 1998.

mrrustymonkey: Here we go again #TemporalTues. We've been down THIS road before. We're old hats at this point, but who's keeping score.

mrrustymonkey: It's an old title #TemporalTues. We'll revive it again. We'll make it our own. We'll spin it & win!

mrrustymonkey: ...for this new phase of our lives #TemporalTues! Retirement just didn't last. You see, my friend, we get bored pretty fast. ;-0

mrrustymonkey: We need a sales team for our masthead! We'll need an honest CFO. Oh & by the way #TemporalTues...before I go...

mrrustymonkey: ...lets hang onto this feeling #TemporalTues - our wide eyed start off anew. Sadly, it won't last long. Now here's the 1st clue...

mrrustymonkey: ...It will be a public company #TemporalTues, with investors & stock. The "dot.con" age is dawning. Prepare for the shock.

mrrustymonkey: The world is changing #TemporalTues. Tangible is tossed out for air. Every little tech geek kid becomes a MILLIONAIRE.

mrrustymonkey: But for now #TemporalTues, everything still makes good sense. So let's time travel back out, before it starts getting tense.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's time to join the world again, & sing... Walking On the Sun

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I love #TemporalTues. But I love Mr. Rusty Monkey more!

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tomwrussell: Inspired by a #DrWho ep I watched last night, I'm going to spend my #TemporalTues in Pompeii, before Vesuvius blew its top.

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ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues Found Quantum tunneler, clearly discharged. Looks as if the whole colony may have gone through. Rewiring and heading home.

ProfessorMorrow: #TemporalTues Chronal beacon fixed onto Earth 112 Mon's Meg. The quantum tunneler should allow a glimpse of the supergun's better moments.

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Wendell_Howe: I'd love to go to October 1985 to listen to Carl Sagan speak on Science and the Search for God here at Glasgow University. #TemporalTues

scablander: @Wendell_Howe Carl Sagan and friends on Our Place in the Cosmos from Symphony of Science #TemporalTues

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I visited the New Forest, Hampshire, England, in 1828, and do you know? Nothing happened. So peaceful.

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Mortythemouth: #TemporalTues 2150,After returning from my stay on the planet Exxon, (formally Mars) I'm happy to be standing on top of Mt. Chevron again.

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108th Temporal Tuesday - 27 July

2011-07-27T15:48:00.000-07:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt1. Boulder, Colorado circa 1978. Met the eccentric ape-descendant Exidor (who addressed my 2 heads as "Pepe" & "Rocco").

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt2 Gave him a flowing white robe w/ a blue sash & for the price of him paying my tab, I told him about "The Friends of Venus"

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt3 of course it was figment created by a drunken haze but he didn't know that & "bribed me" to become the cult's new leader.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt4 drank the night away, celebrating his becoming cult leader of a cult of one.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt5 Exidor spent years unsuccessfully convincing monkey-men that he's met aliens - plural, as he met an Orkan later that year.

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mrrustymonkey: * an alarm goes off, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse, & a monkey doll :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * it's dark out, but it's time to get up! there's a bus waiting to carry him off on another new #TemporalTues adventure *

mrrustymonkey: * yes, you guessed it. his seat on this bus is indeed his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, this could be hell... but sometimes it's heaven. It's 1977.

mrrustymonkey: We're off to summer camp #TemporalTues. It really is “HOT AS HELL!” We're squashed in a bus & we just want to yell!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, they make us run laps & play ridiculous games. And they never seem to remember our names?

mrrustymonkey: The camp counselors #TemporalTues, they're not much older than us. So, what makes THEM the “Lords” of this terrible bus?

mrrustymonkey: We really dread it #TemporalTues, every miserable day! We wake up @ o'dark thirty, when we'd rather stay home & play.

mrrustymonkey: But sometimes #TemporalTues, we ride horses & paddle canoes on a lake! And on hot days, we get ice cream for goodness' sake!!!! :-)

mrrustymonkey: And every afternoon #TemporalTues, we get to swim in the pool! This experience does seems positive, as a general rule? :-)

mrrustymonkey: We're learning about people #TemporalTues, about those who are different from us. So why do we whine & put up a fuss?...

mrrustymonkey: ...It's time to put on a :-) #TemporalTues & get back on that bus! :-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's hot as hell, but we can still sing...Hot Fun in the Summertime

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scablander: RT @fangarius: @TheNightGallery @scablander Fangarian TZ Reference: The Cliffordville Effect - When one fails miserably by attempting to cash in on the Future in the Past or Present. deck.ly #TemporalTues

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ProfessorMorrow: Quantum device stolen in American colony. Misspelled crouton in trying to articulate dangers. Hope no one notices in future... #temporaltues

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fangarius: Apologies for missing #TemporalTues, the TARDIS 2's been messin' with those Winchester boys again. Funny how Sam accepts its transdimensional nature, while Dean just freaks. Oh, sure, you can accept demons but not a Paranormal Time Lord Wolf-Being, eh? deck.ly

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History_Singers: Your Hit Parade: "Johnny Comes Marching Home" -- Irish or American? #TemporalTues

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107th Temporal Tuesday - 19 July

2011-07-20T16:35:00.000-07:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1980's After establishing the Digital Archive on the 17th Floor I invented ASCII p0rn! Historic LOLs You're welcome Earth

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pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey *Pinky settles in to hear #TemporalTues *

mrrustymonkey: * a Moravian Star porch light turns on, somewhere in the #TemporalTues twitterverse, & a monkey doll scurries nervously about *

mrrustymonkey: * he pulls an old, gothic chair right up next to the front door, so he can watch out for any #TemporalTues guests heading inside *

mrrustymonkey: * another giant #TemporalTues tent has been set up in the yard. the trees are all illuminated in pastel colors, as always *

mrrustymonkey: * he sees the #TemporalTues guests moving about & hears glasses & dishes clinking. the band announces a short break *

mrrustymonkey: * he looks @ the old, gothic clock & realizes that there is still another hour ( or 2? ) of this #TemporalTues event left to endure & :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * he sits back, realizing that "the waiting chair" is indeed his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I peep out the windows & I cringe with fear! It's any weekend in the Spring of this year.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, the caterers steal spoons & ALWAYS leave trash behind. And we loose our days off / our only chance to unwind.

mrrustymonkey: And #TemporalTues, tent rental trucks drive ALL OVER this yard! Watching their abuse is so incredibly hard. :-(

mrrustymonkey: They don't care #TemporalTues, these ridiculous brides. I'd like to take out my frustration on ALL of their hides!

mrrustymonkey: I wish I had teeth #TemporalTues! I would bite EVERY one! I'd run WILD through their receptions & SPOIL all their fun!

mrrustymonkey: This is MY house #TemporalTues! She is my sister you see. She's a part of our family, with mommy & daddy & me. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: It makes me sad #TemporalTues. :-( There isn't much I can do. I sit here nervously watching that old clock with you.

mrrustymonkey: Look @ that bridesmaid #TemporalTues! She's wearing spiked, leather heels! My poor heart of pine floors! And what is she steals?

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, now who is that crazy, ranting gorilla? Oh... it's just another mother of another spoiled bridezilla!

mrrustymonkey: Lock the display cases #TemporalTues! Hide the heirloom pieces! Remind me to bring them back out, when this event finally ceases.

mrrustymonkey: * takes a really deep #TemporalTues breath, as he remembers all the answers to “why“*

mrrustymonkey: But most times #TemporalTues... I look out these windows & say with great pride, “These years have been a most marvelous ride!”

mrrustymonkey: This is the lifetime of sharing #TemporalTues. We've really let this place out! Sometimes, it's so exciting... I just have to shout! :-)

mrrustymonkey: They don't have a child #TemporalTues. The house is their daughter you see. And I'm their son...yep, little old toy monkey me.

mrrustymonkey: And mommy has a museum now #TemporalTues - a museum of her dreams. The tourists like it too, so it seems. ;-)

mrrustymonkey:So please forgive me #TemporalTues, now that's all off my chest. Besides, this event's almost over...let's enjoy the rest! :-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, "My house is me & I am it. My house is where I like to be & it represents ALL of my dreams.”

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine. And the band plays on... It's time to sing. Daughter

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I watched live at NASA Mission Control as, on July 20 1969, Armstrong and Aldrin were the first men to walk on the moon.

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ProfessorMorrow: @Wendell_Howe For the life of me I thought I'd missed the day! Probably best I entered on #temporaltuesday anyway, mischief was abundant.

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106th Temporal Tuesday - 12 July

2011-07-13T09:28:00.000-07:00

mrrustymonkey: Oh yes @pinkbunnyr. It is #TemporalTues isn't it? Hmmmm...where should we go? I am thinking about a sunny day long ago...

mrrustymonkey: * it's another sunny, golden afternoon in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. a 1970's Oldsmobile cranks up & a young family hops in. *

mrrustymonkey: * they are about to take another #TemporalTues weekend drive... but with a mission!

mrrustymonkey: * an old monkey doll jumps between the 2 children in the back, but realizes he's too short to see out the #TemporalTues windows & :-( *

mrrustymonkey: * he decides to hop up into the observation deck / the back window. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues... there's a problem to solve, but it's an easy fix. It's 1976.

mrrustymonkey: We need a new house #TemporalTues. Our old one's too small. We need a house where...you know... we can grow & all.

mrrustymonkey: We've been looking for months #TemporalTues, but nothing seems "just right". Maybe the yard's too small, or the cost is way out of sight!

mrrustymonkey: So many houses #TemporalTues, which one should we pick? That last "open house" was so messy, it made mammaw sick!

mrrustymonkey: One has a game room, another... a #TemporalTues pool! I think something "monkey friendly" should be the 1st rule! ;-)

mrrustymonkey: We like trees #TemporalTues & a green, open yard. Our needs are really quite simple, so why is house hunting so hard?

mrrustymonkey: We're about to give up #TemporalTues, another weekend drive around waste. But wait...perhaps I have spoken in haste?

mrrustymonkey: As we turn a #TemporalTues corner, I'll look back to see...a pretty golden house ( with a "For Sale" sign ) staring right back at me!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, "Our house was us and we were it. Our house was where we liked to be and it looked like all of our dreams.” ;-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, those were golden years! It's time to sing. Golden Years

mrrustymonkey: * monkey blushes & grins at the @pinkbunnyr * I'm so glad you enjoy these #TemporalTues adventures! I hope you'll join us too @pasikas! :-)

mrrustymonkey: * the monkey doll, feeling all sunny & golden & full of #TemporalTues @Happpiii ness, decides to exits the twitterverse...stage right. *

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey Is that Mr. Rusty Monkey I see?! where are we going for #temporaltuesday? *covers Monkey in kisses*

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I love #temporaltuesday! *Pinky kisses Monkey`s adorable nose*

pinkbunnyr: One day I must borrow the #temporaltuesday time machine...@mrrustymonkey @wendell_howe

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followthewabbit: @pinkbunnyr @mrrustymonkey @wendell_howe By coincidence, the blog Wabbit is discussing time twavel #temporaltuesday =;) x Follow the Wabbit

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Zounds! Just back from 1543AD after celebrating Henry VIII's wedding to Catherine Parr. It was Harry and Kate in the 1500s!

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Wendell_Howe: Maybe I should go to the future (or is that my past?) and ask the President of Singapore why he doesn't live in his residence. #TemporalTues

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simonscotland: Follow @Wendell_Howe as he visits 1887 Singapore ~ this tea loving gent is a time traveller, and so can you be on #TemporalTuesday

simonscotland: I would go to Fenway Park on 23rd June 1917 to watch Ernie Shore's almost perfect game photo #TemporalTuesday 

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ProfessorMorrow: Drank with a fellow in a cave in North Deseret/Nevada, undetermined year. Did some light weaving. Couldn't teach dentistry.#TemporalTues

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105th Temporal Tuesday - 5 July

2011-07-06T09:05:00.000-07:00

tomwrussell: For today's #TemporalTues excursion I think I'd just like to go back to last night and get a few more hours of sleep.

tomwrussell: Setting the vortex for London, July 1, 1858 to sit in on the Linnaean Society presentation by Mssrs. Darwin and Wallace #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: Alas, Mssrs Darwin and Wallace cannot attend, their joint paper on Natural Selection is being read by the society's secretary #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: Darwin/Wallace papers read w/o much comment, other papers read as well. Darwin/Wallace approved for publication #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues Took pics of Micheline Bernardini modeling very 1st bikini in 1946 Paris photo Stole it's matchbox carrying case.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I went back to 5 July 1975 to watch Arthur Ashe win Wimbledon, after going back even *earlier* to buy a ticket. Great match!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1975: American tennis player Arthur Ashe became the first black man to win the Wimbledon singles' championship. Well done!

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Blackfireink: #TemporalTues Went back to the starting of time. Earth wasn't even formed yet. God was just looking at the explosion He made with matter.

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LadyJrgella: This #TemporalTuesday, I'd like to go to where- and when-ever would get me away from the fanatics trying to ruin my life.

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scablander: Going back to 1156 to watch my ancestor Somerled trounce on the Vikings. Highland Clans #TemporalTues

scablander: Somerled has 500,000 descendants today. That's a lot of cousins! I'll have to make a ton of potato salad for family reunion. #TemporalTues

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104th Temporal Tuesday - 29 June

2011-06-29T07:26:00.000-07:00

History_Singers: @Wendell_Howe #TemporalTues. “Dixie”: Confederate Theme Song, Born in NYC, Beloved by Lincoln ... Your Hit Parade

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US_Nessie: I think I'll spend #TemporalTues comparing the French and Russian aristocracies, and see if they could have been fixed without beheadings.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I tried to warn Archduke Ferdinand to change his route on June 28 1914, but his advisors refused to listen to me.

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltues went and watched myself steal the Heart of Gold ... again. I never get tired of that.

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scablander: What good is #TemporalTues if you can go back for a classic tune? Darling Be Home Soon

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103rd Temporal Tuesday - 21 June

2011-06-22T07:37:00.000-07:00

tomwrussell: I believe I shall take a little shopping trip today. Away to New York 1850 for a browse around the Marble Palace #TemporalTues

korikatra: @tomwrussell Hi! So nice to meet another time traveller! #TemporalTues

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korikatra: A beautiful #TemporalTues! I'm just gonna press pause on my time machine and stay in this moment all day. :)

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fangarius: Summertime is here.. of course, in Texas, how can one tell, eh? Perhaps I'll #TemporalTues back to the Summer of '69. 1669, that is, and go bother Cap'n Jack Sparrow. Tweetdeck

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I have just been to London in 1675 to see the laying of the foundation stone of the new St Paul's Cathedral. Such fun!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues After the Great Fire of London it was nice to see the fruition of some people's desires to rebuild London.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues It was just a shame that London was not rebuilt on a grid plan, it would make navigation SO easy today.

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mrrustymonkey: * a car drives through the gates of a #TemporalTues country club & drops off an apprehensive monkey doll @ the front door *

mrrustymonkey: * just inside, he makes his way through the throng of seemingly "older" folks, & signs his name to the #TemporalTues roster *

mrrustymonkey: * he pins on a #TemporalTues badge & makes his way inside the ballroom - to hunt an empty table @ the back of the room *

mrrustymonkey: * it's so hot & noisy, but he finds a remote spot ( under an air vent ) to perch. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: * he watches, as a huge #TemporalTues buffet of Southern foods is staged. then, he closes his eyes, inhaling the aroma of "home" & ...*

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, our world is still innocent. We're young & carefree! It's 1963.

mrrustymonkey: We're graduating from highschool #TemporalTues! We have a lifetime ahead! We're looking forward to college - nothing to dread!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, we love our family & our friends. Our whole world is right here. This town ( our own Newton ) is so incredibly dear.

mrrustymonkey: But there's a world to explore #TemporalTues! "Oh The Places We'll Go!" The possibilities are endless! Let's get on with this show!

mrrustymonkey: Now let's skip ahead #TemporalTues, to May 2011. We're @ our high school reunion / a kind of time machine heaven.

mrrustymonkey: We've come home #TemporalTues, to all things familiar & good. To say, "You can't go home again" seems misunderstood?

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, we see our old girlfriends - Lee Jean & Loletta Weems! Yep, they're still sweet on me! Or @ least so it seems. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, we see little Judy Rainer & there goes Sue Valentine! Perhaps we'll head to the bar for a glass of red wine? ;-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, there's James Youngblood & Bobby Payne & even old David Speed! Yes, we're starting to have a good time indeed!

mrrustymonkey: What a relief #TemporalTues, we're right back in our groove. Whew! Everyone's just themselves. This evening cannot improve!

mrrustymonkey: Was I afraid #TemporalTues, that this night would be a real drag? OK. But I still say, "Thank God for name tags!" ;-)

mrrustymonkey: 40+ years #TemporalTues, is a REALLY long time! The Memorial board's way too filled, but the idea was so kind.

mrrustymonkey: Are you retired #TemporalTues? How many grandkids & such? Are you still working hard or maybe not doing so much?

mrrustymonkey: We take class pictures #TemporalTues & hash out old glories. Future days will be filled with these reunion stories.

mrrustymonkey: Then they'll dance #TemporalTues. Daddy will show off his wife. Everyone can be certain... he's enjoyed a good life! ;-)

mrrustymonkey: Secretly #TemporalTues, we needed this "get out of town." We were starting to feel fractured & a bit haggard & down.

mrrustymonkey: As we leave, the stars will put on their show for free. And you were there #TemporalTues, to share it all with me!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, let's watch my parents dance & sing! Up On The Roof

Moogie55: Thank you for another beautiful #TemporalTues story lovely, lovely @mrrustymonkey *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH* xx

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mousewords: Or anywhen! RT @Wendell_Howe It's #TemporalTues 1st day of summer, so you may not wish to go anywhere. http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/

mousewords: I got an early start on Temporal Tuesday by rejoining @MassTwitFic's Edwardian #TT100 in honor of the 100th #temporaltues. Not home yet!

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Wendell_Howe: It's #TemporalTues Wish I could back up to last Sunday to wish Dad a Happy Father's Day. blogspot (So embarrassing.)

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (cont) 1 of their number had his head bitten off by Ozzy Osbourne. They then took off leaving an uninjured E.T. behind.

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History_Singers: Lovelorn Ohio poet surprised to hear his lyrics sung around Confederate campfires. #TemporalTues @Wendell_Howe Lorena: Born in Ohio, Beloved in the Confederacy

History_Singers: Mgt. Mitchell was no musician for R&S couldn't have waltzed in 4/4 time. Dear Ms. Mitchell: Scarlett and Rhett Couldn’t Possibly Have Waltzed to “Weeping Sad and Lonely.” #TemporalTues @Wendell_Howe

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scablander: #TemporalTues Jumping ahead to 2021 and having @cg360 sign his New York Times bestseller for me. Boy, sure is a long line.

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Our fourth installation of #TT100’s continuing Edwardian adventure in honor of the 100th Temporal Tuesday

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "the Romans had their share of barbarism too -they killed men simply to satisfy their own thirst for entertainment & boredom" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Executing criminals? It's hardly the same." "Perhaps your right." A young lady in delicate lilac morning gown pauses in the #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi act of lifting scrambled egg to her mouth,& lowers her fork."If you will pardon my intrusion,they murdered the Christians too" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Quite right, my dear!" the Portly MP says in a big, expansive voice, slapping his large palm down over her hand & engulfing #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi it in a robust shake. "Tis wise to remember that" adds the Duke. "I wasn't sure I'd remembered aright," says the lady #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Such matters are, so lofty and erudite. I find myself uncertain I've recalled all the facts in right order." Mr Howard gives #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi a shout of laughter "You're not like that insufferable Pankhurst woman" he says a little too loud considering she's at the far #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi corner of the room conversing over the buffet tray. "Debate is not for you, eh?" "And why not?" asks the Duke, quietly -more #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi to hear the answer than to contradict, in spite his clear and known disagreement #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Well," Mr Howard answers, without a moments hesitation, "It's of little use to a woman. Debate and politics go hand in hand," #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "and it's not as if they are suited to that!" "Again, I say, why not?" the Duke continues to be quietly calm in manner, as if #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic *chokes- just a little bit -and drops fork* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi merely observant, though Bertie & George who know him well see steel in his eye. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *Torn between wanting to hear & getting as far away frm MP as possible. attempts to remind self it's not his fault he's * #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *a product of his time & a hang over from the previous gen from the 1 surrounding us: seeming entrenched even to them* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *Pulls and tears at silk napkin under the table* #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *also transfixed by conversation, swallowing dry toast & reciting to self: /must.be.forgettable./ #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "I think women will find," Howard answers; avoiding the question like a good politician, "that it's a matter of" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent. That is to say if they are given the vote the gentle sex will find it to be no such" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "pleasurable matter as they thought it! When they encounter the heavy tussle of internal and foreign affairs, they shall wish" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "it was not incumbent upon their leisure, their art & music and fair societal pleasures, to be involved." he clears his throat #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "To whit, sir, it is a case of 'Conditio sina qua non'." #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords Condit..conditio.. Con... *tugs at lip, unconsciously, trying to remember Latin* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "To whit, sir, it is a case of 'Caeca invidia est'." #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords Ca... caeca.. Ca.. *Knits brow in concentration, trying to remember Latin* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Many a man would wish not to be inflicted upon by the noisy governmental tug of war,"the duke replies"But that does not mean" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Many a man would wish not to be inflicted upon by the noisy governmental tug of war,"the duke replies"But that does not mean" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "he should be deprived of his right" "It is his right!""And why not a woman's right?""-A right he has ~earned"the MP continues #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "A man must if required, fight for his country. It is this that gives him the entitlement to influence the machinations of" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Government; it is a conditio sina qua non. -an essential requirement: something women cannot do." The Duke lets out #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi an involuntary breath of laughter. He turns in his seat to face his opponent more directly. "You who are so fond" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "of the classics, have you never heard of the Amazons?" "Savages!" the portly MP retorts derisively. "Oh, come on, that's" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "doing it a little too brown." It is the MP's turn to snort dismissively. But the Duke continues "A woman may be forced to" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "take up arms were we invaded, to defend herself or die, though she had no influence over the course of action that led to" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "the breach in our defences." "You're dealing in hypotheticals! We have not been invaded in 1000 years!" "Very well," says the #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi Duke, "Amoto quaeramus seria ludo. Let us ask the ladies their opinion." He turns to you & @mousewords #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords ::Whispers:: I know that one. It's Horace. 'joking aside, let's turn to serious matters.' #TT100 @MassTwitFic

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *whispers back* So much for staying invisible..@MassTwitFic I'm afraid my opinion may be prejudiced, #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic for my grandmothers hefted rifles beside my grandfathers, fighting to defend their pioneer homes @Zammi #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic & their families. And women such as ClaraBarton have gone to the front lines of war,serving well. @Zammi #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Ahh the Americans" says Humphrey Howard in dismissal. "One cannot measure civilization by their rustic methods" #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic >feels more than a little slapped in the face< D: @mousewords #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Brave women"says Charlie with a respect calculated to soothe any sore feeling,&indicate his own regard for their courage #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic Rustic at times, but most surely not hypothetical *I say, sipping coffee to hide twisting lip* #TT100 @Zammi

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *grateful smile at Charlie* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *Tries to highfive you under the table* @MassTwitFic #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *highfives back, serious-face crumbling* XD @MassTwitFic #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *highfives back, serious-face crumbling* XD @MassTwitFic #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The Duke smiles as appreciatively at your gentle pun as he does at the sight of your own peeping politely over ur teacup #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The Duke smiles as appreciatively at your gentle pun as he does at the sight of your own peeping politely over ur teacup #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords Howard huffs & puffs a little before continuing his argument. "Very well, I'll warrant that in so unstable a state as" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords Howard huffs & puffs a little before continuing his argument. "Very well, I'll warrant that in such a volatile state as" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "As America, women may be driven to circumstances of such and extreme nature that they are required to fight, but I note" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "That your Senate has not granted women suffrage either. Nor if you did would it follow that more civilized countries" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "should emulate your choice. A man in Papua New Guinea may wear a bone through his nose to denote his chiefdom, but that" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "doesn't mean you will find MPs wandering about Westminster with last nights dinner lodged decoratively in their beards!" #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic I can't help laughing out loud, & saying with a grin, "At least not on *purpose*" #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "Excuse me, but I believe the question was one of ability & willingness of my sex to debate&fight- #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic -&from the ancient biblical judge Deborah to my wild n'crazy grandmas, women have proved both #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic "As for politics & suffrage.." I smooth my napkin w a shrug "..time will tell." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The Duke finds his admiration increasing towards you with every glimpse into your head, he is reduced to having naught #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords to say in reply. "Again you demonstrate my point," persists the MP "one may learn from primitive society, the Israelites" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "perhaps more than even the Greco-Roman city states, but that does not mean one should emulate them" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords Charlie waves his hand dismissively seeing that they will get no further fighting circuitously through the MP's argument, #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords instead he turns to @Zammi & asks "And what is the opinion of the Countess? You have stayed strangely quiet" #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic I mumble behind my hand at @Zammi: 'Shouldn't emulate the primitives, yet so many do..' >:-| #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *anxious squeeze* *Was fighting to hold her tongue, now involuntarily caught in the spotlight* @MassTwitFic #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *squeezes hand back, egging you on* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *frowns anxiously* *considers, in this house, to be silent and not to voice an opinion would seem to them more unusual* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords /And *glances at Howard* no matter what I say to him it won't change his opinion. Maybe its safe for me to say my peace// #TT100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi :reading ur face, catches your eye & winks, encouraging w a nod /g'wan! knock em dead!/ #tt100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic *chooses words carefully* I think... I think a woman can watch her children starve, facing taxes she cannot pay consume #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic *chooses words carefully* I think... I think a woman can watch her children starve, facing taxes she did not vote for, #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic and cannot pay consume her entire budget leaving naught for food. I think a woman can sweep the floors of a cotton mill #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic under dangerous machinery, and hasten to stay ahead of the looms and presses as they approach and endanger her life, yet #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic she cannot vote in favour of the legislation that if passed would render her job safer &more free from accident. I think #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic a penniless woman can suffer injury or old age, and yet have no power to pursuade Government to organise services to #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic tend to her needs for free.I think a woman can send the son she's nurtured all his life off to a war she has no voice to #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic stop, and through her loving letters and encouragement fight to keep his spirits up on the battle field, though she has #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic nearly no hope of seeing him again, and yet cannot do a thing to bring him home or influence those who could. I think a #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic woman can fight all her life to keep her family business afloat, contributing to the country's economy, yet cannot #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic debate in parliament against proposed trade laws that would shut that business down. I think, sir, in short #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic that women have fought long enough. #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *gives your hand a strong quiet shake, in place of applauding* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *murmurs nervously*we had suffrage in the future when we came here,dint we..*Tugs tight lace collar,thinkin of Enforcers* #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *whispers back* Oh, yeah, think of all my Twitpic-ed 'I voted' stickers.. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *mentally wipes her brow, even tho she can't for decorum's sake* Just checking. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Well said." applauds the Duke. "Perhaps women have some place in parliamentary debate after all" he winks at you for he was #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi "Well said." applauds the Duke. "Perhaps women have some proficiency in parliamentary debate after all" he winks at you, for #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi he was already entirely convinced. Ignoring Howard's inevitable snort, he rises, & bows. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords ::Tugs you to rise too:: *Stands and curtsies, inclining her head* @MassTwitFic At the very least, it might inject some #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic common sense into debate, instead of like it is now, all omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina. *pert faint wink & smile* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @Zammi The Duke laughs out loud, and the MP cannot resist a large guffaw. "Touché, madam, touché." #TT100

@mousewords: I got an early start on Temporal Tuesday by rejoining @MassTwitFic's Edwardian #TT100 in honor of the 100th #temporaltues. Not home yet!

102nd Temporal Tuesday - 14 June

2011-06-15T19:13:00.000-07:00

tomwrussell: For today's #TemporalTues #SteamTuesday mashup I shall away to London circa 1889.

tomwrussell: In our drive to romanticize the Victorian era we tend to forget some of the less savory realities. Esp. the smells #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: London 1889 - by hansom to Hyde Park for a stroll. #TemporalTues

tomwrussell: Hey, all you steamy twits in the US, besides #TemporalTues, #SteamTuesday, and Int'l #Steampunk Day, don't forget it's also Flag Day.

tomwrussell: I need to travel back to this morning, use my steam-powered winch to hoist a great big US Flag, #TemporalTues #SteamTuesday #FlagDay

tomwrussell: London 1889 - spent a relaxing day in Hyde Park Now to recalibrate for home. #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1777 with my vote, the Stars & Stripes motif was outvoted by one, on favor of Dinosaurs with Lasers motif: Today In Alt History

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues In 1919, Captain Alcot and Lt. Brown flew from Newfoundland and landed in Ireland. I went to see them land. Amazing!

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@Twitfic and company continue their Edwardian excursion from last week in honor of the 100th Anniversary of Temporal Tuesday.
(Well, it is Time Travel, so time has no meaning.)

@wildfeather: Racin thru the still of the house,ninjastealth kickin in like instinct. Slinkin from pillar to chair to wall, feet silenced by carpet #TT100

@wildfeather: Form shadowed & unnoticeable. Not that there's anyone to notice. No one's up yet, not even the servants. #TT100

@wildfeather: Eases @RustyNorman's door open just a crack. Squeezes thru gap not wide enuf for a cat.Closes it w/o a click that cld disturb a mouse #TT100

@RustyNorman: @Wildfeather ::not-quite-snoring coming from under pile of pillows:: #TT100

@wildfeather: @RustyNorman's spawled on bed half-in half-out the sheets, one hand still clutched around the silver cigar case Wendell gave him, #TT100

@wildfeather: it flickers, casting erie ex-temporal glow across the bed .Wikipedia. Chinese Revolution. ::Snaps it shut:: "Rusty?" @RustyNorman #TT100

@RustyNorman: @Wildfeather [voice penetrates concrete wall of sleep & trips alarm] ::stirchoke:mussy-hair headbob:: wha-? #TT100

@wildfeather: ::whispers quietly so as not to alarm::Heart yammering from urgency:: Rusty! @RustyNorman #TT100

@RustyNorman: [sits up in one flailing motion, squinting into curtained dimness, rubbing eyes] yeah!! -wwhat? @wildfeather #TT100

@wildfeather: @RustyNorman ::thinks how long it'll take to esplain. looks at u. half asleep, more than half. Juts jaw concerned & glances at door:: #TT100

@RustyNorman: ::looks around in confusion, sees shadow-outline of @wildfeather's pigtails:: where-? oh. Wild? whassamatter, evrything ok? #TT100

@wildfeather: @RustyNorman It..the.. ::door, Rusty:: uh.. ::Rusty, door:: Berightback! /Don't/ go to sleep! ::flips out sash window like lightning: #TT100

@wildfeather: @RustyNorman ::Hands grab open sash frame from below:: ::Flips back in:: On better thoughts, the door. ::shadow flits past megafast:: #TT100

@RustyNorman: ::blinks at @wildfeather's disappearance. rubs hand over shadowed face //is Z ok?// pats at chest &bedcovers looking for phone:: #TT100

@wildfeather: faint flurry of material & shivers of air leave barely a mark of my passing. Mentally counts

@wildfeather: faint flurry of material & shivers of air leave no mark of my passing. Mentally counts number of exits, & discounts ones they #TT100

@wildfeather: wouldn't be able to take without bein seen. Most downstairs ones are out cos bootboys sleep in the corridor. Front door? Too risky? #TT100

@RustyNorman: [tosses covers back &stumbles out of bed: bare feet, undershirt, tuxedo trousers. girly nightshirt still folded neatly at bedside] #tt100

@wildfeather: @RustyNorman ::By your elbow:: Think they went fru da huntin door. Can't have used front, makes a heckova racket when u close it #TT100

@RustyNorman: @wildfeather BWA-ha! :fumbles cigar case, catches it. peers down at u, heart pounding: :whisper: don't DO that! -wait, who? #tt100

@wildfeather: @RustyNorman an' it's still closed, an.. Wot? An' anyway I fink da butler has the key, and-- FP! and her-- ::Door clicks open:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Dives under the bed::::servant in mobcap enters:: ::Pitcher slosh:: #TT100

@RustyNorman: [wavers between //@Zammi?// &::defensive tense:: at door click] #tt100 @wildfeather

@RustyNorman: [pantscuffs rustle at passing @wildfeather] :stares at maid, penny drops: //not a lotta privacy in these digs..// #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman The servant blanches at seeing you awake. Hesitating, like a rabbit in headlamps, in the door frame. #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic :finger-waggle hello at maid* uh, hi. sorry, i uh..:smooths tee &fumble-grabs for shirt: how're you tday? ^_^ #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman She looks even more mortified, vacilating between ::must light the fire:: & ::must leave:: "Begging your pardon, sir" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman she begins to retreat. Then halts looking at her pitcher & trying not to look at your unkempt, unwashed appearance. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman She gestures with her hands full of slopping jug,attempting to keep her eyes averted,at the wash stand,blushing fiercely #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Jigs with quiet impatience under the bed, smelling mothball must:: #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic uh, right. :buttoning shirt up to throat, looks around: where'r those socks- :drops to hands &knees, #tt100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic uh, right. :buttoning shirt up to throat, looks around: where'r those socks- :drops to hands &knees, #tt100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic :calls out: don't mind me! :lifts bedspread &mouths garbled protest at @wildfeather: #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman the girl squeaks, beside herself, and puts the pitcher down on the floor, snatching up clean clothes laid out by footman #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman puts them daintily on the bed, grabs the jug, fills the washstand in a hasty tremble & drops down in front of the fire. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman Scrubbing furiously with her back turned and her shoulders hunched #TT100

@wildfeather: @RustyNorman ::Pulls faces at you:: #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic ::peers over bedspread at maid:: [gets up &takes clothes] uh thanks..sorry again, it ain- isn't your fault, i just..yeah #tt100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic ::sidesteps to bathroom & shuts door:: #tt100

@ZAmmi: *Sips Jasmine petalled Earl Grey; half an ear on the various conversations at the breakfast table as guests filter in* #TT100

@ZAmmi: *In not-quite-awake-zammi mode* #TT100

@ZAmmi: RT @MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman [::Even more hasty scrubbing::] #TT100

@mousewords Twitter Fiction Event! The continuing adventures of time travel in Edwardian England--follow #TT100 hashtag to read along :)

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman [::Even more hasty scrubbing::] #TT100

@mousewords *My long peach-striped skirts swish as I enter the sunny dining room. Summer's warmth is augmented by hot food aromas--breakfast!* #TT100

@mousewords @Zammi Good morning! *whisper:* any sign of @CassieBarrister?? She disappeared! #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords I dont know, I was dressed by 1 of the housemaids.Not seen @WildFeather either.But everyone's sposed to stay out of sight #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords so I'm sure it's normal. You're not worried are you? *Takes ginger bite of crisp toast covered with home made marmelade* #TT100

@mousewords @Zammi *scans room, from well-dressed guests to crisply-uniformed footmen* *recalls @CassieBarrister's muslin &mobcap* Guess not. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi "Vile. Positively vile." "I don't disagree." "Barbarians!" the Portly MP Humphrey Howard spits. "Well,"the duke replies evenly #TT100

@theatermonkey: ((OOC: What exactly is #TT100 ?))

@MassTwitFic: (@theatermonkey OOC #TT100 is the 100th #Temporaltues. @Wendell_Howe loans out his time machine. check out http://temporaltues.blogspot.com)

continued next week

101st Temporal Tuesday - 7 June

2011-06-08T10:04:00.000-07:00

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I joined a street party in 1977 to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II's Silver Jubilee.

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mrrustymonkey: * the conservatory door in the #TemporalTues twitterverse opens and a monkey doll tiptoes out. *

mrrustymonkey: * he has a glass of #TemporalTues red wine in his hand, as he slowly makes his way over to the reflecting pool. *

mrrustymonkey: * he checks the "frog box" filter, just to make sure there aren't any #TemporalTues critters trapped inside. ;-) *

mrrustymonkey: * then, he tosses a float into the water and hops on board, wiggling into place. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine.*

mrrustymonkey: * he stares up into the darkening sky and watches as the stars begin to appear and #TemporalTues slowly comes to a close. *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, the sun's playing hide and seek! It's sometime last week.

mrrustymonkey: Late afternoon shades in and all #TemporalTues marsh birds fly home to roost.

mrrustymonkey: A frog chorus begins on the #TemporalTues pond, followed by fiddling crickets!

mrrustymonkey: Then evening says "Come out!" to all the #TemporalTues creatures of the night.

mrrustymonkey: The screech owl in the old Oak tree & little #TemporalTues black bats begin their hunt.

mrrustymonkey: Then, it's darkest night! The #TemporalTues stars begin to ;-) @ me.

mrrustymonkey: Yes, I'm here #TemporalTues - floating in your planetarium gallery of night.

mrrustymonkey: But soon, I'll be safely tucked in my bed and ready to dream. Night night monkey. Night night #TemporalTues.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's time to dream. * shuts eyes * Time to dream... zzzzz... Under The Milky Way

mrrustymonkey: I was back today @Moogie55 @MissyDeer. I traveled back to last week on the #TemporalTues time machine. I've missed you both!

mrrustymonkey: *runs to his bed & shuts the linen press door, hoping "Push" the butler won't find him. hide & seek's a good game to play on #TemporalTues *

Happpiii: @mrrustymonkey Hello my friend! Your #temporaltues is fantastic. Happpiii colourful memories! *wave*

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CharityKochsato: On this #TemporalTues I am visiting 21st century Earth. So nostalgic.

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tomwrussell: #TemporalTues. When shall I travel today?

tomwrussell: #TemporalTues I know, how about Italian for lunch, off to Tuscany 1840. Perhaps a visit with Archduchess Maria

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Eureka! I've discovered the Vogon's big secret! They're devolved ... (cont.)

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt.2 ...ape-descendents and #Cthulhu cultists! Think about it they've hideous aberrations who's poetry (garbled chanting)(cont.)

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt.3 ... causes madness and or death. #Lovecraft Only had to travel through a lost weekend to discover that.

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Wendell_Howe: 1891 Cannes - I'd like to go back to fifth century Île Saint-Honorat and meet St. Patrick while he was a student here. #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: 1891 Cannes - I think I'd ask St. Patrick what he has against snakes. =):{ #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: 1891 Cannes - That's a history joke. St. Patrick never drove snakes out of Ireland, because it never had any to begin with. #TemporalTues

shinyemptyhead: @Wendell_Howe Or he's going to borrow your time machine, go way back and drive them out properly.

@shinyemptyhead Perhaps. I understand Ireland did have a snake problem in the 21st century with people releasing exotic pets into wild.

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scablander: #TemporalTues Jumping ahead to Ye Merrie Greenwood Renaissance Faire, June 25 & 26 in Richland, WA website Real Time Travel!

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[Last week was the 100th Temporal Tuesday so @MassTwitFic and Company had a special Twitter Fiction event that lasted several days. Here is the continuation of #TT100 from last week. See also the #TT100 archive on Twapper.]

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic @mousewords @ZAmmi :gets up and dusts grass off pants: dinner, after we just ate lu- tea? :shrug: ok by me. :] #tt100

@mousewords: RT @MassTwitFic Havershill bows and motions to the car. "Ladies, Mister, er.." Now what /is/ the gentleman's name? "Sir." #TT100

@mousewords: RT @MassTwitFic: @mousewords @ZAmmi @RustyNorman "I do believe you are expected at the house for dinner?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords Havershill moves to open the car door, while the first footman bends over you with a flourish and a twinkling of his eye and #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords Offers his hand to assist you to rise. #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @Rustynorman @Zammi @wildfeather hey guys! Are u on a hist reenactment trip? Some guy's tryin 2 sell me on joining and I'm like, #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Sits gently fanning herself with her hat, languishing beneath the tree, studying you thru lashes, amused* Well, Rusty, #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman aren't you going to help me up? *a slight dimple pout appears behind the lazily wafting white ostrich feathers* #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @zammi @rustynorman @wildfeather just checkin :) #tt100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi :straightens vest importantly: o'course milady! :flourishy bow & reach of hand, w a wink: #tt100

@wildfeather: @ZAmmi u look almost as mischievous as da footman! ::Straightens face hurriedly as Footman flashes her a glance and becomes serious:: #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *fights off creasing giggles and rises demurely, eyes sparkling* *Slides arm into yours sighing* I could get used to this. #TT100

@wildfeather: Why do I get da feelin I'm gonna be in trouble a lot here. ::juts jaw uncomfortably:: #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic Thank you kindly! *extricates self from seat on the grass, disentangling from long heavy folds of skirt* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The footman escorts you in silence to the car, where he hands you over to Havershill's care and withdraws without a word #TT100

@RustyNorman: @CassieBarrister histry reenactment? yeah, u can call it that ;] give MTF a buzz and cmon over! @Zammi @wildfeather @masstwitfic #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic Thank you! *wave* //quiet sort of fellow...// #TT100

@mousewords: I pause to take in the moment. Garbed in yards of blue skirt, with lacy high-necked black blouse and broad, scarf-wrapped hat- #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords Servants..ah..rules of engagement were very interesting in the Edwardian era.. Not at all how they were 100 years before #TT100

@MassTwitFic: Two gentlemen, and a lady- screaming uproariously- go speeding by in a motorcar, with a raucous toot of their horn & a "make way!!" #TT100

@mousewords: I play the role of a well-to-do lady in "light" summer daytime gown, roasting in the summer heat of the English countryside, 1911. #TT100

@mousewords: The gorgeous sprawl of dry golden hillsides and tired, dusty trees reminds me of California; except for the jewel of the landscape- #TT100

@mousewords: an elegant rose-stone mansion, shimmering in the hazy distance like a fairytale come true. I catch my breath #TT100

@mousewords: and turn eagerly to climb into our chariot: a shining Rolls Royce motorcar. Fabulous--despite the fact there's no air conditioning. #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi Soo...I'm gathering our 21st century social media sociability won't work with "the help"? ;) #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *Wince* well.... They might take you for an 'interesting' American. (Goodness, that word has so many applications!) #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Watches strange peeps go by in cricket-type outfits with trilbys on and big flashy grins as big as their big flashy sportscar:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Sighs wistfully:: //dey look like more my kinda ppl...// ::Wishes @CassieBarrister were here, again:: #TT100

@CassieBarrister: So I've got this lavender pioneer dress I wore to a reenactment thing in Boston once--apron & straw hat & all. cute, 4 a dress ;) #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister The gleaming Bugatti that sped past the others comes to a halt as its tire bursts in the heat, in a swerve of grit & #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister The gleaming Bugatti that sped past the others comes to a halt as its tire bursts in the heat, in a swerve of grit & #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister metal beside you. "Oh blast it!" says a handsome blond riffking his hand through a shock of messy hair. "Hullo!" he #TT100

@CassieBarrister: I put that on & meet up w MTF's history guy. *guy looks surprised* what, never saw a lady in fancy-dress before? ^^ #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister metal beside you. "Oh blast it!" says a handsome blond riffling his hand through a shock of messy hair. "Hullo!" he #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister says in surprise, as he leaps out to examine the damage & sees you. "Georgie!" the girl in the back says, "Is this" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Going to hold us up long? We'll be late for dinner." Georgie smiles at you, "Fancy giving me a hand?" #TT100

@CassieBarrister: Guy kinda rolls eyes at me. We get into a shiny black elevator, he hits a red button. Elevator hums, door opens, and--! #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords I can tell u're frantically googling servants etiquette on the hidden computer in the powder case @Wendell_Howe gave u ;) #TT100

@CassieBarrister: I walk out of an old like SHED thing into the boonies! & dude it's like HOT. Awesome FX & location selection! How'd he do that? #tt100

@CassieBarrister: There's a road up ahead...&...I see Rusty & the others! W00t. *jogs to road, waving* #tt100

@wildfeather: Chuggin along in ma automobile... ::hums to self looking out at green fields & ripening wheat & little coppice woods. Hears gunshot:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Turns round to kneel on front seat & leans over hot leather back to tug at @ZAmmi's sleeve in the rear:: Someone's huntin! #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @MassTwitFic *shrieks at spray of dirt at stopping car* *blinks @ blond guy* help? Uh, sure, I can change a tire I guess... #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather "Sit /still/ young lady!" Havershill's sharp voice punctuates each word. "What indecorous behaviour!" #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi You got me ;) #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic :frowns: hey, chill, Havvie, she's not botherin anyone @Wildfeather #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister Georgie's grin is sparkling & perfect white. "I thought you could" he says cheerfully. "I can always tell the type" #TT100

@wildfeather: @MassTwitFic ::Flumps back down, cheeks stinging hotly:: ::Looks forlornly out the window:: Hey! There's Cass-- ::Car turns corner:: #TT100

@mousewords: @Zammi @Wildfeather Oh dear. One thing my research reveals is that treatment of servants varied from household to household.. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Why don't you two go on?" George motions to the pair in the car, "It's only a short walk from here." "Alright" #TT100

@mousewords: @Zammi @Wildfeather Pleasant interaction between employers/employees might be the norm in one home, while servants aren't considered #TT100

@ZAmmi: @Mousewords danger of putting one's foot in it is offset by the great pleasure the English will get at the opportunity to correct you #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords There's nothing the English like more at this period than correcting Americans over matters of etiquette ;) #TT100

@mousewords: @Zammi @Wildfeather to be *people* in others. Household would even gossip in front of them--statues can't repeat it, after all <_< #tt100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *adjusts scarf* Well, seein' as how I'm from a self-made railroadin' family back in Californ-i-ay, they'll have opportunity! #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "What about your ankle?" the girl asks the other man present. "It's only a short walk, Bertie, silly, I'm not an" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "invalid!" & he leaps out of the car without bothering to open the door & dusts his hands staring up into the canopy #TT100

@CassieBarrister: *crosses arms watching 'George' & the others* {just cuz I CAN change a tire doesn't mean a guy shld expect me to, in a dress even! #tt100

@CassieBarrister: {...yknow I thought historical ppl had better manners when it came to ladies?} #tt100

@MassTwitFic: Before offering his arm to bouncy young lady 'Bertie' & strolling down the hill. @CassieBarrister "You'll look after him, won't you?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister George tosses you the jack. "You get ready to hitch her up & I'll get the new one out the back" #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic *bites tongue from saying 'why, is he a kid or something?'* *grins & waves* yeah, sure! #tt100

@wildfeather: @mousewords @Zammi I can be a statue! ::Balances in old ninja pose & freaks everyone out by not movin a muscle even tho car's-:: #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic *fumble-catch of jack* 0_0 {so I guess guys are guys throughOUT history} #tt100

@wildfeather: @mousewords @Zammi ::bumpettybumpin:: (After several mins) But, ::Torn between temptation to show off invisible ninja-skillz &:: #TT100

@wildfeather: @mousewords @ZAmmi ::outrage:: I'm not a puppet, I'm a REAL BOY! a PERSON! D-: #TT100

@RustyNorman::stifles chuckle behind hand at @wildfeather: XD [sneaks random squeeze of @Zammi's hand under cover of her skirt floofs] #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister George trundles out the heavy new wheel, hand over hand, over the dusty white surface of the road "Can you hold it?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: The car enters a long winding driveway through parkland studded with deer&deliberately staged picturesque views of lakes,lawns&groves #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @MassTwitFic *sighs,shifts jack in hand & moves forward 2 help* yeah, sure! #tt100

@MassTwitFic: Classical style buildings dot the landscape to catch the eye. Eventually it wends between a second set of gateposts into the majestic #TT100

@MassTwitFic: shade of the front of the house with its oval lawn & sweeping staircase up to a vast oak door framed by columns in creamy limestone. #TT100

@mousewords: @Masstwitfic *gasps a little in geekout over beautiful estate* #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @cassiebarrister George flashes you a winning smile, passes control of the spare wheel & begins jacking the car upwards fiercely #TT100

@ZAmmi: Not much moved by the estate. I've seen so many, & everything here looks so..young, the trees not yet mature. It all looks kinda fake #TT100

@ZAmmi: maybe bc it's not yet established.seems almost like a hollywood set-much like shiny medieval weapons seem fake if not grimed up w age #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @cassiebarrister "You sound American" the young man says glancing uncomfortably over his shoulder as if conscious he's offended you #TT100

@RustyNorman::low whistle: fancy digs...could get a great touch football game goin on those greens! #tt100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Squeezes back* Mildly curious to see it in proper use w full quotient of groundskeepers tho,instead of in retired state #TT100

@CassieBarrister: *smile @ George* I should, I've lived there all my life! I mean...*roleplay engaged* uh, till I came here #tt100

@CassieBarrister: Cuz of course all young ladies travel overseas, you know, for culture & all *piecing together novels read* #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister As if you flipped a switch, the young man became animated. He was about to launch into something, when he halts & #TT100

@mousewords: @Zammi Looks a bit Disneyfied ;) #TT100 @MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister rubs an awkward thumb across his forehead leaving a greasy smudge, excitement immediately deflated by consternation #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Oh I say." he says abashed. "I haven't offended you, have I? I took you for staff!" /she said 'lady'./ #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Oh I say." he says abashed. "I haven't offended you, have I? I took you for staff!" /she said 'lady'./ #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *studies top of Havershill's bald head* *avoiding your gaze* touché.. So, um, shall we get out? *cough* #TT100

@wildfeather: @ZAmmi Yu mean it's not dilapidated? X-D [::giggle behind hand::] #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic staff? You mean...0_0 uhh...*casually wipes bangs out of eyes* what gave u that impression? #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic *laughs out loud* :D I CAN! I guess I'm more comfortable changin a tire than painting my nails... #tt100

@MassTwitFic: "Sir" says the butler"Refreshments are on offer, but you may wish to know the dinner gong just sounded, so you might prefer to dress" #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic *looks down at self, smooths lavender cotton skirt, remembering the way 'Bertie' was dressed* um, truth is- #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Tell me about America?" he becomes animated again. "My uncle went, made a FORTUNE on foresting, he wants me to go," #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "for the gold, you know" his eyes twinkle conspiratorially. #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic I'm not rich. I guess I'm what you'd call a working girl, have 2 earn my way. But doesn't mean I can't ACT like a lady #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "They say there's" he stops "Oh I do beg your pardon, go on." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Oh." He adjusts himself for the 3rd change of station in but a few minutes."Well, I won't tell anyone if you won't" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister & he smiles in a more friendly & down to earth way #TT100

@RustyNorman: @masstwitfic :raises eyebrows at butler:: what, i look nekkid? XD #TT100

@ZAmmi: *Descends on Rusty's hand from the car* /I never thought I'd find this disorienting, I feel more like an ornament than a person./ But #TT100

@ZAmmi: I haven't got anything to WEAR for dinner! #TT100 @mousewords: @RustyNorman (>_<) Uh, what the gentleman means, Russ, is dress *up* for dinner. Fancy clothes. #TT100

@mousewords: @RustyNorman (*_*) Uh, what the gentleman means, Russ, is dress *up* for dinner. Fancy clothes. #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi I wonder if Havershill has luggage for us in the back of the car? He knew we were invited here--and servants did the packing #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Skips out of car and round to join @mousewords:: can I wear pink? With fluffy feathers like hers? (Z) ::Behind hand:: only, pink. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords @RustyNorman upwards of 5 changes a day! Morning clothes, day, riding/sport, dress for afternoon tea, evening gowns, bed! #TT100

@RustyNorman: @mousewords @Zammi so what you're sayin is, monkeysuit. :saintly sigh: 9_9 #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords @RustyNorman and that's not counting going visiting #TT100

@mousewords: @wildfeather You'd look /adorable/ in-! *crestfallen* Oh dear. I wonder if we can convince Haversham.. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather Havershill flicks his eyes to wing of house "Servants to the rear." he says, none too impressed with your conduct #tt100

@mousewords: @wildfeather You'd look /adorable/ in-! *crestfallen* Oh dear. I wonder if we can convince Havershill.. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Giggles shyly behind gloved hand clutching shut bone fan handle* Oh but you look soooo.. haaandsome in a monkeysuit #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic *laughs again* Jinx ;) ok nevermind. So...America? Yeah, there's been some gold there. I went panning myself once ;) #tt100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi :grin: ymean sorta...James Bond-like? ;] :suave: :stoops & brushes a kiss on your lips: #tt100

@mousewords: @RustyNorman @ZAmmi Eeps! *covers eyes* #tt100

@ZAmmi: *Tries to get over the thought that SHE always feels uncomfortable seeing R in a dinner outfit**Unless it's scruff for cajun,@ shack* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Flame red cheeks* *hisses* Rusty! Not in front of the servants! Not until the '20s! #TT100

@wildfeather: @MassTwitFic ::Eyes flame:: ::Tenses into muscle-readiness, barely perceptible from outside, except by angry clenched fists:: #TT100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi [[0_0]]; :glance sideways: guess i'm a man before my time... #tt100

@ZAmmi: @wildfeather *Jerked out of blushing glee* uh oh.*Hastily dosey-do's round Rusty* I recognise that cold quiet. uh Wild? *Touches arm* #TT100

@wildfeather: @MassTwitFic ::Cold of katana concealed under skirts: Listen Mr Hawswotsits. ::Through clenched teeth ready to bite:: I..am...not...a #TT100

@wildfeather: @ZAmmi 0_0 ::Blink double-take:: #TT100

@ZAmmi: @wildfeather *Exhales uncomfortably* play along? *Apologetic* You might be severing ur own great-great-grandpoppy #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister George dusts his hands together. "All done." picking up the jack, he heaves you unceremoniously up from the floor #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister via his free hand in a comeradic shake. "Can I give you a lift somewhere? Return the favour?" #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @MassTwitFic :D um, thanks! Yeah, did u see the car that went by, with the redheaded guy driving? If u could catch up to them... #tt100

@wildfeather: @ZAmmi ::looks from you, to Havertwit:: ::& Then to Rusty in instinctive, hunt for reassurance:: #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Of course!" George helps you into the car like a gentleman, privately puzzling over you not being Staff & yet #TT100

@RustyNorman: @wildfeather ::sympathetic:: [rubs back of neck, at a loss] @ZAmmi #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister attached to the Redheaded Gent's party though too polite to ask."By all means." he says & speeds into the setting sun #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Tears sting behind reddened cheeks::@ lack of champion::spins w bottom lip juttin precariously wobbly & strikes off over crunchin:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::gravel all discombobulated and dangerously close to bursting into bewildered tears:: #TT100

@mousewords: @Wildfeather twiddles fingers out of sight of gentlefolk< "Run along, miss" #TT100

@ZAmmi: @wildfeather *Lets out whispery 'Wild--' feeling helpless- held back by protocol* #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords I don't kno. If we weren't in the past & required to behave accordingly, I'd punch 'Mr Haverhill' across the snooty nose! #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords I don't kno. If we weren't in the past & required to behave accordingly, I'd punch 'Mr Haverhill' across the snooty nose! #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *bites lip, frowns at Havershill* *srsly close to layin some 21st century smack down* #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi Worst part is, we're supposedly the elite, but we're as afraid of overstepping bounds in front of him as his underlings are! #TT100

@MassTwitFic: "Afternoon Havvers!" George says swinging the car into the oval & out of the Bugatti in 1 fluid movement."I've got one of your party" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: "Afternoon Havvers!" George says swinging the car into the oval & out of the Bugatti in 1 fluid movement."I've got one of your party" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: "here." he addresses @RustyNorman & slings Havershill the carkeys. "You'll excuse me, won't you, if I hurry in? I'm awfully late" #TT100

@CassieBarrister: *adjusts hat out of eyes & looks around at house* whoa. #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords Sounds pretty normal to me. The Butler, & housekeeper rule the roost ...Speaking of which, It'd offend the Missus, if #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords we pry into how @wildfeather's getting on, infringing on her territory.But, perhaps it's expected & thus acceptable if we #TT100

@CassieBarrister: *breaks into huge grin* Rustyyy! Zeee! And mouse! *quick, athletic jump out of car, easy movements in cotton dress* #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords prefer our own servants, & thus send for Wild in preference to the ones offered, as much as possible? #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister Havershill examines you with a gleam in his eye that might be misinterpreted as /"Ah, another minion to command-"/ #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister /"oh goody!"/ and addresses you sharply. "Follow the other gel, hurry along now." #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *nod nod* Especially if one of us is very particular about such things. I'm an ignorant American anyway, I can hack it ;) #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @masstwitfic *sarcastic squint at Havershill* Chill out, dude...Zee! *flomps arms around @Zammi in big hug* #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *look at Cassie* (0_*) *look at Havershill* Sorry. This one's mine. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: Havershill gives @CassieBarrister a thick ear, then pinches it, twisting her from grip-lock around @ZAmmi, and pulling himself up #TT100

@MassTwitFic: to full height to tower over her in outrage "Don't assault the guests! WHAT do you think you are doing!" it's not a question. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "I'm most dreadfully sorry, madam." he says mortified. "Quite how this can have happened.." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Clearly it's my fault. I shall whip her into shape immediately and I assure you this. won't. happen. again." he #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords finishes, addressing @CassieBarrister in a manner that brooks no disobedience. #TT100

@RustyNorman: @masstwitfic HEY! :grabs Havershill's wrist, quick painful thumb-pressure on soft tissue forcing him to let Cass go: that's ENOUGH! #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic maybe u're a high n mighty, an maybe i'm steppin in a cow field o manner violations, but STOP-:waves finger in H's face #tt100

@ZAmmi: @masstwitfic *Reduced to gaping embarrassment.Mortified @ own self for primary thot bein fear C'll make a scene,stead o'defendin her* #TT100

@RustyNorman: @masstwitfic :voice coming from deep in throat, a dangerous rumble: -BEATIN.UP.ON.OUR.GALS. #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman Havershill drops @CassieBarrister's ear immediately with practiced obedience, losing none of his dignity."Of course,sir" #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Semi-concealed My-hero swoon* #TT100 @CassieBarrister: *eyes smarting, ear burning, can only stand & stare open-mouthed at R & H* #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "I do apologise there has been a scene." he indicates the ushers awaiting the party's convenience."I shall deal with it" #TT100

@RustyNorman: @masstwitfic :eyes blazing, jaw twitching in effort to contain anger: :keeps stare fixed on Havershill, saying low to Cassie:* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "in a matter that will satisfy you. If the ladies will care to retire to a more comfortable situation,I shall take care" #TT100

@RustyNorman: @cassiebarrister Cass, Wild's in there somewhere. go find er an stick together. an they give u any trouble-:vivid look @ Havershill: #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "of your gels personally." He smiles, and bows in apology. #TT100

@RustyNorman: @cassiebarrister -you come to me. #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman Havershill inclines his head with dignified respect. #TT100

@mousewords: *biting nails* o_0;; #TT100

@ZAmmi: @CassieBarrister *touches gloved finger to your cheek* You ok sweet? #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic yeah, just see y'don't take care of em TOO personally. :burning scowl at H, turns on heel & offers arm to @Zammi: #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @Zammi *skittish deer-in-headlights nod* I..I'll go check on Wild #tt100

@IanFHood: RT @mousewords: *biting nails* o_0;; #TT100 [don't!! I lost the top of my nail polish so I have to do EVERYONE"S nails tonight LMAO]

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Finds she's shaking without realising* *Pauses for a moment feeling bewildered staring at ur proffered elbow* #TT100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi :encloses your hand in his, tucks it into crook of his arm w gentleness & plaintive reassuring look into your eyes,: #tt100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi :shaken up himself, still fighting down inner burning anger at sumovapeach Haverwhatsis: #tt100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi [moment's pause feels like a long empty stretch without Z's closeness...jars him away from Haverwhosis focus & blinding anger #tt100

@fabulouspanda: Rrrrrrring. Rrrrrrrring. Why is @wildfeather not answering my calls? We were supposed to meet in Earls Court for afternoon tea! #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Taps foot impatiently. Passerby stands on said foot..:O "Owwww!" Hop. Hop....fall..through the doorway of a blue police box! #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "What the...?!?" Quickly scrambles up. "I have been asked to drop you off in 1911," says the man. " You might want to go change." #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "But...but..it's bigger on the inside". "Yes, yes I know. The wardrobe is up those stairs, and 2nd door on the right past the pool." #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Choices...choices. So many pretty dresses. I think I will go for the white ruffly dress and the.. Wait..are those yellow shoes!!? #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Trundles off to the door into the basement, scraping toes in slow melancholy:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::It's big and greystoned and very smart and new cut, as if it was only just built. Lots of bustle, coming and going, stablehands &:: #TT100

@wildfeather: #TT100 ::oddjobsmen, gardeners bringing in large armfuls of fresh cut vegetables for the salads, picked late so they would not wilt::

@wildfeather: #TT100 ::prior to being presented at the table with elegant french flair. Flowers selected to be placed in vases for the centrepiece::

@fabulouspanda: Choices..choices. I think I will go for the white ruffly dress with the..WAIT.. are those pretty yellow shoes. *Undignified scramble* #TT100

@wildfeather: #TT100 ::Some, perhaps, to be eaten, marigolds and violets, rosepetals for raspberry and rose jelly, honeysuckle for the fruit displays::

@fabulouspanda: "I thought you knew how to fly this thing!" Picks self up off floor for the fifth time. Brushes dress down. And opens blue door. #TT100

@wildfeather: #TT100 "Wotch it!" objects a large garden hand nudging me out the way as he burlys past.

@wildfeather: #TT100 ::Walks thru doorway out of blazing heat of evening sun & long shadows & into chill of cold stone & the whiff of boiling cabbage::

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather A tall, busy looking woman with a severe pinch of a mouth greets you at the door. "Norman?" #TT100

@wildfeather: @MassTwitFic Nn-no, Saskia. Saskia McNain. ::frowns:: I'm..I'm a girl. //thinks, I don't look that boyish, do I?// #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather woman's forehead wrinkles in a tight frown"You're part of the Norman party?"she checks her book "Russel Ulysses Norman?" #TT100

@wildfeather: @MassTwitFic ::snickers:: //Ulysses?// Um, yes. er. Dat's right //Oh good, dey's realised their mistake// #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Steps out into the glorious evening sunshine. Squinting into the sun, casually opens the white frilly parasol and surveys the scene. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather "Upstairs, second door to the right from the back stairs, Lady Taylor's in the green room and the Countess Z..er..Za.." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather housekeeper frowns over unusual name. "The Countess is in the blue. Take this." she passes you a large pitcher of water #TT100

@fabulouspanda: The sun is glinting off the rose coloured stately home which dominates the landscape amongst the rolling green hills. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda A magnificent neoclassical rotunda is to your left. A couple are strolling down the hill both in tennis gear #TT100

@fabulouspanda: *Deep relaxing sigh* So nice to be out of the hustle and bustle of noisy 21st centuary London. Starts to walk slowly downhill. #TT100

@wildfeather: @MassTwitFic ::Gapes and fumbles with shock of heavy pitcher, sloshes water on stone tiled floor, it's scalding hot:: But, but, I'm #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather "Get a move on!" she says and whips away out of sight #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Catches sight of two people walking down the same hillside a bit further off. *Squints in the sunlight* Is that @CassieBarrister? #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @FabulousPanda Bertie and her quiet dark haired companion, who has a slight limp, catch up with you "I say." the gentleman exclaims #TT100

@wildfeather: @masstwitfic I'm not a servant! ::Humphs as finds she's talking to air:: #TT100

@fabulouspanda: It is. Who is that good looking guy with her! *Starts waving madly, jumping up and down. Shoe heel gets caught in a rabbit hole....* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "What a magnificent dress!" Bertie giggles"I've never seen a lady take a turn in th grounds in an evening gown before" #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Feels all awkward and not at all ninjary, struggling to stairs with sloppy pitcher & trippin over bells on skirt:: #TT100

@fabulouspanda: The words "I say" are still ringing in my ears as the earth moves beneath my feet. Bumpity. Bumpity. Thump. World spinning. Ow! #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather First Housemaid hoves into view "Dear oh dear! that won't do" she tuts at your dress."Follow me. & be quick! We're late" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda Bertie and her companion run forward to try and assist you #TT100

@wildfeather: @MassTwitFic We're late, we're late, for a very important date. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Good gracious!" the man says, "Here, may I rescue you?" Strong arms surround that delicate lacy waist & gently lift #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Struggle. Struggle. Admits defeat and with as much pride as possible accepts the gentleman's hand out of the bush. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Oh dear" giggles Bertie, "Your dress is awfully dirty! I do believe you've landed in the only wet patch left in all" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "of drought filled England!" "Never mind" the man says cheerfully with a friendly twinkle in his eye. "You still look" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Attempts to maintain an air of superiority with a now green/brown/white torn dress and only one yellow shoe. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "ravishing.Dont need a dress for that." he smiles politely & bows over your hand. "Like a Knight Gallant!"Bertie laughs #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Blushes at the gentleman's compliments and agrees to accept his arm. "May I enquire; to whom am I endebted?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Well, I rescued her, didn't I?" "Where's your steed?" B howls again. The man ignores her "Are you alright?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Horatio Charles Marcham Frederick Bathfield-Welles. Duke of Avon. And, you are?" #TT100

@wildfeather #TT100 ::Tries not to feel ridiculously stupid in a short grey servant's outfit & silly white mobcap & thick white stockings & black shirt::

@fabulouspanda: Desperately racks brain for impressive title."Erm... Lady Amelia Caroline Laurels, Duchess De Lancray. Pleased to meet you." #TT100

@wildfeather #TT100 ::Tugs at calf length skirt which is neither long enough nor capable of being hitched up,havin been sewed to da pinafore at da front:

@fabulouspanda: "And you are?" @MassTwitFic Turning to the giggling lady next to the Duke. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "A Duchess?" Charlie's lips spread in a subtly suppressed smile. "I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "I'm Bertie Bathfield-Welles. Alberta really. But you can call me Bertie, everyone does!" #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Attempts to mount stairs again. Squeal-roaring in vexation at awkward pitcher:: I kno! ::balances pitcher on head:::Ninja-balance:: #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Smiles at Bertie's infectious smile. "Do you know anywhere I could go to clean up...I seem to have got myself into a bit of a pickle!"#TT100

@wildfeather: Much better! ::Marches up stairs with arms spread and pitcher on head, not a drop spilt:: #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Well, you could always go to the side entrance- we use it when we're hunting. It's next to the doorman's readyroom." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Be warned.There's lots of guns in there &dirty hunting boots waiting to be cleaned.You'll fit right in!" Bertie lols #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Thank you. I don't mean to impose but do you have any spare clothes I could borrow Bertie?" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Casually ignores Berties jibe but secretly worried. Attempts to portray a regal air while limping down the hill in only 1 yellow shoe.#TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Oh." Bertie blinks "Didn't you bring any more." "I'm sure you've got plenty to spare" Charlie teases "You have" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "a whole room full!" "Men!" Bertie rolls her eyes conspiratorially at you. "Honestly, I never have anything to wear!" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Don't you feel the same?" she smiles "Ask for Jane. She's my lady's maid. She'll get you something" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "I'm afraid it won't be as pretty as that was tho..." she sighs."But maybe Jane can rescue it for you,for another day" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Waves and thanks Bertie and the Duke as they drop her off at the hunting entrance. Wrinkles nose at the smell of musky boots. #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Erm...hello. I've been told to ask for Jane.." *Tries to stop knees knocking as man in stripoy waistcoat glares at her* @MassTwitFic #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda As they wander out of earshot, you may or may not have heard B say "Do you know, I dont think she's a Duchess at all.." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "Wot you doin ere, missy? You should be downstairs!" #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Wanders into pretty mint green room wit delicate yellow& pink touches::puts down pitcher & examines big chest on floor::reads label:: #TT100

@wildfeather: "For Lady Christiana Taylor, with my compliments @Wendell_Howe. PS, /please/ return the time machine without a scratch, this time?" #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Opens chest and pulls out *amazing* dresses:: STORMIN NORA! ::Goes a bit dreamy-eyed meltyswoony:: ::Lays them out on bed:: #TT100

@wildfeather #TT100 ::Can't resist dancing round the room with one pressed to her servant's togs::

@fabulouspanda: "Erm...downstairs? I'll have you know that I am the duchess de..." The scary man raises an eyebrow and points to the stairs. #TT100

@wildfeather #TT100 I know you, I danced with you once upon a dream. I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "What on earth have you been doing?" the Housekeeper exclaims at the sight of you. #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Erm...looks down at feet." #TT100 @fabulouspanda: "@wildfeather!" runs to hug her as she dances into the room. #TT100

@ZAmmi: *Settles into Blue room, gazin out over pretty views thru sash windows, seated in delicately floral windowseat beside dressingtable* #TT100

@mousewords: I emerge into the guestroom assigned to me, rolling down my wrist-length lacy black sleeves. My face feels cool & refreshed- #tt100

@mousewords: water from a pitcher, rose-scented soap on the washstand, did wonders to erase signs of the sweltering English countryside dust. #tt100

@mousewords: I squinch my nose--how did Edwardians exist without moisturizer?..-& look around the soft-green room, aglow w sunset light. Now what? #tt100

@TobyTales: *wanders across the grounds, ears perked* #tt100

@mousewords: //I should dress for dinner, I wonder if Havershill did bring luggage?// I look to the wardrobe & see- "@Wildfeather!" #tt100

@TobyTales: A bit confused, as last I remember this area didn't smell quite like this... #tt100

@wildfeather: @mousewords laadaa, laadaaa laaadaadeedeedee-- Oh! ::Blushes and suddenly feels like she's been caught redhanded:: #TT100

@TobyTales: Wandering around the main building, wary, I come upon a door that's not quite closed. Sticking nose through, smelling more odd smells #tt100

@mousewords: No militant upper servants around, so I'm free to give @Wildfeather a big {{hug!}} "Are you all right?" #tt100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Nothing seemingly terrible, so I push the door a little more open with my head, peeking inside.

@wildfeather: @mousewords M'ok. cept for da silly dress. ::Tugs at servant stuff awkwardly:: Where's Cassie? #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Follows @wildfeather into the room lugging a bucket of water. Mutters.."Stupid, annoying itchy servants outfit." #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 From experience, I know my shaggy coat and lack of collar doesn't help make a good impression, so I keep a low profile inside.

@mousewords: @wildfeather Are you ok? Did you see Cassie yet? Havershill boxed her ear, OMG! They didn't box y- oh, we would've heard about it. #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @TobyTales A large pack of hunting dogs reign in the house, be warned, your presence has been scented! #TT100

@fabulouspanda: @mousewords! Drops bucket and hugs @mousewords.:) #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Clear scent of other dogs - expected. Not too worried yet. The corridor is grand..!

@wildfeather: @mousewords I've got my katana ::frowns:: AAUGH! @fabulouspanda! All over da oak floor! #TT100

@mousewords: @fabulouspanda! You here? {{hugs!}} Oh..dear, they've got you in the servants' quarters too? I feel like a piker in this finery #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Stop to smell another doorway. Nothing special, at least nothing of interest. Corridor is ending at a door and a drape. Hmm...

@TobyTales: #tt100 Ears perk - reason for worry? Something approaching! Slip in behind drape, quickly!

@mousewords: @wildfeather Ooh, this I can do! *rustles off to bathroom for big towel to sop water off floor* I used it once anyway.. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @TobyTales A low growl sounds behind you #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Door opens, feet pass me by. A quick dash puts me on the other side of the door before the human remembers to close it - where am I?

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Lawks ha mussy!" exclaims a frazzled kitchen maid at the sight of you "Where have you been?!" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Runs round like a headless chicken trying to help, falls over bucket and slides spectacularly across the floor. #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 The growl causes me to spin around - a dog decidedly more made for speed than me. I growl back reflexively.

@RustyNorman: [alone in cool, evening-shadowed room w dark red & brown curtains & furniture, finally takes off jacket & loosens damp tie]:whew: #tt100

@wildfeather: ::Picks up spreadeagled @fabulouspanda and dusts her down:: Why do I get da feelin we're gonna be in somuchtrouble!? #TT100

@mousewords: Oh dear! *swoosh-hurries to @FabulousPanda, toes just barely not catching in skirt hem* #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Backpaws trampling, eyes moving around the room to check possible escape routes. Try to apologise and make a deal w/ the other.

@MassTwitFic: @TobeyTales he sniffs at you and his bared teeth spread in a fiercer grimace. He barks ..and the bark is answered by many others #tt100

@CassieBarrister: *looks around kitchen uneasily--servants rushing around, dressed pretty much like I am. That explains it!* @MassTwitFic Uhm..sorry #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Don't just stand there! Grab a bag of coal and get it to the kitchen! Quick!" #tt100

@TobyTales: #tt100 The answering barks get me going! Stairs - up, up, up! Sprinting along, careful not to crash into anything. Open door - in!

@mousewords: RT @MassTwitFic: @TobyTales he sniffs at you & his bared teeth spread in a fiercer grimace. He barks.. #tt100

@mousewords: RT @MassTwitFic ... and the bark is answered by many others #tt100

@MassTwitFic: Havershill swans into the kitchen, nose held high to converse with the French chef, who's up to his arms in pots, pans and blancmange #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @TobyTales ::WHAM!:: *topples at collision with you* #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @TobeyTales a pack of dogs running helterskelter thru the house, disturbing guests, upturning trays carried by footmen, all after you #tt100

@CassieBarrister: @MassTwitFic uhhhmm..coal, right, where's the coal? Where's the kitchen? *this'll ruin my reenactment dress* #tt100

@TobyTales: @CassieBarrister *topples over your feet and does a roll across the floor, accompanied by a yelp!* #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister Havershill spies you. He marches over in a full fury. Hauls you to your feet, & slaps your thigh with a butterpaddle #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 I scramble to my feet again, the awareness of the other dogs making me keen to escape further..! Where am I - kitchen? Where's out?!

@CassieBarrister: @TobyTales Aww, poor pup- *hears threatful barks & noise of other dogs coming* 0_0 oh crud! *jumps 2 close door* #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "That! is for assaulting the guests, and THAT!" he slaps again. "Is for making a scene, and-- WHAT is that DOG?" #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @MassTwitFic *Havershill's stopped me from closing the door* *i yelp at the slap, & so help me almost punch him in the face* #tt100

@TobyTales: #tt100 I hear the door close, but still dive into the closest space to hide - aah! Trash!

@TobyTales: #tt100 *covered in food waste, shaking body and pawing at all the goo in my fur*

@MassTwitFic: The kitchen is in uproar! Pack dogs crashing between feet &barrels,pots & pans,the gelatin centrepiece,designed as a ship,goes flying #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Dogs! Away I go again, run run run!

@CassieBarrister: @MassTwitFic *ohmigaw this guy'd kill @tobytales* he's mine!! I mean--my--boss's dog! #tt100

@CassieBarrister: *momentary pause-of-weirdness when I think that @Rustynorman IS actually kinda my boss irl* o_0 #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Yours? This mongrel, is YOURS?!" Havershill's face is puce as he points at fleeing @TobeyTales #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Colliding with several other dogs! Resorting to biting to try and defend myself - fighting hunting dogs?!

@CassieBarrister: @Masstwitfic *straightens up* He belongs to Senator Norman, and you better not hurt him! #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "Get this mutt out of here! Get him to ur master,&..Your on scullery duty for the rest of this evening!" @TobeyTales #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @Masstwitfic Fine by me..*jerk!* *jogs down the hall after @Tobytales, following the sound of growls* Here pup! *whistle* #tt100

@wildfeather: @mousewords ::Finished cleaning up water:: Whatcha wanna wear? ::Points to dresses:: There's a pink 1, or a green 1 or a purpley 1 or #TT100

@wildfeather: @mousewords Or a sky blue one, or.. ok deres a lotta dresses. #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 @CassieBarrister *finding a space between tall dog legs, I weasel through and run over, jumping up at you with a whine*

@mousewords: @wildfeather Oohh..gorgeous dresses..//all with longer skirts, gulp// Green! It's beautiful w the froth of lace on the sleeves.. #tt100

@ZAmmi: *Dressed in a pale,slightly olived,green dress of cleverly water-stained satin(that I put on myself)I stare into long mirror,forlorn* #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @TobyTales *catches furry bundle* aw, u poor kid! Uh...yipe! *other dogs come after us* where's Rusty when I need him?!? #tt100

@ZAmmi: *Tryin to work out how to put up my black curly hair in an appropriately Edwardian fashion.All is tranquil,no sign of chaos downstrs* #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 *curled up in @CassieBarrister's arms, paws holding onto her shoulder, growling and barking at the hunting dogs*

@ZAmmi: *On the shadowy side of house,the shape of the architectural marvel is cast across the lawn below.It's a vaguely mournful grey scene* #TT100

@CassieBarrister: *commanding voice at dogs* No! Sit! Stay! ...back! *shriek* *runs* @Tobytales fur brushing sore ear w evry bounce* #tt100

@ZAmmi: #TT100 *Fringed with the gold of the setting sun beyond, and the wheeling swifts high up in blue-clouded sky* #TT100

@CassieBarrister: No way I can outrun a pack of hunting dogs! So I take the nearest escape, up a flight of plain stairs & thru an open door #tt100

@wildfeather: @mousewords ::Tugs at your corset straps fiercely:: better hold onto da bedpost miss, dis is gonna take some tuggin! #TT100

@RyanosaurusRex: Join in the #tt100 - great fun! I'm there as @TobyTales, check the hashtag and play along!

@fabulouspanda: Bustles down the corridor "A whole hour to help Lord & Lady Moore to dress for dinner!" @CassieBarrister and a dog rush past. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister @TobyTales "DOWN, Buster!" A commanding voice addresses the dogs over your shoulder. The tall gentlemen who was in #TT100

@mousewords: @wildfeather o_0 Shh-sh-shades of P-Pirates of the Ca*hwoof* (x_x) *small voice* corset's tight enough, thanks! #TT100

@mousewords: RT @RyanosaurusRex: Join in the #tt100 - great fun! I'm there as @TobyTales, check the hashtag and play along!

@fabulouspanda: After an impressive juggling act manages to not drop the three dresses, five starch collars and bucket of water. "Phew". #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister @TobyTales the car with George rises from a languid perch on a windowseat opposite the door. The hounds skitter #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister @TobyTales to a halt on the shiny floor at the sound of his voice. "Having trouble?" he asks #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Giggles at how she's gettin into character:: @mousewords you're ready to sink the Titanic in that thing. Or maybe just dive off it #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Barking at the others, I then see them calm down and wiggle around to look at the man. A lick to @CassieBarrister's ear as thanks.

@CassieBarrister: @MassTwitFic *puffing & panting, hair askew & @TobyTales lower half giving in to gravity* uh, yeah, kinda. Thanks #tt100

@wildfeather: @mousewords wiv Leo di Caprio... @_@ ::Loses self gazing into ceiling:: #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @TobyTales the man scritches your ear and looks at @CassieBarrister with beautiful blue sparkling eyes full of merriment. #tt100

@TobyTales: #tt100 *wiggles to stay in @CassieBarrister's arms, but starts slipping*

@CassieBarrister: *snuggles @TobyTales fur & studies man hesitantly* uhm, sorry..sir..for the mess. Do you know where I can find Sen- Mr..Norman? #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "I'd say they just want to play, but these lot" he tosses his head at pack "think tearing apart a fox w/their teeth" #TT100

@mousewords: @wildfeather *faint voice* Wild? Tight enough, thankssss (;^_^;) #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Sees the tall, stern man in the stripy waist coat striding down the corridor. Quickly walks with purpose through the nearest door. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister "is a game." he glances over his shoulder "Norman? Oh, I think he's been invited to the billiard room" #TT100

@wildfeather: @mousewords sorrysorry! ::Stops pulling:: I wonder where @fabulouspanda's got to? She can come in if she likes #HINT #HINT #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Ahem...what are you doing here dressed like that?" Oh no it's the Duke of Avon...what do I do!? #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda The duke looks at you over @CassieBarrister's shoulder. "It would appear to be my Duchess..." #tt100

@fabulouspanda: "Erm..there seems to be a mix up. These were the only clothes available while my dress dries. Oooh bletted fruit. May I have some?"#TT100

@CassieBarrister: *spins round in swirl of cotton skirts & sees @FabulousPanda* Duchess-? Hi F-! Uh *sudden Havershill memory*i mean, ur ladyship #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda The duke laughs at you but decides to play along."It's persimmon,from Japan,all the rage after the London exhibition" #tt100

@CassieBarrister: *tries to curtsy with @TobyTales in arms & it goes badly* #tt100

@fabulouspanda: Wanders casually over to the fruit bowl with a regal air...#TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "And I should think you, and the scullery maid should get away with a bite or two if you're lucky." @CassieBarrister #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda @CassieBarrister "I won't tell." He winks at you. "But, best not feed any to the dog..." @TobyTales #TT100

@TobyTales: #tt100 Tumble to the floor with a huff, immediately scramble to my feet and hide behind @CassieBarrister, light snarl on lips.

@RustyNorman: [fidgety n tired of waiting around, heads out of room to go see what's what. feels cooler after spit bath, but] :blasted monkeysuit: #tt100

@fabulouspanda: Tries to wave to @CassieBarrister while the Duke isn't watching. "What a beautiful dog you have there. What breed is it?" @TobyTales #TT100

@MassTwitFic: The 2nd gong sounds to inform the guests that dinner is served. Most are in the ballroom conversing. Others descend from their rooms #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @fabulousPanda Uhm..@TobyTales is a...*gong sounds* Wait, what's that? #tt100

@fabulouspanda: Hands a persimmon to @CassieBarrister and whispers "I think @mousewords and @wildfeather are in the room opposite." #TT100

@ZAmmi: No, no, @Wendell_Howe, he's a temp-- er he's a professor of... *Blushes* He was my professor at Ox..cambridge! #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Ah...dinner time. I had better go change." Elegantly runs out of the room and into the room opposite. #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @FabulousPanda *brightens* you saw @wildfeather? Awesome! I'll go- I mean *glance at the duke* excuse me, sir *curtsy* #tt100

@ZAmmi: *Talking to a half deaf gentleman with a speaking trumpet who sits in an armchair by the ballroom fire* You've never heard of him? Oh #TT100

@RustyNorman: [follows the sound of party voices thru hallways & down a big staircase, into a Cinderella ballroom] :fidgets at collar: #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Quick. I need a pretty dress to wear. Do you have any spare?" Looks up and sees @mousewords and @wildfeather surround by dresses. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Spins at the sound of your voice* *Smiles in elegant s-bend dress with discrete bustle & falling gold-trimmed lace* #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "ooooh lilac with spakly bits" Disappears under layers of material that @wildfeather throws over me. #TT100

@mousewords: @fabulouspanda *having tons of fun acting as your lady-in-waiting with @Wildfeather* The skirt goes this way..and- #TT100

@wildfeather: @fabulouspanda mwaha does dis mean I get to tug ur corset too? >:-] #TT100

@mousewords: @FabulousPanda *whisper* Word to the wise, watch out for the ninja-style corset laces.. >_> @Wildfeather #TT100

@fabulouspanda "I...Can't...Breath..Gasp." as @mousewords and @wildfeather pull me in opposite directions at the same time.#TT100

@RustyNorman: :jaw goes slack at sight of @Zammi in princess dress w curls all soft around her face: [:*_*:] #TT100

@MassTwitFic: A stupendous display of Edwardian excess greets the eyes of those who enter the diningroom. Sparkling chandeliers & liveried footmen #TT100

@MassTwitFic: Venetian glass and silverware guild the scene. The food would make any man boggle, what do our timetravellers think of it? #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Slips arm into yours* The room's emptying, we should make for the diningtable, Mr Norman. #TT100

@RustyNorman [ppl start movin out] :makes quick work of getting thru crowd to reach @Zammi before some other buddy escorts her: #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The housekeeper enters "Begging your pardon, your Ladyship, but the first course is about to be served." #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Adjustments and amazingly still on speaking terms with @mousewords and @wildfeather."Quick @cassiebarrister your turn next."#TT100

@RustyNorman: @Zammi :gently covers ur hand with his & looks down at you, eyes kindling w smiles: you look gorgeous, honey #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *@Wildfeather, @FabulousPanda, @CassieBarrister, @TobyTales & myself all freeze in place* Yes..thank you very much! #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman! I just met Sullivan! From, the operettas? W.S. Gilbert died a few months ago. he said he was 'mourning the old codger!' #TT100

@patrickgates: @ZAmmi what is this #TT100??

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman I nearly laughed out loud! *Whispers behind hand* they never did get on very well. #TT100

@mousewords: .@PatickGates We're using #TT100 because we *knew* we'd hog the #TemporalTues tag ;) Join in! Are u a dinner guest at 1911 English mansion?

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman I gave him a rendition of 'I am the very model of a modern archaeologist' I..I/think/ he was impressed..Well, he laughed #TT100

@ZAmmi: @RustyNorman ...politely... >_> XD #TT100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi wait, THAT gilbert & sullivan? whoa! 0_0 :impressed: wonder who else is here? #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @CassieBarrister @wildfeather You two! Get back to the kitchen immediately! #tt100

@mousewords: @PatrickGates We're using #TT100 because we *knew* we'd hog the #TemporalTues tag ;) Join in! Are u a dinner guest at 1911 English mansion?

@CassieBarrister: @massTwitFic aw, shoot. *sigh-look at @Wildfeather* #tt100

@fabulouspanda: Grabs @Cassiebarristers hand as the housekeeper starts to drag her off. "Back to the kitchen with you. Don't bother protesting."#TT100

@wildfeather: ::Pauses midway thru pulling on a posh dress and peeps out the open collar at the housekeeper:: m'just ...checkin it fer mothholes.. #TT100

@ZAmmi: *'George' is here, talking loudly about rugby* *Nudges @RustyNorman* go say hello! It'll make his day #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Mouths "Sorry" to @wildfeather and @cassiebarrister as they are dragged off. " Well @mousewords shall we join the others for dinner?"#TT100

@MassTwitFic: @wildfeather "Stop dillydallying missy and go help with the dishes." The housekeeper curtseys at @mousewords & @fabulouspanda "The" #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic Well you see..my maids..I need..*wracking brain for historically accurate excuse*.. Moral support? #tt100

@TobyTales: #tt100 As @CassieBarrister is ordered back to the kitchen, I slip along quietly and sneak out a backdoor. I think I've had enough of being>>

@TobyTales: #tt100 >> chased and shouted at. Back to the badger den for more sleep any maybe I'll wake up where I went to sleep...

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords @fabulouspanda "Duke of Avon is waiting outside to escort you down. He wished to make your Ladyship's acquaintance" #TT100

@mousewords: @FabulousPanda *sighs* *flips fan open & links arms with you* I suppose we'd better! #tt100

@TobyTales: #tt100 [Waving out, guys. Sleepy, hungry, but had fun for the brief time I joined! Enjoy! :D]

@wildfeather: @mousewords @fabulouspanda *I* don't mind. I'll just whip @cassiebarrister with a wet teatowel in a big waterfight :-D #TT100

@RustyNorman: @Zammi rugby? which century's rules? ;] :wanders toward George, fidgeting shoulders in warm monkeysuit: #TT100

@fabulouspanda: *Deep breath* finishes putting on elbow length gloves. Links arms with @mousewords and curtsys to the Duke of Avon.#TT100

@RustyNorman::wonderin if all the other guys in monkeysuits are as uncomfortable: [a few are red-faced & moppin at faces w handkerchiefs but #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman George is gesticulating wildly & pronouncing all sorts of fantastical predictions for the first ever rugby Kangeroo Tour #tt100

@RustyNorman: [most of the others take it as matter o course] /prolly cuz they never wore tees n board shorts.../ :nods at George: hey @masstwitfic #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda "2 breathtaking beauties! Well well if it isn't my duchess!" the Duke greets you "And who is your charming companion" #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "And the scrum lasted nearly 3 minutes! And then Evans grabbed the bladder and was OFF down the field in- Oh, hello." #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *demure blush* ("-_-") I am Lady Christina Aguilera Taylor of California. And you, sir? #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Erm..." looks sideways at @mousewords. "This is Lady Christiana Taylor my dearest companion"#tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke offers you his arm."Horatio Charles Bathfield-Welles,Duke of Avon,but please, do call me Charlie, your Ladyship" #tt100

@fabulouspanda: Takes the Duke's arm which is offered while @mousewords takes the other as we sweep down the majestic wide staircase.#TT100

@fabulouspanda: Mouths "Aguilera!!!" to @mousewords and raises her eyebrows behind the Duke's back. #TT100

@wildfeather: ::scrubbing dishes in da kitchen singin songs from the Sword and the Stone:: #TT100

@mousewords: @fabulouspanda *shrugs* 0_0'' #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "May I introduce you to my mother's newest friend Emmeline Pankhurst" said the Duke on entering the drawing room. #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @wildfeather what was that Harry Potter spell for animating objects again? *peers at pile of crockery yet-to-wash* #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Lady Taylor" the gentleman says smiling selfdepreciatingly"May I be permitted to accompany you in a waltz this evening?" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Honoured to meet you" I say while curtsying. the Duke looks at me funny before introducing me to @RustyNorman. *Smirks* as I curtsy #TT100

@ZAmmi: @fabulouspanda @mousewords *Waves @ u discretely frm across the rm locked in conversation w an engineer on the subject of escalators* #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *wave at @Zammi**freeze* Ahhm..//waltz,that's a box-step// why yes, I'd be delighted..//let him lead, let him lead// #TT100

@ZAmmi: Apparently they just installed the 1st ever electric escalators, in Earls Court tubestation. Wow! bet @Wendell_Howe would love a look #TT100

@RustyNorman: :wink at @fabulouspanda: #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "You'll have to excuse my poor leg. I injured it on expedition in the spring. But I assure you I shall still sweep you" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "off your feet." He winks in a carefree manner, his dark curls flop across his forehead. #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Hums to the music tapping my foot. discretly waves to @Zammi and gives @mousewords a 'thumbs up' as she is chatted up by a gentleman.#TT100

@ZAmmi: Also, it's good, because, it's a heck of a climb without them! *Squeeks at @RustyNorman* Is that Emma Pankhurst, the suffragette?? #TT100

@MassTwitFic: The butler requests you all to be seated. One must sit alternately male & female, and only converse to those directly opposite. #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic //don't step on sore foot, don't step on sore foot..// *smile at charming banter* Expedition? That sounds fascinating #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Sidles up to Emmeline Pankhurst. Where to begin? "Nice weather we are having." "Terribly hot in here isn't it" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Foiled by the seating arrangements! Manages to position myself between @mousewords gentleman and @rustynorman. #TT100

@RustyNorman: @ZAmmi :leans sideways to look: wal, it sure could be *coughIfIknewWhoTheHeckSheWascough* ^_^ #tt100

@MassTwitFic: To do otherwise is considered rude. The first course is Puree de pommes parmentier with crouton de huitre. In other words... #TT100

@MassTwitFic: Leek and potato soup with oysters! #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The duke pulls out your chair for you. "Yes, I was an archaeologist. On my way to Peru, but I was injured in Brazil" #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "almost lost my leg, so I had to be left behind while the others went on." a sad tint enters his blue eyes #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords @MassTwitFic *head whips round at sound of 'archaeologist' like it's a chocolate wrapper to a toddler* #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Glares at @mousewords thinking I saw the Duke first. Oh well. Proceeds to explain to @rustynorman women's rights in a whisper. #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *awe* Ohh, that's frightening! So glad you're all right. But you must be disappointed--Peru! It's *bites tongue* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Of course, the press prefer to call us 'antiquarians' but, Bingham detests it. We're not tomb plunderers!" #TT100

@RustyNorman: mm..good soup...:slurpnom: :nods listeningly at @fabulouspanda: #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "I beg your pardon?" he queries politely, sitting down opposite you. "You were about to say something?" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Emmeline Pankhurst was...is (sudden tense confusion due to time travel) the leader of the suffragete movement. My hero." #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Smiles at Emmeline Pankhurst who appears to be in the middle of a heated discussion with Mr Sullivan. #TT100

@RustyNorman: @FabulousPanda oh! yeah right, like mrs banks in mary poppins! #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *Desperately wants to ask the Duke about famous antiquarian Bingham &his hunts for inca cities.Cant bc he's too far away* #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic Oh..just that South America is so fascinating these days, with all the talk of..What were you planning to do in Peru? #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "We're looking for Vilcabamba, the last city of the Incas, Hiram had a lead from a rector at the University in America" #TT100

@RustyNorman::suddenly hears part of conversation across the table about heavier-than-air-travel: "-Australia, & has it stored here now" #tt100

@fabulouspanda: "@RustyNorman exactly like Mrs Banks in Mary Poppins." "Oh is that Mrs Banks of the Cheshire Banks?" asks the gentleman sat opposite."#TT100

@RustyNorman: "said he was going to use it to tour with, but as far as I know hasn't taken it out yet." "maybe he's afraid" :laugh: "u mean bored!" #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "where I was studying my PhD, and put together an expedition. It's really very exciting, if it turns out to be true! But" #TT100

@RustyNorman::looks quickly at gentleman: ah, naw, that'd be the Disney Banks. they're pretty big in America. @fabulouspanda #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "I'm sure it will seem dull to this scintillating company, so I shall keep my inane historical ramblings to myself." #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "Erm..no." Brain frozen." The London Banks?" "Oh I am not acquainted with them" says the gentleman and goes back to his soup. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords He laughs. "How do you like the wine?" he asks over his glass #TT100

@RustyNorman::turns ear to other conversation again: "-ever seen Harry afraid of anything? simply that flight's been done, so he's moved on" #tt100

@fabulouspanda: Raises eyebrows at @RustyNorman. "We seem to have got away with that one" I say before knocking the half full soup bowl onto my lap." #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *glance at full wine glass* I didn't even think to drink it, your tale is so fascinating! //Macchu Picchu!!// *sip wine* #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *Splurts out a mouthful of bread* Mmmphum pffhum!! Mmphum.! *swallows* *hiss @ mw* Machu Picchu! He's talkin about- er. #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords No, I'm fine, thank you. *Smiles at gentleman concerned I'm choking* *Strains to hear more of archaeology conversation* #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Quickly excuses herself as the guests look on horrified. Runs off to the kitchens to find @wildfeather to help her into another dress.#TT100

@MassTwitFic: @fabulouspanda Footmen hasten forward to assist you. One is the same mischievous lad who served at tea earlier in the day. #TT100

@RustyNorman: "-take his next idea, I can't mention details of course, but if u thought the milk can was good-" :@FabulousPanda soup incident: 0_0! #TT100

@RustyNorman: ::grabs napkin & daubs at @Fabulouspanda's lap: :stops & blushes: uh, mebbe you better do it #tt100

@mousewords: @Zammi *makes excited wide-eyes expressions at you in between companion's wineglass sips: 'Macchu Picchu!!' #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "The Urubamba is a fierce tropical jungle infested by snakes and spiders that could kill a man with a bite" the duke says #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Yet it's there the Incas chose to make their last stand against the conquistadores" his eyes sparkle animatedly #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Perhaps they knew the Spaniards would struggle there. I've been before and it's a savage & dangerous place." #TT100

@fabulouspanda: Thanks the nice footman for escourting me back to @mousewords room and preventing a breech of etiquet. "Send @wildfeather to me."#TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *absorbed at words, takes absentminded bite* o_0 *_* *oyster* :-P #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "But if you could see the vistas.. Roaring waterfalls that deafen as they plunge 1000s of feet. Green canopies adorn the" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "mountain pikes like a spread of malachite after azurite" he blushes, "Er, do you know your minerals?" #TT100

@fabulouspanda: "It may take some time to locate @wildfeather I suggest you make yourself comfortable." Loosens the corset and lies down. Zzzzzzz. #TT100

@fabulouspanda: (Night everyone. I need to go to sleep. Have fun.) #TT100

@MassTwitFic: The 2nd course is a fish course; delicate salmon caught by the Duke and his brother in their own rivers & served in hollandaise sauce #TT100

@RustyNorman: [settles down to meal again, adjusting stiff collar & sneaking a look at @Zammi. she's got that archaeolojoy look goin on- #tt100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *smiles demurely* Malachite, azurite--green after blue. #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic Your descriptions are epic, you should totally-! That is..I do encourage you to write your adventures. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords The young man's eyes light up, and he smiles at you with renewed respect. "I did not wish to presume." he explains #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Why thank you! Alas, there is little to write about. A tale of false leads and disappointments. We thought we were on" #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "the road to Vilcabamba, but all we found was a small settlement perched on a narrow terrace jutting out over the deep" #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "valley. We called it, er, Eromboni Pampa. Hiram moved on, but I received a letter that my Papa had died, and I had to" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "return with haste. On the way back, in Brazil, there was a... er.. little altercation." He avoids your gaze. "I was" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "injured, and spent most of the voyage back to Portsmouth in a delirium. Fortunately the ship's surgeon was a marvellous" #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *sympathetic-listening face* #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "medic, and I survived." As if aware he's been monopolizing the conversation, he gestures over his glass"What about you?" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "What do you do to entertain yourself?" #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic //"I research stuff like Macchu Picchu & write stories about it!" almost tumbles out of my mouth..I try to calm down, #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic //-suddenly remembering that as a Time Traveler, I'm supposed to be forgettable// Oh, I like to read.. #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *have to say this thru clenched teeth* -so I've happened to come across science & geography now & then..mostly I paint #TT100

@ZAmmi: *Notices the elder, portly gents at the other end of the table are getting rather hot and bothered* "But it's outrageous!" #TT100

@ZAmmi: "Imagine getting a salary! It's an insult to our centuries of service to the crown!" "It's so poorer men can afford to be MPs!" #TT100

@ZAmmi: "Poorer--?" the elderly man's face turns an even brighter shade of red. "You want the plebs to join?" "It IS called the Commons!" #TT100

@RustyNorman: "-Theodore's idea. Harry used to work out of view. I saw in Merveilleux Exploits du Célébre Houdini-" [uproar drowns out voice] #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Women are even getting degrees nowadays, I hear?" #tt100

@RustyNorman::looks over at portly gents in consternation: #tt100

@Zammi @MassTwitFic: The main course, of smart mutton with capers and anchovies is being served. #tt100

@ZAmmi: "Next you'll be wanting the Irish to self-rule!" the angry politician says. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi The duke cannot resist expressing his opinion about that, in an even-tempered voice desirous of cooling the tension "Better" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi "that than they break away." #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *winces at appearance of capers & anchovies* Yes, some women are getting degrees these days..quite the exciting times! #TT100

@wildfeather: ::hauls piles of hot steaming white dishes up to the dumbwaiter::Trudges back for more::hair flopping out limply from under mobcap:: #TT100

@wildfeather: How many more courses are dere? #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic but tell me, what do you have planned next? Another expedition? *fights inward desire to unleash geeky knowledge #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic You don't want the Irish to seperate? *curious* #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *so Fascinating Historical Adventure Guy won't think I'm totally useless* *_* //must be forgettable! forgettable!// #TT100

@CassieBarrister: @Wildfeather *pushes up droopy sleeve* dude, they haven't even gotten to dessert yet! #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi The Duke considers for a moment, choosing his words with care to avoid offending any of the disparate opinions of his guests #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi "If the Irish want to rule themselves, God bless them." He nods to American Senator @RustyNorman. "But..." #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi "As for breaking away. Such things usually involve revolution. And that would mean blood spilt-- on both sides" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi "Better to remain unified, in that case." #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic :blink: 0_0 #tt100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "Oh... I must enter parliament, in my Papa's stead. But I do hope to travel again once things have settled. I received a" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "..telegr--" he coughs and rubs the tip his nose with the finger not locked around the wineglass. "But tell me, surely" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "a curious reader, like yourself, could tackle something more challenging? An accomplished lady like yourself has no" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @mousewords "need to be modest before a man whose mother's dearest friend is the leader of the suffragettes? No plans for a career?" #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *takes a breath to reply then chokes it back* //last thing I need is to go down in history as the American poster child #TT100

@ZAmmi: @MassTwitFic *bites her tongue thinking of how the self-governing plans will be shelved in 3 years when WWI breaks out* #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic of the early 20th century suffragist movement >__> #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "How are they responding the the news from Mexico?" #TT100

@RustyNorman: @masstwitfic :doesn't miss a beat: how d'they respond to news about anythin? same ol same ol :chuckle: #reallyhasnoclue #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "They're not worried that the revolt will spill onto your own borders?" #TT100

@RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic :cough-choke on jello: :swallow: ehhmm...if they are, they ai-aren't sayin. but yknow, behind closed doors? :shrug: #tt100

@RustyNorman::really wishes he had access to wikipedia at the moment: #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "I've heard it said" says the fat MP "That Texas is positively full to bursting with Mexican immigrants escaping it all" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: Simultaneously George says "Charlie..Th ladies dont want to hear about politics" he glances at Pankhurst"Ms Emmaline notwithstanding" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "We'd much rather hear about the Australians. Isn't it a tragedy about Day and Williams!" #TT100

@MassTwitFic: As cheese & fruit are served, the ladies are free to retire to the drawingroom, while the gentlemen remain for cigars, business.. #TT100

@MassTwitFic: ....and political debate. #TT100

@mousewords: @MassTwitFic *links arms with @Zammi as we leave the room* *looks back at Rusty thinking: good luck..* 9_9 #tt100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *Rises, and blushes as all the men rise politely with her* I'm sure Ms Pankhurst would like to stay, #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords But I do hope she doesn't insist upon it and make a *mouths* P.I.T.A of herself, the suffragettes storm parliament- #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords at th end of the year,many of them would willingly die to enforce their right to be an integral part of those discussions #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords &have th power to shape th real life course of the very debates that poor @RustyNorman doubtless wishes he could escape #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi *watches guests mill out of the room, or settle into their chairs* Really puts 21st century freedoms in perspective..& #TT100

@mousewords: @ZAmmi makes me feel like a piker for real! And wonder: what needs *my* impassioned activism in my time? #TT100

@wildfeather: ::drownin under endless stream of crockery::eyes glazed ¬ just from steam::numb all over & achin from standin over sink for hrs:: #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords *escape from right now #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords I guess the best thing we can do for activism, after all these women & their US counterparts have done, is put our mark #TT100

@ZAmmi: @mousewords on the ballot papers which they won for us the right to use #TT100

@wildfeather: ::crawls upstairs on shaky legs to divest @fabulouspanda of her dress::pulls it off her comatose form & rolls her over to make room #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Strips off her sopping apron, covered in smuts and dishwater:: ::Flops on the bed, blinkin thru drowsy eyes:: jus forty winkzzzZZZZ #TT100

@wildfeather: :Rubs eyes blearily,chews at inside of cheek cos of furry,just-woke-up fug. Dark stuffy room, pulls back curtain.Cold dawn greyness:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Squints at light &rubs palms on thighs.Blinks in surprise at coarse cloth,looks down from watchin dancing dust:: Whut am I wearin?! #TT100

@wildfeather: o_0 Oh. #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Looks over at big heavy-damask fourposter, & ruffled pile of counterpanes and linen:: ::Tilts head lookin for sticky-out feet:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Pulls at coverlets and quilt, peering into shadow of bed. Cautiously quiet, not wanting to startle on awakening & disturb guests:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Frowns just a little:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Stops unravelling bedclothes:: :Freezes & eyes hastily rove room:: ::Hesitant, quiet voice:: @FabulousPanda? #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Echo of silence. The reply of empty air:: ...::The only sound of breathing is me:: o_0 0_o #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Untangles sheets & heaves them onto floor, like thick white streamers divesting themselves empty of secrets::Sleepy fog clearing:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Dismantling faster&faster. Stops at vacated bed::Leans knuckles on matress,body dominated by da 3 Ps; Pantin, Poundin an Panickin:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Spins round, looks around room, helpless. Anxiety-constricted pant:::Eyes alight on dark corner shaded by curtains::dressingtable:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Crosses dazzle-chink of curtain slit, blinking blearily at bright east rising light peeping over knoll of garden hill:: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Plunges into dark further shore again::Plumps knuckles down on dressingtable countertop,with full force of leaning weight:: :Note: #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Rips off mirror, & reads::"Dear WildFeather, Have met rather nice footman. He 'twinkled' at me at dinner. I rather liked it - " #TT100

@wildfeather: "I rather like *him*. Don't wait up. --F.P." 0_¤ "P.S. - Carriage or motorcar for the wedding?" 9_9 ¤_¤ #TT100

@wildfeather: ::Fume:: ::Agitated examine of note in pique:: "P.T.O" ::Turns over, ~really rather~ forcefully:: #TT100

@wildfeather: "P.P.S: Really. don't wait up. Will find own way back. Tootles." #TT100

@wildfeather: AAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!! #TT100

@mousewords Forecast for tonight: showers, high wind advisory, 90% chance of temporal anomalies. Tune in to channel #TT100 for frequent updates.

@CassieBarrister *clink!* /it's just a tiny sound, but it wakes me up/ #tt100

@CassieBarrister /my eyes are thick w still-sleep-left feeling, hard to open them up. but my head jerks up fast & I gasp, heart goin mile a minute #tt100

@CassieBarrister /i don't know where I am for a second. Not home.am I in a hotel? Was I traveling? -wait/ *splish!* /now my eyes DO open/ #tt100

@CassieBarrister /i was traveling all right, TIME traveling!! I blink dryly &squint at the point of sunlight comin in the window, thru pretty drapes #tt100

@CassieBarrister /waay better than a hotel, this Edwardian princess-room w 4poster bed&ivy-painted green wallpaper &white lace evrywhere...&..? #tt100

@CassieBarrister /i blink again &realize I'm staring into a stranger's face across the room. She's dressed like I am, plain cotton dress& apron, #tt100

@CassieBarrister /crazy marshmallow hat like the psycho butler gave me last night- even holding a pitcher, OMG do I know pitchers!washed 1k of em! #tt100

@CassieBarrister /she must b filling the washstand, they had me do that for the 'upstairs' maids. And...she's lookin at me like...oh, crud./ #tt100

@CassieBarrister *'what-are-you-DOING-here?!?'* /she mouths it at me...terrified! she's almost in tears! I sit up super-fast. OW.Evry muscle is stone #tt100

@CassieBarrister /a shiver of fright goes thru me, contagiously.I look around fast. I fell asleep on the awesome-soft chintz couch in @mousewords rm #tt100

@CassieBarrister *rub eyes* *apologetic face at maid, who IS crying now*/she twists her fingers together& looks at the 4poster.mouse is there,out. #tt100

@CassieBarrister /last night I was elected scullery maid #2--we're not supposed to be SEEN upstairs, let alone sleep in a guest's room! they'd never #tt100

@CassieBarrister /believe mw invited me to couch-surf(cuz no way Rusty was leavin me alone--thank goodness) if I was a REAL maid I'd get thrown out #tt100

@CassieBarrister /&for a dirt-poor girl in 1911, that's not a pretty prospect. No wonder she's terrified. I jump up fast& quietly./ #tt100

@CassieBarrister /maid wipes her eyes on her sleeve &hurries to finish work, quiet as a ghost. Ohh, that hot water looks good...I SO need a bath! #tt100

@CassieBarrister /but if I even get one today, it's sure not gonna be with perfumed soap. I tuck my hair back under my tickly cap & follow her out. #tt100

@CassieBarrister ":Hey-:"/i try to whisper an explanation in the hall but she waves at me like crazy to shut up. So I do,all the way 2the basement. #tt100

@CassieBarrister /i'm kinda afraid we'll run into the psycho butler, but none of those upper servants are around. Only scullery girls filling jugs #tt100

@CassieBarrister /or stoking fires, &a couple young guys runnin around delivering boots. Here, I can talk./ "lady T's my boss,I won't get in trouble" #tt100

@CassieBarrister "u will if the housekeeper hears about it! Maybe that's how they do things in America, but not here!"/She takes a sobby gulp/ "an" #tt100

@CassieBarrister "Missus Weaver'd think *I* had somethin to do with it cos I found u!" "S'ok,s'ok, don't freak-k-ah-Calm down. Look, lemme help u" #tt100

@CassieBarrister /the maid relaxes a little/ "y'don't have time. It's nearly 7:30! Eat breakfast quick, so you can take your lady's tray up at 8!" #tt100

@CassieBarrister /it's like she said magic words. kitchen comes 2 life- maids curtseying to cooks,footmen grabbing toast,chef shouting for tea/ #tt100

@CassieBarrister /i take a deep breath &join the breadline. I guess the staff's work is never done./ #tt100

[continued next week]

100th Temporal Tuesday - 31 May

2011-06-01T14:46:00.000-07:00

DoctorSinister: In anticipation of the forthcoming 40th Leader Day, I will be touring my historical conquests, commencing with Imperial Rome. #TemporalTues

axel_445: Are you ready for the imperial visit? Your leader expects! #TemporalTues @DoctorSinister

MassTwitFic: @DoctorSinister Oh, it's YOU that's responsible for this? RT @wildfeather naidrawde naidrawde naidrawde #subliminalmessaging

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korikatra: For the 100th #TemporalTues I am off to the future to share meditation & tea with my favorite Vulcans: T'Pol, Spock Soval & Tuvok. LLAP

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mousewords: Re: time! Today is the 100th #TemporalTues day! http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ Borrow @Wendell_Howe's time machine & go somewhen amazing!

mousewords: 100th #TemporalTues -Don't forget to dress for time travel! #TT100 TwitPic

mousewords: Caught between times on #TemporalTues :) TwitPic

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues #TT100 dropped off 2 monoliths. 1 on Earth in it's distant past & the other on the moon in 2001. Ape descendants freaked out.

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Physboy: #TemporalTues Ok, this is my 1st #TemporalTues, and I figured I should take it slow, so I went back a couple of days and observed myself relaxing while driving by singing along to radio songs...More later. TwitLonger

Physboy: #TemporalTues So, I decided that observing myself was boring, as I am just not that vain, & figured I would go back further to see if I could convince Tesla to not trust Thomas Eddison at his word. Obviously that did not work, however seeing the electrical equipment of his designs first hand was AWESOME! TwitLonger

Physboy: #TemporalTues Well, after my trek to see Tesla, I decided, while on may way back to now, that it would be kewl to check in on my cat Chewi as a kitten. It was refreshing to see his youthful vigor, curiosity and sheer determination to attempt feats which he was still not yet able to master. It reminded of what it takes to build mastery in humans much less kittens, but I digress. It is late, and I have grown weary from my 1st ventures through time. I suspect future trips to be less taxing, until then...Good night, & good time to all!
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scablander: Going back 1962 to watch my favorite show--Top Cat. YouTube #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: 1891 Cannes - Sitting in my hotel room reminiscing about my first time trip: Blogspot: My Very First Time Trip Happy 100th #TemporalTues

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MassTwitFic: Today is the 100th #TemporalTues day! http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ Where shall we take @Wendell_Howe's time machine? Votes please?

mousewords: @MassTwitFic If we're completely hijacking @Wendell_Howe for the day, how about #TTtfe or #TT100 & I'll collect them for @Scablander? :D

RustyNorman: @mousewords like, ttfn only not? ;] @Zammi @wildfeather @masstwitfic @scablander

MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman @mousewords @Zammi @wildfeather @scablander ttfn! Ha! Marvelous. Yes, #tt100 sounds good. May I request a twapper archive?

MassTwitFic: Ok, #TemporalTues twitter Fiction Event will commence in 1/2 an hr. Get your hats & your coats & be ready to jump in that timemachine #TT100

MassTwitFic: Good evening, Ladies & Gentlemen, I will be your butler for this evening, if you'd be pleased to pass before me into the timemachine? #TT100

MassTwitFic: A gentleman in a smart livery with neat slick black hair bows & opens @Wendell_Howe's timemachine door, disguised as a Rolls Royce #TT100

RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic a rolls, AWESOME #TT100 :offers arm to @Zammi: now this is a MAN'S kinda girls day out! ... or ...somethin

wildfeather: ::Tugs at uncomfortable looooong skirt:: I'm gonna keep trippin over dis! Do i hav to? #TT100

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *slips arm into yours & sashays elegantly towards the car, blushing* Why thank you, kind sir, would you assist me in? #TT100

ZAmmi: @wildfeather Yes. And-- Where did you get that thing? You look like a gypsy! #TT100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi ::pouts:: Gypsy chic's in this year. Lookit, it even has bells on. ::swishes maxiskirt gleefully:: *Tink tink* *tink tink* #TT100

MassTwitFic: The butler clears his throat politely. "Your pardon, we do have all the time in the world. But... May I be permitted to remind you," #TT100

MassTwitFic: "afternoon tea waits for no man," he bows to the ladies present "or woman." #TT100

wildfeather: ::Giggles:: Stormin Nora he's a posh one, innee! ::sneaks up to butler & tugs his arm:: Is yor name Jeeves? ::dissolves in gigglefit:: #TT100

RustyNorman: @ZAmmi as you wish m'lady! [helps u into time machine w fancy manners learned from maverick reruns] #tt100

ZAmmi: @mousewords oh you look beautiful. Modestly high necklines were very 'in' in the turn of the last century http://twitpic.com/5579dy #TT100

MassTwitFic: @wildfeather The butler raises his eyebrow at you. "My name," he studies your uncouth dress with subtle hauteur "is Havershill." #TT100

mousewords: @ZAmmi *blush* Thank you! (^_^) @Wildfeather Not only are these skirts long, they're *heavy*! o_0 #TT100

ZAmmi: @mousewords *Settles into seat in cavernous back of Rolls admiring claret leather upholstery* Mine's low cut with a lace throat cover #TT100

MassTwitFic: @wildfeather If I might assist you, into the front. Your mistress appears comfortably seated & in no need of your immediate attendance #TT100

wildfeather: @MassTwitFic 'Havershill' ooooo! ::Pouts at hoitytoity man:: #TT100

wildfeather: @MassTwitFic The front? MISTRESS? :-o @ZAmmi!! he can't talk to me like dat! >:-[ tellim! #TT100

RustyNorman: @ZAmmi low cut lace throat cover, all gorgeous if i may say ;] ::tugs tie:: meanwhile mine's jus cuttin inta my throat.. #tt100

ZAmmi: @mousewords Well, in big houses twas the easiest way to keep warm, pile on layers. & meant less washing-only underthings changed daily #TT100

mousewords: @ZAmmi And I thought *I* wore the same go-to items rather often.. #TT100

ZAmmi: @wildfeather Poor Wild, looks like he mistook u for a girl in service. Well, sooner u get into the part, the sooner we'll get there #TT100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi ::Clambers into the front seat muttering about rude men in posh tailcoats and silly stripy waistcoats:: fine. #tt100

mousewords: @wildfeather It's ok, Wild, in Mrs. Jeffries mysteries the Victorian service folk are a secret crime-solving team ;) #TT100

MassTwitFic: @wildfeather The man raises his eyebrow at you again and begins cranking the front of the Rolls to get her engine started. #TT100

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman oh but u look so handsome *swoonygrin* Dude! Real antique car technology!*Ogles at brass speedometer & walnut dashboard* #TT100

RustyNorman: @Zammi ::grin:: @MassTwitFic sweet ride, dude! any chance i can take a turn drivin? #tt100

wildfeather: @mousewords Secret detective disguised as scullarymaid infiltrates Clue party at dark mansion on stormynight w katana in her stockin! #TT100

MassTwitFic: Take a seat, press the red button on the dashboard, and our timemachine will whisk you away to Edwardian England in 1911 for #TT100!

MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman Havershill inclines his head as the engine putters into life. "If Sir would do the honours?" #TT100

ZAmmi: @mousewords *Puts wide-brim straw-hat on ur head & wraps it around w a silk scarf* in case he decides to break the speed limit of 14 mph #TT100

RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic would I! :shifts in smooth leather seat, reaches for red button: ready steady go, gang! #tt100

MassTwitFic: Speeding through the great flow of time, upstream back to 1911. Immediately upon reemerging in a swirl of eddies, a horn blares at you! #TT100

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman EEEK! Rusty! Swerve or we'll hit him! *Clutches own hat to top of head* #TT100

RustyNorman: whoa! ::instinctively grabs for steering wheel at sound of horn:: #TT100

wildfeather: ::Ducks as wheels throw up a skittering mass of grit & gravel that smacks against the low windscreen & me in the face:: #TT100

RustyNorman: [drags steering wheel 2 side, car just misses oncoming horseless carriage] ::bouncy jumpy springs rattle teeth:: o_0; #tt100

MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "Do you mind!" a faint voice calls over the roar of engines "Keep to the left!" #TT100

MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "I'm terribly sorry sir," the butler says equanimously. "I'm sure it's my fault" #TT100

wildfeather: @Mousewords @ZAmmi it's alright for you lot, in the back wit your glass an canvas box, I'm exposed to da elements! ::Glares at Rusty:: #TT100

ZAmmi: Alright, let's even the playing field a bit. Haws..worthy..? or, whatever. Can we put the top down? It's a lovely day, & a lil hot! #TT100

MassTwitFic: @ZAmmi "As well it might be" the butler confirms. "It is the hottest summer on record." He begins to peel back the car's canvas cover #TT100

RustyNorman: @MassTwitFic nless you got the force or somethin, Hawsey, I’m the only one responsible for my drivin... @wildfeather :sheepish: #tt100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi ::Whisper:: i dont fink he liked you callin him hawsmith or woteva.. ::stares @ butler with big eyes:: #TT100

MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman "As you please, sir." Havershill opens up the glove compartment & extracts a handful of goggles. "You'll all need these" #TT100

RyanosaurusRex: I'd join #TT100 if my mind wasn't such a mess, honestly.

wildfeather: Steampunk goggles!! ::Grabs pair:: Do we get a daring dirigible chase, & fight off a street performer's magic monkey in pursuit of the #TT100

wildfeather: treasure map which will lead us to the secret burial chamber in the pyramid that holds a golden sphinx with an eye that points to the #TT100

wildfeather: site of the hidden south american city which holds the cure to the common cold when you put it in the ground at exactly midday on the #TT100

wildfeather: 16th day of harvest month on the plan of the earth carved into the floor of the Xin Dynasty Emperor's summer palace? #TT100

MassTwitFic: @wildfeather No. #TT100

RustyNorman: ::slowly adjusts steampunk goggles on face, looking at @wildfeather:: yyeahh....or, they'll keep the dust out [¤_¤] #tt100

wildfeather: @MassTwitFic Oh. #TT100

wildfeather: ::Sits back in seat kicking heels against hollow sounding box below:: Worf a try. #TT100

ZAmmi: I feel ridiculous in the googles, as if I'm about to join a deep-sea-diving adventure with 2 bottles glued to my eyeballs. Steamsunk! #TT100

MassTwitFic: The car tootles along at a leisurely 14mph, taking in wide scenery of rolling English fields & summer lanes. Everything looks very dry #TT100

MassTwitFic: The road is immensely dusty and has no tarmac. Havershill clutches the side of the Rolls as if the speed were breakneck #TT100

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman u must toot the horn at every corner, to alert ppl you're coming. Not..that..the engine isn't loud enuf. >_> #highwaycode #TT100

mousewords: *peers at Havershill through coke-bottle goggles* #TT100 @masstwitfic

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman oh, and pull to one side to let horses pass *Trying to remember lessons on early motorcar etiquette* #TT100

RustyNorman: @ZAmmi y'mean no smokin u turns n playin chicken? ;] ::put-put-car is put-putty:: #tt100

wildfeather: Oh you pretty chittybangbang chittychittybangbang we love you. And our pretty chittybangbang chittychittybangbang loves us too #TT100

wildfeather: ::Stops singin as Haverspunk glares at her askance:: ::Stares out of window wishing Cassie were here to be daft wiv:: #TT100

mousewords: @jimwtodd Thank you! :) Going Edwardian for a Temporal Tuesday time travel adventure --> #TT100

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman & no gazing at the pretty passenger when u should have your eyes on the road *Flutters lashes alluringly behind goggles* #TT100

RustyNorman: ::gettin hot n bothered over steampunk @Zammi:: <3 #tt100 ::SWERVE!bumpityroadbump::

MassTwitFic: Ahead of you, in a majestic vista designed by Capability Brown, sprinkled with groves, leading by a verdent lawn to a serpentine lake #TT100

MassTwitFic: sits nestled a rose-stoned mansion in the classical style, all columns and colonnades, Corinthian carvings & garlanded cherubs. #TT100

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Squeaks, and winces as bumpy 1900s suspension makes itself felt in the rear* #TT100

MassTwitFic: Its tranquility soon recedes the closer you get as you see it is in fact a hive of activity. #TT100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi @RustyNorman honestly! Can't take you two anyware! #TT100

mousewords: *awe at gorgeous rose-tinted mansion* #tt100 @MassTwitFic

MassTwitFic: @RustyNorman Havershill taps you on the shoulder & indicates for you to pull over at the top of a rise overlooking the Estate's park #TT100

MassTwitFic: "I thought you might like to stop for a small repast, it being teatime." Warm golden light casts dappled shade from breezy elm trees #TT100

MassTwitFic: over a genteel array of sumptuous looking food & drink placed on a light fold-away table draped in fine linen & attended by 2 footmen #TT100

MassTwitFic: who stand on one side ready to administer lashings of hot tea, cold ginger beer & chilled white wine. #TT100

MassTwitFic: RT @RustyNorman: teatime? works for me! ::peering thru dusty goggles, guides car into rumbly-coughy stop under shade trees:: #TT100

ZAmmi: Sandwiches & syllabub & seedcake & salad & tiffin & pies & pastrypuffs & pickles & strawberries & scones & cream & cold meats & jam & #TT100

ZAmmi: *goes a bit wide eyed* #TT100

mousewords: *mouth waters at sight of delicate tea sandwiches & fresh berries* The setting is lovely, looks almost like California hillside! #TT100

wildfeather: Where's da cucumber sandwiches? It carn't be a proper posh-person tea wivout cucumber sandwiches! Dat's wot '20s toffs have on telly #TT100

ZAmmi: @wildfeather how about pigs trotters in jelly? Edwardian speciality! #TT100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi EEEEEEeeeeewwww!! #TT100

ZAmmi: @wildfeather *Laughs* I shan't offer you sweetbreads then. #TT100

RustyNorman: ::stomach grumbles:: now THAT'S a lunch! i mean, tea. [steps down out of car & offers hand 2 ladies] #tt100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi Sweetbreads sound alright. ::Looks around in amongst delicious looking cakes for them:: #TT100

RustyNorman: @wildfeather hey, more pigs trotters for me! @Zammi uhm...those're like pigs in a blanket, right? sausage in pancake? <_< #tt100

ZAmmi: @wildfeather *Whispers behind hand* Boar's testicles #TT100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi ::Eyes fly open in boggly alarm::Backs away & snatches up watercress sandwich & flomps by tree muttering & eyeing u warily:: #TT100

wildfeather: @ZAmmi crazy edwardian pplz. #TT100

mousewords: *cautiously selects cucumber sandwich & recognizable berries & sits next to @Wildfeather* #TT100

ZAmmi: @RustyNorman *Giggles*Try some & see.*Indicates tourine of wobbly brown jelly, strange forms looming thru like specimens in formaldehyde* #TT100

ZAmmi: *sits down w @RustyNorman against an oak tree looking out from the top of the hill at stately home in the distance, fanning self w hat* #TT100

RustyNorman: @ZAmmi :momentary dazed look at meaty jelly: 0_0 ::shrug:: can't be worse than some o the stuff in my fridge. :spreads on toast: #tt100

ZAmmi: @wildfeather @mousewords *Grins* Don't worry girls, I'll show you what's 'safe' to eat and what isn't - to a 21stC pallate anyway ;) #TT100

ZAmmi: @wildfeather @mousewords Most of this is far too delicious to pass up! #TT100

mousewords: @ZAmmi @Wildfeather I'm willing to be quite adventurous..with Edwardian *desserts* ;) #tt100

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99th Temporal Tuesday - 24 May

2011-05-25T10:17:00.000-07:00

fangarius: #TemporalTues ChronoSurfing back into my Fourth Self's Timeline.. when he was exiled back in the late 70s. Apparently we discovered there's REALLY a Michael Kelso... and he DOES resemble @aplusk and myself.. strange.. tweetdeck

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korikatra: Pack up the time machine! Going to ancient Egypt to learn their hair-removal techniques! I find it strangely....fascinating. #TemporalTues

theladywrites: @korikatra that is an interesting Temporal Tuesday! :)

korikatra: @theladywrites XD Thanks! You should see what they're all wearing here! Thin linen barely there! Ooh la la! #Egyptdiva #TemporalTues

theladywrites: @korikatra rofl. I'm actually in the future right now. #rpmarathon today lol #Egyptdiva #TemporalTues

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues In London in 1530 AD, I was surprised to stumble upon, as it were, a bonfire of books including Tyndale's Bible.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues My towel & I went back 10 years to Douglas Adam's eulogy, to be with others celebrating his life. #towelday

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98th Temporal Tuesday - 17 May

2011-05-18T12:04:00.000-07:00

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mousewords: One of these #TemporalTues days, I *must* go back & meet Agatha Christie. I already love her dearly.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues On May 17 1973, Stevie Wonder released “You are the Sunshine of my Love”. I visited him and asked him if it was ironic.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Stevie Wonder smiled and said “Of course it is. Who are you, again?” I shall treasure that comment a long time.

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Wendell_Howe: RT @NicholasRomanov Where will you go? [Back to when I was still connected to the internet. #TemporalTues ]

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scablander: #TemporalTues Going back to watch Will Rogers, the 1st political stand-up comedian, back when he was just a trick roper. Roping Fool

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drewt333: Traveled back through the decades with the Moody Blues in concert this #TemporalTues

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97th Temporal Tuesday - 10 May

2011-05-11T09:27:00.000-07:00

mrrustymonkey: * a monkey doll peeks out from the window of the old #TemporalTues house, waiting for something to happen *

mrrustymonkey: * he quietly slips out into the #TemporalTues yard ( trying to blend into the background ) & takes his seat on the edge of a fine party *

mrrustymonkey: * his #TemporalTues eyes glaze over with pride, as he remembers all of his years @ the old house & the many fine events he's witnessed *

mrrustymonkey: * he looks up into the Oak trees & beyond, into the #TemporalTues heavens. he turns back toward the old house & closes his eyes & ... *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, "Life is Just a Bowl of Cherries" I'd say. It's 3 weeks ago & a day.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, there's a cocktail party planned @ this old house, with a dinner out on the lawn. Now don't you dare start to yawn!

mrrustymonkey: It's quite exciting #TemporalTues! The guests are all the bee's knees! It's Liberty Mutual's CEO & his top VIP's!

mrrustymonkey: We're getting ready for a show #TemporalTues. They're setting up a stage. It reminds me of something from a gilded age!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, there's a performer planned for tonight. I wonder who it will be? Guess we'll just have to wait & see?

mrrustymonkey: Oh, I know who it is #TemporalTues. I'm in charge of this scene! ;-) It's a star of stage & screen... it's Mr. Ben Vereen!

mrrustymonkey: Now the stage is set #TemporalTues. The sky's all dusky, twilight blue! There are lights cast into my trees in a pretty, purplish hue!

mrrustymonkey: Let's grab a chair #TemporalTues & a glass of fine white wine. We'll just sit here for a spell & let this pretty, old house shine.

mrrustymonkey: @ the end of his set #TemporalTues, he'll whisper a wisdom understood, "Don't take things so seriously. Life is good." Yes, life is GOOD!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, it's time for a very wise man to sing... Life is Just a Bowl of Cherries

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korikatra: Today me & my time machine (rental thx 2 @Wendell_Howe) are going backwards to play in my childhood...rocking the pigtails! ;) #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1902. Promised Lilly something exciting for today. We went to the moon by way of being shot in a capsule from a giant cannon. When we land, we sought shelter in a cave to protect our under-dressed selves from the snow. There we met the Selenites, the alien inhabitants of the moon. Between my atomic disintegrator & Lilly's shock-mace we destroyed them all. However, the Selenites in large number & we get captured by them. Lilly hits their king (he got fresh) who explodes & we run to the capsule pursued by the aliens. We dump the capsule that falls through the space & reach the ocean. From which we're rescued by a steamer that brings us safe & sound ashore. TwitLonger

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Wendell_Howe: 1891 Nice - I'm having a #TemporalTues of sorts. On my way to explore the Roman ruins outside of town today. photo

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96th Temporal Tuesday - 3 May

2011-05-04T14:42:00.000-07:00

Wendell_Howe: 2658 Cambridge - I decided to take a #TemporalTues break and visit the Women Heroes of World War II. What ladies! blog

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I have just enjoyed the inauguration of the 1951 Festival of Britain. King George VI made a good speech.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Amazed to see Battersea Park look so nice for the 1951 Festival of Britain! It is boring in 2011, apart from the Peace Pagoda.

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mrrustymonkey: Oh dear...what happened to my #TemporalTues journey? *scratches head * I'll try again? Sorry tweet friends...

mrrustymonkey: * the minivan door in the #TemporalTues twitterverse opens & a monkey doll leaps out... his eyes as big as moon pies! *

mrrustymonkey: * he dashes into the "Carolina Cider Company" store, in search of goodies for his #TemporalTues road trip *

mrrustymonkey: * he grabs a bag of benne wafers, a bottle a peach cider & some sweet potato chips - all this for #TemporalTues! *

mrrustymonkey: * with treats in hand, he hops back into the #TemporalTues minivan. he snuggles into his mammaw's arms, then closes his eyes &... *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, we're on vacation... but we're not far away. ;-) It's 3 weeks ago, yesterday.

mrrustymonkey: We're going to Charleston #TemporalTues - "The Holy City" I say! It's grandaddy's 80th birthday!

mrrustymonkey: And it's mommy's birthday #TemporalTues, so lets do the "touristy" thing. I wonder what adventures this weekend will bring?

mrrustymonkey: We'll tour Ft. Sumpter #TemporalTues. We'll go there by boat. Hang on to me mommy, this monkey can't float! :-)

mrrustymonkey: Next #TemporalTues, can you guess what we'll see? We'll pay our respects to the CSS Hunley.

mrrustymonkey: Then it's the market #TemporalTues, for some palmetto roses. The smell of sweetgrass baskets fills our noses!

mrrustymonkey: We dine at “82 Queen” #TemporalTues. We stop @ the cigar bar. All of this... as predictable as the North Star! ;-)

mrrustymonkey: We stay @ The Mills House #TemporalTues, in grandaddy's luxury suite! psst... I can have all the goodies a monkey can eat! ;-)

mrrustymonkey: On the way home #TemporalTues, I'll fall asleep in the car. I'll dream of a jeweled city, that isn't so far.

mrrustymonkey: This is home #TemporalTues. I know you agree. My compass always stops here. I'm lowcountry monkey!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, listen to the church bells chime & sing... Carolina in My Mind

mrrustymonkey: * he opens his #TemporalTues eyes again & notices that he's still home - but in his room, in the very old house. *

mrrustymonkey: I'm glad to see you too @pinkbunnyr. I had to take my #TemporalTues time trip again ( sorry you had to read it twice ) but it disappeared?

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey I am glad you said that because I thought I was going through #TemporalTues! I was seeing double!

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Late 22nd century. Went on an expedition to Altair in the constellation of Aquilae (some 17 light years from Earth) to discover what happened to a colony of settlers, that had arrived some 20 years before, on its fourth planet, Altair-4. What Lilly and I discover is how and why an alien race of geniuses destroyed itself overnight while leaving their technology intact at some point in the distant, distant past. TwitLonger

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ZAmmi: Goin back in time to hide among the crowd at Ventura Harbor Lights Aquathon & take pics of a hero as she crosses the finishline #temporaltues

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scablander: #TemporalTues Speaking of Women Heroes of World War II, going back to visit the "Most Dangerous Woman in Europe”

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95th Temporal Tuesday - 26 April

2011-04-27T11:43:00.000-07:00

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twiteryeanot: I'm away for a bit now, I must retire to the parlour, I'm in a tenement building in Glasgow you see, circa 1850's...

shinyemptyhead: @twiteryeanot Good grief, is it #TemporalTues already?

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mrrustymonkey: * the elevator door on the 8th floor of the #TemporalTues twitterverse opens & a monkey doll appears, smiling *

mrrustymonkey: * he's wearing his favorite #TemporalTues sunglasses. they were last season's style ( many seasons ago ) but he doesn't care. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: * he takes a seat, on a "mod" looking couch in the waiting room. is this his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine? *

mrrustymonkey: * he steps into the #TemporalTues board room & notices a giant window / vista of the Hollywood sign in the distance *

mrrustymonkey: * he sits down @ the end of a long #TemporalTues table, in front of a video conference screen. then he closes his eyes & ...*

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I'm up, up & away! I'm off to LA! It's 3 weeks ago, yesterday.

mrrustymonkey: WME #TemporalTues, pssst... WME. That's the who & the what that I've come here to see. It has something to do with... my destiny. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, there's a thing about "here" that I'll definitely say, "LA is a great big freeway!"

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, it's Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Studio City & more! I've never seen so many places in one place before!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I'm in the land of "swimming pools & movie stars"! I see beautiful people in beautiful cars. Feels a bit like I'm from Mars!

mrrustymonkey: I'm a monkey #TemporalTues, what am "I" doing out here? Well, for starters, I'm meeting a man named Amir.

mrrustymonkey: We'll dine @ "Crustacean" & "Knoll". I think we're on the right track? Is this my reality #TemporalTues, are my 15 minutes back?

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, if this is ALL there ever is, then I'll still be OK... because someone thought my story was worth hearing today.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, let's basque in the CA sun & sing! I Love LA

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I tried to warn the authorities in 1986 about the imminent dangers at Chernobyl, but they laughed at me! Ach, too late.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I left Chernobyl (via time machine) before the reactor exploded, but many people could not do so. It was a great tragedy.

ZAmmi: @vonHogflume ah! you have reminded me it is #temporaltues. Thank you, my dear sir. @wendell_howe

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Signed onboard the mining ship " Nostromo" (cryo-sleep good for a hangover), their sneaky shipboard computer has them investigate a suspected SOS, & they land on a distant planet. The crew discovers some strange creatures and investigates. All get mauled except me & the chick in her underthings. XLTweet

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meredeth: maybe i'll take a peek at lincoln's assassination today. w/ all these time travelers, it must be crowded in that theatre. #temporalTues

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Wendell_Howe: Don't forget #TemporalTues Celebrate the anniversary of the end of World War III today.

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe wait, the end of World War III? o_0; that's..that's not anythin to do with Skynet comin online last week, is it? #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: #TemporalTues Rewinding a few months to the last flight of Discovery so that I can watch it live. This time from in the cockpit @Wendell_Howe

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe Intense G's push me down into my seat as if I'm inside a ten ton cheese press. Vibrations course through my body #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe I grit my teeth against the weight of it only to have the force lurch me sideways unexpectedly at a gimbal turn #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe nearly biting my tongue in half! What was it? The commander's pressure-warped voice echoes in my ear. #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe We've rolled 180 degrees! No wonder I feel odd, we're upside down! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe G's increase, until I think you can spread me like butter. The view outside shows the precious arc of blue earth #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe greeting us with it's smile. Clouds skimming past more like froth on the surface of a shallow seawater wave #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe as it expends its energy on the beach than like something flying through the air #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe swiftly it retreats as if the tide has turned, & soon we're going faster than it is, even tho it's got a shorter #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe track than us, so much further up, up, ...and away! The pressure is breathless! I can't tell if it's #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe my surroundings that are wobbling, or my eyeballs! Just as I am on the verge of slipping into unconsciousness, #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe the SRB engines detach. I still can't move my arms and legs, they're plastered to the thing I'm sitting on, #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe but the capcom's friendly voice tells us cheerfully that we haven't surpassed 'a comfortable' 3Gs. Comfortable? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe Ha! Tell that to my tunnel vision! Alright for him to say, he's safely in Houston, with two feet on the ground #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe I'm riding a 20412 ton rocket burning 10 tons of fuel per second, accelerating towards 17,321 miles per hour! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe I seem to be seeing the world in grayscale. The fierce roar of the engine subsides as #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe we approach space and there's no atmosphere to carry sound. The eerie rattling of internal equipment continues. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe I hope this thing holds together! #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe main engines begin to power down, everything stops rattling. no wind resistance up here only celestial silence. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe With 1 final lurch, the main engines cut off & are disconnected to fall back to Earth & burn as they themselves #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe burned; a metallic phoenix unlike its SRB sisters, will not rise again out of its ashes; but shall be scattered #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe to fall in rain and feed the earth again. Just like all that walks beneath its path across the sky, for we are #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe stardust. Unknowingly we plough the dust of stars, and drink the universe in a glass of rain. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe The shuttle is now in space, and we are free to fly. I unhitch my cumbersome belt and launch suit, and embrace #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe the heady light euphoria of freefall. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe The window dazzles me with so much pastel swirling beauty, deep sapphire seas, wrinkled mountain ranges, #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe smooth swathes of snow, river estuaries and desert both looking like an abstract everchanging painting, that #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe my eyes flood with breathless tears, which float off in all directions in shimmering blobs reflecting the light #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe as perfectly as liquid mercury. Against the blackness behind, Earth glows all the more brilliantly. Did you know #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe that Earth is so beautifully flooded with light that it eclipses every star in the sky? It outshines them all! #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe A longing soothes through my veins, to touch my feet on solid earth again, this Earth; that shows off its #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_howe treasures to those who soar in space above it, as if it wishes to entice us to return while simultaneously #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe encourage & implore these intrepid escapists of the surly bonds of gravity to share what they have seen #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe of her preciousness, of how fragile the delicate veil of atmosphere she wraps about herself really is; #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe how her lush clothin of verdant forest has been scarred; her rivers choked; how greatly she fears for her future #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe Do we who sigh in wonder at her views, the sound of birdsong, the swoosh of water underfoot, the dance of clouds #TemporalTues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe do we love her? Does not love revolt against neglect? #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe I make my way back to the time machine, in my mind I'm pondering the words of many an astronaut #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe "The Earth was small, light blue, and so touchingly alone; our home that must be defended like a holy relic" #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe --Aleksei Leonov, the first man to do an EVA spacewalk. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe I did not expect this trip to affect me so strongly. I hit the big red button with unexpected tears stinging my #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe eyes, when I say home, with vehemence. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe pop the kettle on Wendell, I think I need those anti-oxidents.. or something. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe Or maybe just a refreshing cup of tea ;) #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @ZorkFox Behold, blue and green glowing thing of another time; it must be #TemporalTues!

patrickgates: @ZAmmi Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue #TARDIS #TemporalTues

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94th Temporal Tuesday - 19 April

2011-04-20T17:18:00.000-07:00

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Friday, 15 April
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ZAmmi: If I use a timemachine can I give a #FollowFriday for the #temporaltues' #WriterWednesday on #ThankfulThursday? XD

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Tuesday, 19 April
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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTuesday Traveled to a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away & watched Han shoot first.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1378 Rye, Sussex, England. The men of the town sailed across to France to take revenge for the raid on Rye of 1377.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1378 Rye, Sussex, England. They returned with Rye's church bells and other booty previously stolen from Rye by the French.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1378 Rye, Sussex, England. On their return, one of the bells was hung in Watchbell Street to warn of future French attacks.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues 1378 Rye, Sussex, England. On my visit there, the townspeople were busy fortifying the town's defenses. I helped them too.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues It is worthwhile visiting Rye, Sussex, England, even today. It is a very interesting historic town, an ancient Cinque Port.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues A “Cinque Port” was a coastal town that agreed to provide ships for the king's navy in return for tax and trading benefits.

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@RealMattLucas: Just heard that King Gustav VII is banning time travel in 2609. Gutted.

ZAmmi: 2609 Goin to confiscate King Gustav VII's digital pen so he cant sign the legislation & confiscate @Wendell_Howe's timemachine #temporaltues

Wendell_Howe: @ZAmmi WHAT?!!

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe just before you get your licence!

ZAmmi: Fret not @RealMattLucas, Cambridge Temporal Anthropology dept didn’t stand for it. & successfully lobbied parliament against it #temporaltues

ZAmmi: @Wendell_Howe: evidently a 27th Century version of the Göttingen 7 stepped up to the fore

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mousewords: Today's Temporal Tuesday - we get access to Temporal Anthropologist @Wendell_Howe's time machine for #TemporalTues adventures!

mousewords: I'd consider using the opportunity to prevent Skynet from becoming self-aware the other day..however, #TemporalTues

mousewords: from my recent jaunts to WW2 South America & ancient Mayan ruins, I've learned time-tidying is more complicated than it seems. #TemporalTues

mousewords: This will take some pondering. *pours a cuppa tea* #TemporalTues

frankjonen: @mousewords an then there is the grandfather paradox to avoid.

mousewords: @frankjonen Truue, tho I've seen evidence time's not linear #TemporalTues

frankjonen: @mousewords multiverse theory then? /

mousewords: @frankjonen Yes, I've seen convincing evidence of alternate timelines. Tea? [_]D #TemporalTues

frankjonen: @mousewords sure, I had some tomorrow though.

mousewords: @frankjonen Oh..I guess we'll let this cup steep, then.. [_]D #TemporalTues

frankjonen: @mousewords oh you already made some? Wrap up and pack for yesterday then.

mousewords: #TemporalTues @frankjonen I sure coulda used it yesterday!

mousewords: #TemporalTues *sips Earl Grey, hot* *flips thru notes* Trying to think of a #TFE precedent for this puzzle..

mousewords: #TemporalTues My dad always theorized that the only way to change the past is to affect the future. So if I set my Time Machine forward..

mousewords: #TemporalTues I know a man with a whiskey bottle & EMP device, some several decades from now...

mousewords: #TemporalTues We can discuss tech over whiskey. I'm sure he'll let me borrow the futuristic EMP to freeze Skynet in its tracks in my past.

mousewords: #TemporalTues Skynet shorts out, no AI achievement unlocked. Deus ex machina.

mousewords: #TemporalTues Hmm..judging by the ::POOF:: of wind that just smacked a wall of fog against my window, the mere act of committing to a plan-

mousewords: #TemporalTues has already changed my timeline. I've been there & back again in the blink of an eyelash! & not the slightest whiskey hangover

mousewords: #TemporalTues That was easy. *sits back & sips tea*

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mcunnington: I missed #TemporalTues next week so I will plan tomorrow to catch it the day before yesterday

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93rd Temporal Tuesday - 12 April

2011-04-13T20:43:00.000-07:00

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vonHogflume: I wonder where and when I should visit for tomorrow's temporal excursion, it will be #TemporalTues after all.

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Wendell_Howe: Today is #TemporalTues Why not go back to 14 April 1961 and join Yuri Gagarin in the first space flight? See what Yuri saw

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vonHogflume: I have just been to 1961 to experience the euphoria and astonishment around Gargarin's mission into space. #TemporalTues

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scablander: Going back to April 12, 1961 to sit in Yuri Gararin’s lap while he makes the world’s first space flight. Yuri Gagarin Flight Video #TemporalTues

scablander: I really don’t want to fly in space. I just want to sit on Yuri’s lap. He’s a cutie! photo of Yuri #TemporalTues

scablander: Fun Fact: USA spent millions to develop a pen that would write in space. USSR spent 5 cents. They used a pencil. #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Lilly & I (a pair of airship-time/space pirates are captured, sold to a princess, and recruited to help her find her father who disappeared when he found information dangerous to the rulers. It was a real Space Opera with sword fights, explosions, fighting robots, monsters, bar fights and time warps. What a day... [via TwitLonger]

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RyanosaurusRex: Walking into an ice cream parlour - red vinyl seats and chrome details - and ordering a Sundae. Ah, it's #temporaltues!

RyanosaurusRex: There's a radio here, of course, and it's playing Gene Vincent - Buddy Holly and The Crickets before that. I like it here..! #temporaltues

RyanosaurusRex: Watching Singin' In The Rain. Got a photo of James Dean. #temporaltues is making itself. XD

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lousmom313: #TemporalTuesday I'd like back the missing halves of all my girl's shoes, and all my socks. Thanks.

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ZAmmi: @Joi_the_Artist cheer urself up? RT @Wendell_Howe Today is #TemporalTues Why not go back to 1961 &join Yuri Gagarin in the 1st space flight?

ZAmmi: Taking a #temporaltues trip in the hopes of getting some stuff clear in my head. Nervous. Late night last night brushing up on my Spanish.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues The air's thin here. I feel constantly out of breath even when gasping great lungfuls. Dry too; so different from leafy jungle

ZAmmi: #temporaltues Everything here feels abrasive; the low, wind-blasted plant life; the sun, fierce in spite of the deceptively alpine coolness.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues the stark mountains. I've come too late. There's nothing here but rubble. My skin crawls with excitement I'm barely containing

ZAmmi: #temporaltues at the urge to whip out a trowel & begin excavating. /Best leave that to Kit./ I think, fingering the tool in my pocket.

ZAmmi: Back to the time machine. How far back? 30, 100 years? I'll keep skipping, a decade at a time, until I find it. #temporaltues

ZAmmi: #temporaltues Dazzling sunlight casts across a rude compacted earth floor. Flies dance lazily in the comparative shade beyond the doorway,

ZAmmi: #temporaltues Outside shouting & the melee of many bodies on urgent business punctuate the stillness in the hut with their haphazard actions

ZAmmi: #temporaltues A man enters. He removes a heavy antiquated chainmail vest that looks as if it's been bartered thru a dozen owners before him

ZAmmi: #temporaltues peels away the thick, sweaty gambeson, down to his shirt, and then flomps down in a hot sigh at a desk beside a small window.

ZAmmi #temporaltues Muttering to himself indistinctly, in Spanish, about the lack of a clean sheet of Xàtiva paper, he opens a small mahogany box

ZAmmi: #temporaltues & begins to divest it of its contents: three dusty fragments of stone, flat,& carved on one side; on the other, a fresh inked

ZAmmi: #temporaltues half-finished scrawl in a spidery hand. As the objects meet the light of day, an echo of a gasp ripples from the dark shadows

ZAmmi: #temporaltues in the far reaches of the room, passing through him with a shudder. He leaps! sending the stool clattering. "¡Ay Caramba!"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues he exclaims. "¡Not again!" "Again?" A quiet female voice answers him

ZAmmi: #TemporalTues I swallow nervously, suddenly that museum-piece weaponry he's carrying looks a lot more deadly. He clutches the tablets to his

ZAmmi: #temporaltues chest. I eye his movements as warily as he does mine. But he doesn’t draw his sword. To my surprise, he looks as if he's trembling

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /Brave conquistador/. After a moment's hesitation, I duck into the light cast from the door. Immediately his shoulders sag.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "¡Oh!" he breathes. "I thought it was her." I frown, "Who?" suspicion colours my tone. "Someone else." a dismissive shake

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "Has someone come here, after those, before?" He eyes me askance. I know that look. It's the one I've seen on my puppy when he

ZAmmi: #temporaltues is weighing up whether or not to confess to the large wet patch on the floor or if it'd be better to blame it on Rusty

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /Oh god, if she's been here before, what temporal madness is pending?/

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /If I took them now, would it stop her?/ My mind starts to spin at the very thought.& not in any way because there's a solidly

ZAmmi: #temporaltues built, Spanish war veteran and his 3 ft. blade between me and the most deadly explosive in the history of the world.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "You cannot have them." he says, his boldness increasing, I guess Leta would have smashed him to smithereens with a twitch of

ZAmmi: #temporaltues her fingers by now. "Believe me" I say, vehemence grating through my tone "I wouldn't want them," /I like my timeline intact,/

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /thank you very much./ "What I want, is answers." We eyeball each other for another minute, before he sits, his sword extracted

ZAmmi: #temporaltues with a zing & laid upon a leather swatch across his lap. A whetstone comes out next. It's a warning gesture. He has my measure

ZAmmi: #temporaltues He polishes it as we talk.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "Chaos. Chaos at first. And then a great churning behemoth of an organized swarm. I watched her swallow Europe whole."

ZAmmi: #temporaltues He blinks back tears, seeing monstrous unfoldings I can't even imagine, that I don't WANT to imagine. I shudder.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /How is it that you know? How is it you can remember? You shouldn't be able to remember../ "And then what?" I press.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues His shrug is voluble. He doesn't know. "I find myself back here. I think sometimes I dreamt it." Ssskkssss goes the whetstone.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "Has she been back for it since?" "No. But every time I hear commotion in the square, like today? I think is it her?"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues He sighs, a haggard fear flitting across his features.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "Is there anything we can do to stop it happening again?" I muse unaware I have spoken out loud. "I don't know" he says,

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "but I do know that the very first thing she did, when she came, was to get me to show her exactly where I had found it."

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "She traced it back to the very source." He takes a swig of a Madeira almost as thick as the sticky, soot saturated, octopus ink

ZAmmi: #temporaltues he'd been using to scratch on the tablets. It makes my mouth feel dry and claggy. "I bet she did." I almost spit. /How can we/

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /catch this fox when she's charging up & down the whole tablet trail, through everywhen, with a lighted tail?/

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "I thought she was after my gold." "M'sorriwhat?" What was I just thinking of? A thought, useful, prescient, bursts on the edge

ZAmmi: #temporaltues of my mental vision. "My gol--" He stops, glancing at the directions painstakingly etched into the stone &casts me a wary look

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "I'm not interested in your gold compadre" my timbre's droll. /What was it? ungh. I thought that I ~had~.../

ZAmmi: #temporaltues I try to regather my thoughts. /Leta's running up and down the timeline, causing havoc../ "I don't see how we can.."/She could

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /be anywhere, any time/ At any moment she could disrupt the timeline again. /How can anyone monitor the whole temporal field?/

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /The Enforcers? Maybe Wendell would know.. That wasn't what I was thinking of, though, What WAS it/ I stare at the tablets.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues Maybe they hold the answers.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues An image flashes in my mind; standing in front of rubble, 50 years or more-I lost count- from now. Square, squat remains poking

ZAmmi: #temporaltues through the grass. /Why has he not tried to hide them?/ I think. I rub my fingers across my mouth in ponderation. Something on

ZAmmi: #temporaltues the cusp of realization.. /'Kit, leave it to Kit'/ "I have not offered you a drink" I launch up out of my seat -I'm out of the

ZAmmi: #temporaltues door even as he's taking another breath.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues I come to a strolling stop outside the single story building. Adobe blistering in the sharp sunlight, peaked in a crenellated

ZAmmi: #temporaltues roof. A llama stares at me philosophically, chewing on a thick wadge of bolt grass. I lay my hand on the hot, baked earth wall

ZAmmi: #temporaltues it tickles under my hand in a shock of emotional comprehension. The conquistador comes trotting out after me. "I should"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "destroy them." he says. "Smash them." I reply, looking fixedly at the wall. Seeing nothing but a crumbled down pile of rubble

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "It won't make any difference." "What?" he is aghast, "Why?" A smile creeps up on me, uninvitedly welcome. I turn and run for

ZAmmi: #temporaltues the time machine "Because I was here before" I call back over my shoulder "Fifty years from now. And it was already"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "under the ground!"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "He's as caught up in all this as we are."/As Leta is/ the tinkle of silver spoon on china cup. /He's as caught up in this as/

ZAmmi: #temporaltues /Leta is./ "Seems so." /Poor Leta/ I smile. I *almost* feel sorry for.. No I don't.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues I bite down on a macaroon, soft as butter, light as silk. "Jeff was right" I say, chasing cream about the corner of my mouth

ZAmmi: #temporaltues with a delicately placed finger. "He said our individual paths through time continue forward.-even if we travel back"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues I sit forward in my chair, "But I think, if I'm right..." Wendell's eyebrow raises quizzically over his cup of tea

ZAmmi: #temporaltues -an invitation to go on.

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "The stones were hidden in the Mayan period. To get them away from Leta." "Mmm..?" "But somehow they ended up in Peru."

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "I saw them there today." Wendell nods. I continue "I don't know how much this conquistador gent had to do with that"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "-or if he found them somewhere else. But I DO know, that they were found there in 2009. I know because I saw them at the"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "British Museum. More than that, I saw the site report. More than that! Kit was there when they excavated them."

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "That's in my past. My *personal* past. But it's in Leta's past too. And not just because she's from the future." I squitch in

ZAmmi: #temporaltues my seat, eager now. "Leta keeps travelling back in time to get the stones. But she'll never get them." Wendell's brow spasms

ZAmmi: #temporaltues though there's an enigmatic smile about his eyes watching me keenly over the china "The only reason she knows how they were about 2 hours ago via Dabr

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "hidden, or when is because they were unearthed in 2009- the same way that we do!" I hesitate, scratching my forehead in

ZAmmi: #temporaltues unconscious agitation. It's all getting a bit complicated. "That's a milestone she can't change. Because she wouldn't be GOING"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "back in time if it wasn't for that.." "Mmm? Go on.." "So. So, no matter how often she disrupts the timeline, however many"

ZAmmi: #temporaltues I stare into the sloshing brown water of my tea, blinking and dazed."This temporal pingpong is making me dizzy."

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "Drink up dear," Wendell says, approaching, laying down his own cup with clink, and giving me a gentle pat on the arm

ZAmmi: #temporaltues "I find a cup of tea is very good for a paradox."

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mousewords: A snack, a phone call; now for a bit of laundry, then mental shift into another time chunk. Speaking of time: check out #TemporalTues :)

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JobeBS #TemporalTues... could I please be given a summary of the rules? I could make good use of this, if it's what I think it is.

ZAmmi: @JobeBS Very simple; every tuesday, @Wendell_Howe loans out his time machine to anyone who wants to use it. All you've got to do is include-

ZAmmi: @JobeBS the hashtag in your tweets, and make sure you return it to him before midnight [Tho time IS flexible, being timetravel] ;)

ZAmmi: @JobeBS go anywhere, and anywhen you wish. Tweet as much or as little as you like

JobeBS: @ZAmmi @Wendell_Howe ok thank you. Sounds genial. And our destinations are dictated by Mr Howe himself... Or are we to choose?

JobeBS: @ZAmmi Wonderful. Well I'll be sure to accompany fellow time travellers, as well as paying respect to those prescribed by @Wendell_Howe

ZAmmi: @JobeBS You may go anywhere you wish. @Wendell_Howe's suggestion is merely that, a suggestion.

Wendell_Howe: I do apologize @JobeBS Here are the Rules for #TemporalTues (It's still Tuesday somewhen.)

vonHogflume: @JobeBS Ah, if you want to join in #TemporalTues, please be aware that I can't share MY time machine. It often misses out Tuesdays.

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92nd Temporal Tuesday - 5 April

2011-04-06T12:30:00.000-07:00

FamilyTreeUK: just popped along to 1791. cold and windy. #temporaltues

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Going to 1827 - Covent Garden, London, England - to see American actor James H. Hackett's first performance.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues After seeing James H. Hackett in 1827, I would like to see him in "The Kentuckian, or a Trip to New York".

vonHogflume:#TemporalTues James H. Hackett's invention of Colonel Nimrod Wildfire, of Kentucky, sounds wonderful.

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Harpoona: Decided to take Roz the TARDIS out for #TemporalTues, bit of a disaster, was trying to get to Victorian Frinton, took us to Southend instead

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korikatra: #TemporalTuesday Somewhere in the future my pedicured feet are dancing in a warm ocean.

korikatra: @lousmom313 Come with? *opens time machine door* #supermomsneedtropicalvacations #TemporalTues

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meredeth: i wanna go meet the vulcans in montana! #temporalTues

yoboseiyo: @meredeth can i go home with them? i think i'd prefer it to earth. :P #temporalTuesday

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BC0035:@vonHogflume @Wendell_Howe lends time machines on #TemporalTues, perhaps you could refer people to him [he attends the theatre, too!]

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91st Temporal Tuesday - 29 March

2011-03-30T13:13:00.000-07:00

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Friday, 25 March
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mousewords: Thank you for the #FF, & backatcha! @Wendell_Howe is in 1893, Auckland--makes me wish it was #TemporalTues [Temporal Tuesday] I'd join him!

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I have just finished competing in the first London Marathon held on this day in 1981. Such fun!

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I shall spend the evening visiting the Royal Albert Hall in London in 1871 to celebrate its official opening.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues The official opening of the Royal Albert Hall in London by Queen Victoria went very well indeed. I really enjoyed myself.

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mrrustymonkey: * suddenly, the screen door to the #TemporalTues twitterverse flings open & a monkey doll appears, smiling *

mrrustymonkey: * he skips down the #TemporalTues steps, letting the screen door slam carelessly behind him *

mrrustymonkey: * now, he's out in the old front yard of his memory. it's a beautiful #TemporalTues Spring day *

mrrustymonkey: * he runs over to a cluster of tiny flowers & squats down. this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, we're picking tiny flowers & this bunch is just for you! ;-) It's 1972.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, just look at our yard! It's all covered with Spring! God decided to color everything! :-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, what colors should I pick? There are so many, you see. So much beauty... & all of it - free!

mrrustymonkey: I love the Springtime #TemporalTues. Smell the fragrant air. Nothing, I mean absolutely nothing can compare!

mrrustymonkey: Isn't it funny #TemporalTues, & such a precious prize - how tiny flowers seem so big through a child's eyes!

mrrustymonkey: Don't you remember #TemporalTues, being closer to the ground? Natural objects were our toys & all so easily found.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I see rolly pollys, ants & busy buzzy bees! Psst... all of them are fairies that live within these trees. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, every puddle is a lake & every stream - a river wild! Even ordinary things are most exciting to a child.

mrrustymonkey: Thank you #TemporalTues, I needed your breath of fresh "Spring" air. Lately, I've been feeling all the daily wear & tear.

mrrustymonkey: Think I'll go outside #TemporalTues, & enjoy some colorful fun. And I'll pick enough tiny flowers... for everyone! :-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, "It's time for Spring... It's time for Spring, I say!" To Spring

mrrustymonkey: * runs back inside his childhood #TemporalTues house, with tiny flowers in hand to give to his mammaw *

mrrustymonkey: * whispers, " I love you mammaw! Now let's press these in a frame, so we'll remember this perfect #TemporalTues day! *

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey oh I do hope some of those flowers are a pretty pink! I love #TemporalTues!

Moogie55: Dearest @mrrustymonkey, how I loved today's #TemporalTuestory. This is for you with lots of love xx
Vivaldi - Spring via @youtube

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LadyJrgella: For this #TemporalTues I want to go forward in time to see how this mess turns out. The suspense is killing me o_O_O

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90th Temporal Tuesday - 22 March

2011-03-23T07:16:00.000-07:00

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Monday, 21 March
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vonHogflume: On #TemporalTues I am going to find a time period I have NEVER visited for new experiences. I wonder if King Arthur WAS a good cook?

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Tuesday, 22 March
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LadyJrgella: For #TemporalTues I'd go back and ship my uncle off to his relatives /before/ he got me into this nest of problems ...

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RyanosaurusRex: Ooh, #TemporalTues. Or #temptues, as we need the space to write. ;)

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Mortythemouth: #TemporalTues 2050 "If we had taken better care of our planet when I was young we wouldn't be living underground today."-- President Bieber

Mortythemouth: #TemporalTues 2050 Headline:The greater San Diego/Los Angeles area reached a milestone today,100 million in population.

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vonHogflume: #TemporalTues Ach, I missed it again. Stupid time machine! Well, King Arthur really was a bad cook. His cakes were inedible!

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89th Temporal Tuesday - 15 March

2011-03-16T10:01:00.000-07:00

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Captain_Zaphod: Soon it'll be #temporaltues and then we all can do the time warp again! 9:33 AM Mar 13th via TweetCaster

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Tuesday, 15 March
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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Let's do the Time Warp again!

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (Part 1) 44 BC-Walking down the hall in the Roman Senate & I hear this poor frood muttering behind a curtain,

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (Part 2)"By Jupiter, forgot my knife & here comes Jules down the hall!" He wouldn't accept my atomic disintegrator but

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (Part 3) Brutus happily accepted the knife I swiped from Lion's event at the Colosseum.

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scablander: 1919 - Watching first "Felix the Cat" cartoon, back when he was just "Master Tom" Feline Follies #TemporalTues

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pinkbunnyr
@mrrustymonkey did I miss #TemporalTuesday? Can you use your temporal powers to take me back there? HUGS

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88th Temporal Tuesday - 8 March

2011-03-09T16:41:00.000-08:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1976, took Lilly to go see the rock opera movie premier of "Jesus in Kashmir" in the UK. Robert Plant was a fantastic Jesus.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (part 2)Especially his death scene in Srinagar at the age of 80 years old. I never knew that the signature song Kashmir is a-

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (part 3) spiritual depiction of Jesus's flight to the East to study under Buddhist masters in India

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mrrustymonkey:: The old monkey doll opens the door to the twitterverse & steps outside on a lovely, pastoral #TemporalTues.

mrrustymonkey: He's wearing his khaki pants & Orvis green wellies, topped off with a hand woven #TemporalTues straw hat.

mrrustymonkey: He starts down the #TemporalTues oyster shell road, behind the old house, heading to his favorite spot... the marsh!

mrrustymonkey: Here, he finds his favorite old Oak tree - the one that leans sideways, stretching out into his #TemporalTues baptismal.

mrrustymonkey: This is where he decides to take a seat. Yes, this is his seat on the #TemporalTues time machine!

mrrustymonkey: It's all quiet now, except for the occasional #TemporalTues trickle of water, escaping through a narrow marsh channel or...

mrrustymonkey: ...the cry of a startled #TemporalTues marsh bird, fishing from its' pluff mud plinth. He takes a deep whiff of lowcounty, then...

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, the marsh behind an old house = my heaven. It's 2007.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues The tide's out. And everywhere - thick pungent Pluff Mud...

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues ...Creamy as chocolate mousse & says "Pluff" when I step in it.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues Pluff Mud's the base of the slough - the sediment glue holding the ecosystem together

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues Cord grass & oyster shell. Song of the riverbank.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues I like chasing fiddler crabs into their holes - to wait out the tide. The water is wide!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, listen to the spirits of the marsh tide sing... Down To The River To Pray

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, here's my favorite marsh tide scene! photo

mrrustymonkey: photo #2 - Oh #TemporalTues time machine, here's another perfect scene!

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey oh i love #temporaltuesday!

mrrustymonkey: *blows a big #TemporalTues kiss to @pasikas & gives @pinkbunnyr a "drive by" smooch. skips back to the house, to take off his muddy wellies*

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vonHogflume: Ah #TemporalTues - Queen Victoria's first language was German. At three years old she learnt to speak English…(continued)

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues I almost feel sorry for Eva Braun. She had such a horrid boyfriend.

vonHogflume: #TemporalTues - Judith of Bavaria, Queen of the Franks, 819-840AD. I wonder who was queen of the men not named Frank? She wouldn't tell me.

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scablander: International Women's Day - a video celebrating great women through history: Tribute to the Women of the World - Hero by Mariah #TemporalTues

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87th Temporal Tuesday - 1 March

2011-03-02T09:35:00.001-08:00

Cookiemouse: #TemporalTues Hawking Predicts Time Travel

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Captain_Zaphod: Terra Nova is based off notes I sold them to FOX after a #TemporalTues expedition to the land of the lost. My version had less clothing.

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2ndthoughtsgirl: playing Strawberry Shortcake Dolls in my lawn..Lemon Meringue was being buried by Luke Skywalker #TemporalTues

2ndthoughtsgirl: my house is spotless, I have a chef, maid and laundry person. I am happy. #TemporalTues

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DouglasCootey: Want to play w/ #TemporalTues, but my day feels like I'm in an hourglass filled w/ ping pong balls. Besides, there are free pancakes to eat.

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mrrustymonkey: * sticks his monkey head into the #TemporalTues twitterverse, noticing an overcast sky *

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey Monkey!!!! Glad to see you. Hope you get a chance to meet my friend @followthewabbit. *Pinky sits to hear #TemporalTuesday*

mrrustymonkey: * walks into the yard of an old #TemporalTues church & takes a seat on a bench overlooking the river *

mrrustymonkey: * stares @ the same #TemporalTues vista that has been enjoyed for centuries & remembers the last time he sat here with his friend *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, an old gothic house becomes someone's heaven. It's 2007.

mrrustymonkey: Someone special's coming home #TemporalTues, & for the very 1st time! Today, this old house is ready to shine!

mrrustymonkey: Big events are planned #TemporalTues, & we're anxious to see... a gathering of the historic Kirk family!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, there'll be a Confederate Cross placed by the UDC & then a marker dedication by the SCV.

mrrustymonkey: & then #TemporalTues, I'll give a really big hand... as "Dixie" is played by the "Un-Reconstructed" band!

mrrustymonkey: Now come on #TemporalTues, let's go fill our plate... with some lowcountry boil before it's too late!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I think I just saw this old house smile? She hasn't felt THIS loved in a very long while

mrrustymonkey: Did I say "house" #TemporalTues? There were 2 grand ladies you see...& both provided this museum for me.

mrrustymonkey: Now I'm skipping ahead #TemporalTues to yesterday, 2011. There was another homecoming in the "real" heaven.

mrrustymonkey: What can I say #TemporalTues? Where should I begin? I miss my friend. :-( Yes, I miss my friend. Miss Kathryn.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, today, this very old house will sing.... 10,000 Miles

mrrustymonkey: * closes the door to the #TemporalTues twitterverse & heads off to his room in the very old house *

BlindMaximus: @mrrustymonkey I always love #TemporalTues.

mrrustymonkey: I'm so glad you enjoy my #TemporalTues time travels @BlindMaximus. Everyone can take a ride you know! Where would you go?

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mousewords: .@Wendell_Howe Today for #temporalTues I inadvertently traveled back to a time when no one carried a phone strapped to the hip! Dark ages

mousewords: Taken back to a time when I had no mobile phone, I found myself oddly disconnected, adrift in a swirling current of Destiny- #TemporalTues

mousewords: no knowing what was happening in the world outside my immediate vicinity, no camaraderie with which to share observations, #TemporalTues

mousewords: I wondered, "What did I /do/ with myself in these old days? How did I get by?" At last, I decided to embrace the opportunity #TemporalTues

mousewords: to relive the 90's. I walked in brisk sunshine, reaching out with my senses, like tremulous fingers, to touch Nature's face #TemporalTues

mousewords: ..But instead of emotions, my senses brought dullness; padded from mute inability to clarify impressions with words. #TemporalTues

mousewords: Unable to tweet, "It's cool &gorgeous in the sunshine today," I had no way of realizing that it was. #TemporalTues

mousewords: I shook off the disturbing notion & went about my errands. Little help; quickly I realized the loneliness of my solitude. #TemporalTues

mousewords: "Do you know anything about archiving paper?" I polled a hapless woman standing next to me in the office supply store. #TemporalTues

mousewords: "No..I'm sorry I can't help you." "It's ok. At least I get to browse office supplies!" "Oh, office supplies are great!" #TemporalTues

mousewords: For a moment, I felt a flicker of familiar camaraderie: shared geekiness. #TemporalTues

mousewords: Errands complete, I with my deafened senses faced a vast parking lot, reliant upon wits,hunches &guesswork to locate my ride.. #TemporalTues

mousewords: when, in the 21st century, the same could be accomplished with a moment's text: "Where r u?" Suddenly I felt not just alone- #TemporalTues

mousewords: -but vulnerable. #TemporalTues

mousewords: Then I drew myself up; felt a cool breeze of freedom whisk thru my hair; surveyed the world affirming, "I can do this." #TemporalTues

mousewords: I knew whispers of the old independence that was mine in days when I carried only a quarter & a dime, "For emergencies." #TemporalTues

mousewords: It was knowledge worth packing into my bag, taking with me as I returned to the present. My phone sat right where I'd left it- #TemporalTues

mousewords: But I didn't rush to tweet&text, browse&read. I took a moment to remember the sensations of Life, the thrum of my own courage #TemporalTues

mousewords: back in the days when I had no phone with me. #TemporalTues /end

mousewords: XD That's my title, right there! #TemporalTues RT @mikeneumann: @mousewords In other words, "Christine forgot her phone." ;-)

mousewords: Where would you go, when would you visit, if you had a time machine? @Wendell_Howe lets us borrow his every #TemporalTues :)

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theatermonkey: I zone out a bit from the turbulent, uncertain twenty-teens to find myself in a strange wilderness that resembled not that of #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: my reality but a mish-mash of present, mythical, fictional, and seemingly-once-extinct beasts and flora. The warm, earthy soil #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: moves slowly down as I cautiously step forward, still unsure of whether I'm dreaming. Small, vibrant fae chitter and squeak at #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: me. My senses finally return to me to the point where I don't care about if this is dream or reality, I just want to figure #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: out where I am and what to do next. A giant ent slowly stomped forward nearby, shaking the forest. I scramble to grab one of #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: the many numerous vines wrapped around his body. I, soaked with adrenaline, monkey my way up the ancient, lumbering treemen as #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: fast as I can. After a good half-an-hour climb, I reach the top to see cling to swaying, thin branches.The sight that greets #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: me astounds to the point where I almost lose my grip. The New York I know is at the center of what seems to be a flower of #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: ever taller, skyscraper-trees that seems to be a mix of light green and blue. The very city is dotted with many manners of #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: creatures flying, swimming, and walking. This world I see is ever so weird but familiar too. Settled in, the ent starts #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: shaking as hard as it can. I struggle as hard as I can to maintain my grip but I lose that battle. I'm flinged quickly into #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: the air. I accept that I'm leaving this world as soon as I came when someone grabs my hand and carefully decreases my #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: momentum. I look up to see a rather familiar face, grown rather older. It's me. He chuckles at my surprise and says, #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: "Welcome to the future, at least the one where you succeeded in our civilization's survival and several other rather, odd #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: things. This is what awaits you if we don't screw up our chance on earth as its civilization. Make this future, young one." #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: He lets my hand, and I fall to the ground, suddenly finding myself back in the cafeteria chair, staring at my laptop. #TemporalTues

theatermonkey: A great many things will need to be done. #TemporalTues

mousewords: Dude!! Read @theatermonkey's #TemporalTues tweets - his Temporal Tuesday time travel whisks imagination away to another world..or is it?

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Wendell_Howe: #TemporalTues I would like to go back and see the extinct 12 foot moa. (But not giant Haast's Eagle that hunted them.) (picture of said beasties)

Wendell_Howe: I mean any eagle that could take down a 12 foot bird could easily take down a 5'10'' man, right? #TemporalTues

@dizzheart: @Wendell_Howe Could take him up as well, which seems the real danger to me. I hate heights myself.

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scablander: For #TemporalTues a bit of history, the most famous fan film of all time: HARDWARE WARS! http://bit.ly/e9Fawl

scablander: Don't laugh. Hardware Wars cost $8,000 and made $1,000,000, giving it a higher profit ratio than Star Wars. #TemporalTues

joqatana: @scablander I LOVE HARDWARE WARS #TemporalTues

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86th Temporal Tuesday - 22 February

2011-02-23T10:52:00.000-08:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 10/21/1962 hid behind curtain as JFK approved nuclear action against USSR. World War 3 lasted only 2 days: Today In Alternate History

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mrrustymonkey: Mud pies...mud pies... That reminds me...it's #TemporalTues & I used to make lots of mud pies!

mrrustymonkey: * opens the door to the #TemporalTues playground. chooses to run toward a big mud puddle, left by yesterday's rain *

mrrustymonkey: * carefully squats down & digs out a clump of #TemporalTues mud, squishing it into a ball & then pounding it flat *

mrrustymonkey: * stacks his #TemporalTues creations into a pancake pile & smiles. he realizes that these are his muddy little memories *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues we're making a mess, but it's so much fun! It's 1971.

mrrustymonkey: We're sculpting mud pies #TemporalTues, for our pretend bakery. The fun we've made is rich, yet the ingredients are free.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues - We shout, "Paddy cake, Paddy cake, Baker's man! Bake me a cake as fast as you can!" And then...

mrrustymonkey: We pass out pies #TemporalTues, to all our nursery school friends. Now this is when the mess really begins!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, some kids start throwing mud & a "food fight" ensues. Within minutes, everyone's breaking the rules!

mrrustymonkey: But we're the one's #TemporalTues, who will surely have to pay. We'll have to give up our next day of play. :-(

mrrustymonkey: We don't care #TemporalTues. We were just hungry, you see. We needed an outlet for our creativity!

mrrustymonkey: What did we learn #TemporalTues? What was our lesson this time? Along with the sunshine, there's gotta be a little rain sometimes.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, a couple of nursery school bakers sing... Rose Garden

mrrustymonkey: * runs back inside to wash his hands @ the #TemporalTues sink. then blows a big kiss to @pasikas & exits the twitterverse, stage right *

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anachronisma: I am going back to the later part of the 12th century to see Lincoln Cathedral as it is first being finished this #temporaltues

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korikat: I want to go to the future. Not far...just 5 months ahead to a summer's night full of stars. #TemporalTuesday

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meredeth: i wouldn't mind heading back to 1853 to see matthew perry's Black Ships show up on Japanese shores. #TemporalTues

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Pictmatrix: 1825 - Lousis D'Amboise, you're a rotten mother! You only wanted the money! *hits her over the head with a shovel* #TemporalTues

Pictmatrix: 1825 - George Spence. Learn to write you stupid, worthless, illiterate lawyer! AND LEARN PUNCTUATION! *batters with a stick* #TemporalTues

Wendell_A_Howe: @Pictmatrix My word! You ARE a brutal literary critic! Almost as bad as George Bernard Shaw. #TemporalTues

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85th Temporal Tuesday - 15 February

2011-02-16T12:19:00.003-08:00

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transmitdisrupt: I managed to convince myself it was Tuesday for five minutes just now. Temporal Tuesday bubble. Now crushing realisation that it's Monday.

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mrrustymonkey: * pops his monkey head into the #TemporalTues twitterverse, all excited - knowing that this is no ordinary school day! *

mrrustymonkey: * rides in a book satchel to the #TemporalTues school room. sits down @ his desk & reaches inside to get out crayons, scissors & glue *

mrrustymonkey: * waits on the #TemporalTues teacher to pass out sheets of red construction paper. folds the pieces in half & cuts out heart shapes *

mrrustymonkey: * takes out the #TemporalTues glue & sprinkles glitter on 1. adds a paper doily to another. but adds candy to the 1 that's extra special! *

mrrustymonkey: * delivers these Valentines to the classroom mail bag that's taped to the #TemporalTues chalk board. then closes his eyes &...*

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, there's too much sugar in the air & this ain't no jive! It's 1975.

mrrustymonkey: It's Valentine's Day #TemporalTues & we're eating iced cupcakes. And there are red hots & pop rocks for goodness' sake!

mrrustymonkey: But our favorite candy #TemporalTues, are the conversation hearts. They say "groovy" & "dyn-o-mite" - tiny heart shaped art!

mrrustymonkey: We glue them down #TemporalTues to our paper valentines. But the most elaborate ones, will never dry it time...

mrrustymonkey: ...to be passed out #TemporalTues, but no one really cares. As I mentioned before, there's too much sugar in the air!

mrrustymonkey: Now it's time #TemporalTues, for me to peek around & see... if my special childhood friend likes their Valentine from me?

mrrustymonkey: Thank you #TemporalTues, this was a sweet trip back in time, when love was as simple as candy, & candy only cost a dime.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, let the candy kisses of childhood sing... Love Will Keep Us Together

mrrustymonkey: *quickly gathers up his #TemporalTues memories & puts them back in his desk. hops in the book satchel & waits for the school bell to ring*

BlindMaximus: @mrrustymonkey very "sweet" #TemporalTues

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey my Girl particularly liked today's #TemporalTuesday. Thank you! HUGS

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey oh yay! *Pinky gives MRM a huge hug* I have missed you! Hoppy post-birthday, my most poetic friend!!

mrrustymonkey: I'm so glad you liked my #TemporalTues @pinkbunnyr. * passes his friend a little pink heart that says "Be Mine" & ;- *)

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey oh YUM!!! *Pinky waggles her cottontail happily* thank you!!

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scablander: #TemporalTues Going back to June 1953 and talking my parents out of getting married or they'll beget me.

hamsterabout: @scablander #TemporalTues Classic temporal paradox averted by the powers that be, and will be again :)

Pictmatrix: @scablander NOOOOO!! *Swift tackle! Chloroform! No apologies!* O_O

TomYHowe: @scablander What???!! But then the famous novelist never would be born and we'd be left without Ser and Sherman and Wendell! Bad idear.

scablander: #TemporalTues Okay, but can at least get them to change my name to Patricia Briggs? (Never mind, not that crazy about horses.)

jeanettemarsh: @scablander You're not allowed to change your name from Jeanette - or I'll get upset!!!

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84th Temporal Tuesday - 8 February

2011-02-09T13:09:00.000-08:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt1 England 1671 took Lilly to see Isaac Newton's demonstration of the reflecting telescope to the Royal Society. To her I ~

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt2 ~whisper Issac's brother, Figby, also was an inventor. She replied, Sir Issac Newton's brother, Figby? What did he invent?

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt3 He invented a cookie, I reply. (She groans) Oh Zaphod, you don't mean? I certainly do Lilly. He invented...the Fig Newton!

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mrrustymonkey: * pops his monkey head into the #TemporalTues twitterverse, feeling fractional - like his painting is always unfinished *

mrrustymonkey: * sits on the floor in his #TemporalTues studio & stares @ the blank wall. then closes his eyes &... *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, we're single & we're lonely. Life's all work & no fun. It's 1991.

mrrustymonkey: It's Valentine's Day #TemporalTues, but there's no valentine for us. We want flowers & candy & the usual fuss. :-)

mrrustymonkey: But more than this #TemporalTues, we want that love from our dreams - the kind of love that just bursts at the seams!

mrrustymonkey: Does true love exist #TemporalTues, will we find our soul mate? We're anxious, passing time with these mediocre dates.

mrrustymonkey: Why did we come back here #TemporalTues? What did I come here to see? Well, I see me when I wasn't so lucky.

mrrustymonkey: Now let's go forward #TemporalTues. Tonight, we'll cuddle & hug. I'll feel loved & as snug as a bug in a rug!

mrrustymonkey: Thank you #TemporalTues. I needed your mirror to "see" - to remember what's most important to me.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, tonight for my valentine, it's time to sing... Baby, Baby

mrrustymonkey: Yes you can certainly be one of my valentines this year @MissyDeer! It's nice to have valentines & I'm glad you liked my #TemporalTues !

mrrustymonkey: Thank you @Wendell_Howe for last week's #FollowFriday! Thank you for allowing me to travel on your #TemporalTues time machine each week. :-)

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Wendell_Howe: #TemporaITues I would like to go back (no wait, forward) to 2011 and ride in the Sherlock Holmes Museum's Hanson Cab.

Wendell_Howe: #TemporaITues Then I would visit the Sherlock Holmes Museum. You can join me on a virtual and video tour.

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vonHogflume: Ach! I missed #TemporalTuesday again. Why does it have to be Tuesdays? I would find Wednesdays better. The Tuesday button keeps jamming.

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83rd Temporal Tuesday - 1 February

2011-02-02T17:09:00.000-08:00

mrrustymonkey: * pops his monkey head into the #TemporalTues twitterverse, feeling as if he's been in some kind of frozen suspension *

mrrustymonkey: * takes out his tiny #TemporalTues snow globe & shakes it for a moment. waits for the flurries to become still. then closes his eyes &...*

mrrustymonkey: Today on the #TemporalTues, I'm peering into a snow globe heaven! It's last week, 2011.

mrrustymonkey: I'm in NYC #TemporalTues, & this snow just won't stop! What will happen ( I'm afraid! ) if the temperature drops?

mrrustymonkey: I wake up #TemporalTues in a city that doesn't sleep, to meet some kings of this hill - the very top of this heap! ;-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I lunch @ Olives, dine @ Gotham & shop @ fantastic stores! People watching is fun. I never get bored.

mrrustymonkey: And then #TemporalTues, I can hardly wait... to climb the Empire State Building... like that great King Kong ape!

mrrustymonkey: Will I make it home #TemporalTues? Guess we'll just wait & see? Hey mommy, don't forget to pack your little monkey!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, this "monkey about town" is ready to sing... New York New York

mrrustymonkey: * opens his #TemporalTues eyes & smiles @ the NYC snow globe sitting on the shelf. yes he's home, in his room, in the very old house *

Moogie55: @mrrustymonkey Glad you had a lovely time in NYC, but VERY glad you're back. No #TemporalTues story last week :-o, we were lost without you

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ExplodingDragon: I think for #temporaltuesday I would like to go ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE.

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Wendell_Howe: Maybe I'd go back and get love advice from Venice's most famous native, Giacomo Casanova. #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: Or maybe not. If Casanova was that great a lover, why couldn't he hang onto one woman? #TemporalTues

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues took Lilly to 2062, needed to see what the ground looked like way under the Jetson's apartment building. Couldn't find it...

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82nd Temporal Tuesday - 25 January

2011-01-26T10:02:00.000-08:00

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Mortythemouth: #MuseumMonday I traveled back to 1911 Seattle,found a guaranteed car repair shop and a chimney expert. @MOHAI #TemporalTues

Mortythemouth: Broke the rules again. In a 24 hour world you can have your #MuseumMonday & #TemporalTues too.

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Wendell_Howe: 2658 Washington DC - I guess this is a #TemporalTues for me. I'll be taking John Mix Stanley back to the Smithsonian--well, his works anyway

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ProNetworkBuild: Ola! @nospankyou @samuel_clemons check this out: RT @Wendell_Howe It's #TemporalTues http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ Time Machine

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fangarius: @Wendell_Howe Actually TZ Fanger claims I've got to counsel some guy named Rollo who used a Time Helmet from 1890 #TemporalTues

Wendell_A_Howe: @fangarius Mind if I put your time travel blog: Fangarian Chronicles in #TemporalTues (Oh dear, apparently I just did.)

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NoSpankYou: April 5,1990 - My 1st #TemporalTues will be spent taking care of a personal item...sorry, but it's at the top of my list.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues took Lilly to Jan 25th, 1924 to attend the 1st Winter Olympic games opening in Chamonix, France. Not a single snow bunny! :(

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pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey miss you Monkey! Did I miss #TemporalTuesday yesterday? I do so look forward to it.

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81st Temporal Tuesday - 18 January

2011-01-19T10:00:00.000-08:00

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt. 1 New York City circa 1912 taking on the pseudonym Otto Titzling, as Lilly had wanted to try her hand singing opera.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt. 2 she took the name Swanhilda Olafsen. I'd decided to try inventing things but my inventions were failures.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues pt. 3 the future of this hobby was bleak. So I went to the opera at least 2x a week. 1 night at the opera I saw Lilly who's .

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 4) t-ts were so big they'd often impede her. Bug-eyed I watched her fall into the pit, done in by

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 5) the weight of those incredible t-ts. Oh, my god! Aerodynamically my babe was a mess. I eye-balled my comatose diva.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 5) suddenly I felt the fire of inspiration my flood my soul. I knew what he had to do! So, I ran back to my Airship.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 7) Once aboard the Airship Heart of Gold I called out Eddie! The ship responded, "Hi there, this is..." Can it, says I

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 8) Eddie, I've found his quest: create for me something to lift and mold the female breast; to make the small ones big &

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 9) to keep the big ones high and dry! "Yes sir!" And it appeared before my 3 eyes - this worlds invented the worlds 1st

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 10) over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray! Drunk but ecstatic I ran down the street to the Lilly's house bearing the

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 11) prototype, a bottle of old Janx spirits & a pair of glasses in my 3 hot little hands. It's about time she exclaimed!

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 12) she went behind the changing screen & let out a sigh of relief so loud that it was mistaken by some to be the

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 13) early onset of the Winds which would often roll through the Deserts of Dune with a vengeance! Ahhhhh-i!

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 14) But little did either of us know, at the moment of this great triumph, lurking under the Lilly's bed was none other

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 15) than the very worst of the French patent thieves (& perverts) Philippe DeBrassiere & Phil was watching the scene with

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 16) & Phil was watching the scene with a great deal of interest! (who could blame him? So was I) Later that night while

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 17)we slept, Philippe softly crept into the wardrobe & fumbled through knickers and corsets galore, 'til he found

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 18) Otto's (my) titsling & he ran out the door. Crying, "I'm gonna be a millionaire! Every woman in the world will

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 19) wanna buy one. I can take this Victoria and have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan. It'll be her secret."

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (pt. 20) The result of this swindle is pointedly clear: Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere? Damn industrial theft

The_Hoopy_Frood: I highly recommend you #Follow @Captain_Zaphod for the rest of the #TemporalTues tale

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mrrustymonkey: * opens a door in the twitterverse, on this #TemporalTues, all bundled up & ready to play in the snow *

mrrustymonkey: * steps outside, blows on his mittens & decides to take a seat on his #TemporalTues swing set. then, he closes his eyes & ...*

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, the yard's all snowy white & heavenly! It's 1970.

mrrustymonkey: It's snowing #TemporalTues, at our old childhood house! And we're playing outside... as long as mammaw allows. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, we're building a friend - like the one from our book. We're trying to copy that illustrator's look...

mrrustymonkey: ...of the jolliest of snowmen #TemporalTues, with 2 sparkling coal eyes. But our version's...abstract. Are you really surprised? ;-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, our friend's eyes are twigs. And I sorry to gripe, but I wish we could borrow our dad's smoking pipe?

mrrustymonkey: Now we're finished #TemporalTues, but it's the same with the snow. The temperature's rising - Frosty's starting to go.

mrrustymonkey: As the snow melts #TemporalTues, we cry & we cry! We're not ready to tell Mr. Frosty goodbye.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, @ bedtime we pray that our snow friend won't leave. Now, guess what miracle God has up his sleeve?

mrrustymonkey: Tomorrow morning #TemporalTues, I'll look out to see... a determined little snowman still waiting for me!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, remembering Mr. Frosty makes me sing... Snowbird

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, show me again that Frosty scene! photo

Moogie55: @mrrustymonkey Another lovely #TemporalTues tale, thank you so much for sharing your special memories with us. Luv & uggs from Wales ;o) xx

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meredeth: today, i'm missing my little papery bits. i think i'll head back to the library of alexandria for a community moment. #temporaltues

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Wendell_Howe: I would love to take Mathew Brady ahead in time so he could see his legacy. He is our greatest record of the Civil War. #TemporalTues

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scablander: #TemporalTues Going back to 1965 to watch this Chinese classic animation of the Monkey King kicking butts in Heaven. Havoc in Heaven

scablander: The gong music and odd makeup are all to emulate the Chinese Opera. Monkey King is a favorite in that art form, too. #TemporalTues

joqatana: @scablander Did you see Jet Li as Monkey King in Forbidden Kingdom? I loved him in that. #TemporalTues

scablander: @joqatana Jet definitely made one of the sexier Monkey King portrayals. :-) #TemporalTues

joqatana: @scablander I just loved seeing him having FUN. He's always so serious! #TemporalTues

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80th Temporal Tuesday - 11 January

2011-01-11T19:53:00.000-08:00

Lolitatype45: Really need @Wendell_Howe's #TemporalTues Time Machine. My dematerialization circuit has been stolen so can't get about the way I'd like.

Wendell_A_Howe: @Lolitatype45 Ouch, that sounds painful. Do help yourself to #TemporalTues

Lolitatype45: Right. Need to find out /when/ everything went wrong. How does this thing work? Ah, this button here then... Oh no... #TemporalTues

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Scaramanga_007: @Wendell_Howe I would go back to the Great Library of Alexandria before it was destroyed! #TemporalTues

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mrrustymonkey: * pops his monkey head into the twitterverse, on this #TemporalTues, & notices that it's a beautiful day! *

mrrustymonkey: * feels the incredible force of balance in the #TemporalTues twitterverse. all things seem as they should be *

mrrustymonkey: * grips a role of #TemporalTues toilet paper, while looking directly at a place known as Toomer's Corner & :-) *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, a town called Auburn = our heaven. It's 1957.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, Grandaddy's in college. His whole life is ahead. These are his easiest of days. There is nothing to dread.

mrrustymonkey: This is where it began #TemporalTues, that "peace" of finding one's place. For Grandaddy, it's a feeling that all of life won't erase.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, this was the 1st National Championship for our orange & blue. But it was a year of championship for Grandaddy too!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, now I'm moving ahead to last night, 2011. And, once again, we're in National Championship heaven.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, last night's win was so thrilling! I didn't get much sleep. And I screamed so much, I can hardly speak!

mrrustymonkey: Thank you #TemporalTues, you've been a mighty nice host! I have enjoyed this time machine ride the most!

mrrustymonkey: Thank you God! Prayers ARE answered. You just have to #TemporalTues believe. Now I'm off - cause Toomer's Corner is waiting for me!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, today for Grandaddy, the twitterverse sings...Beautiful Day

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, now let me share an exciting scene! Toomer's Corner - National Champions - 2011

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DeborahCJenkins: Today on this #TemporalTues, a town called Auburn = our heaven. It's 1957. xx

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Jan. 11th, 1569 lost the 1st recorded lottery in England, drawn in St Paul's Cathedral. Shazbot.

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79th Temporal Tuesday - 4 Janaury

2011-01-05T12:59:00.000-08:00

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Captain_Zaphod: T.W. pt1 not- #TemporalTues but similar. Lilly & I take Global Airlines Flight 33, en route from London to New York City. 4:10 PM Dec 29th, 2010

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Pictmatrix: Wanting a quick word with Allan MacPherson, a planter residing in Berbice, Guyana, 1804. Dr Howe I need your #TemporalTues Time Machine!

Wendell_Howe: @Pictmatrix Of course! The #TemporalTues Time Machine is all yours.

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mrrustymonkey: * leaps out of his monkey bed, with a great big smile on his face, because today is #TemporalTues! *

mrrustymonkey: * almost runs to his #TemporalTues computer, so he can stick his monkey head into the tweetest of places... the twitterverse! *

mrrustymonkey: *notices #TemporalTues, the twitterverse is a brilliance of twinkling stars, or perhaps fireflies glowing with creativity?* 28 seconds ago

mrrustymonkey: * feels part of a whole on this #TemporalTues. & realizes that this is where he belongs, @ this time, & smiles *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I've found a voice for the very first time! I'm tweeting away! It's 2009.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I signed up for twitter - think I'll give it a try? My background page is a twitter blue sky!

mrrustymonkey: And #TemporalTues, I've found others like me - which is a good sign. And tweeting, you see, seems to help me unwind.

mrrustymonkey: Who should I follow #TemporalTues? Will they mind? Will they care? I see a nice looking fellow whose name is @thisbear.

mrrustymonkey: What about monkeys #TemporalTues? I see a chap named @ramiers. There's @cyberbongo & @Kolo_Martin. There's a cartoon @missydeer!

mrrustymonkey: Will they follow back #TemporalTues? Let's try it & see. I like the looks of those puppets, the ones named @Happpiii! :-)

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, the twitterverse is pet friendly - there are real dogs & cats! There are writers & artists & even vampire bats!

mrrustymonkey: I can talk to #s, color crayons, share twitpics & play. But @Wendell_Howe 's #TemporalTues is my tweestest day!

mrrustymonkey: This is fun #TemporalTues, let's go forward & see... how many tweets that I follow are #FF following me!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, tonight in the twitterverse, those fireflies will sing! Fireflies

pinkbunnyr: @mrrustymonkey *Pinky swoons* oh, Monkey, your tweets are so wonderful! They are like poetry! I look forward to #TemporalTuesday every week!

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Today Lilly & I travelled to Jan 4th 1907 London, to attend the premier of George Bernard Shaw's "Don Juan in Hell".

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Mortythemouth: Today I @Travelwriticus back to 1890 and almost bought the Eiffel Tower from Victor Lustig. #TravelTuesday #TemporalTues

Mortythemouth: On this #TravelTuesday I journeyed to Little John's grave and found the Robin Hood connection.@UrbanGhosts #TemporalTues

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Wendell_Howe: 1864 DC - Sitting here having a cuppa, daydreaming. It's #TemporalTues I wonder what it would be like to have a TARDIS like @Lolitatype45 ?

Wendell_Howe: Just think, I could anywhere, anywhen with @Lolitatype45 I wouldn't be stuck with just the Victorian age. But where to go on #TemporalTues

Lolitatype45: @Wendell_Howe (Dr Howe, soon as I get my dematerialization circuit back, fancy a weekend break somewhen and somewhere nice?)

Wendell_Howe: I've always wanted to see ancient Greece. I only get to see relics of it in museums. I'd have @Lolitatype45 take me to Athens! #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: #TemporalTues I would go to the ancient Acropolis & visit 1st art museum! Hmm, you don't think I'm stuck in a rut, do you @Lolitatype45 ?

Lolitatype45: @Wendell_Howe (Not at all Dr Howe. Sorry for whispering, don't want to draw too much attention at the moment. )

Wendell_Howe: @Lolitatype45 After running around with a crazy adrenaline junkie Time Lord, always putting you in harms way, I must seem like a Holiday.

Lolitatype45 @Wendell_A_Howe (My dear Dr Howe, you are an absolute dream!)

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scablander: #TemporalTues Going back to 1981 and find out when THIS episode of Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy was made. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Daleks

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fangarius: Though I'm a bit late for TemporalTues, I did travel via Phantom Tollbooth & took Tock to Chronopolis. #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: @fangarius You made #TemporalTues...but then it is Time Travel, so being late is easily fixed.

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vonHogflume: Oh dear, I have missed #TemporalTuesday again. I must fix my time machine, or my alarm clock.

vonHogflume: Ah, that appears to have worked. #TimeMachine

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78th Temporal Tuesday - 28 December

2010-12-29T18:53:00.000-08:00

Cookiemouse: #TemporalTues Back to my future wife, the Easter Bunny #Hefner

Cookiemouse: #2010memories #iprefer #TemporalTues #Hefner Saint Expédit helps if you spread the word

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Pictmatrix: A HUGE big thank you to @Wendell_A_Howe for the use of his #TemporalTues Time Machine! Dr. Wendell A. Howe, you are a GENIUS sir!♥

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mrrustymonkey: * pops his monkey head into the twitterverse, his hand holding an old piece of #TemporalTues string *

mrrustymonkey: * sits down on a #TemporalTues shelf, closes his eyes & thinks about all the colors in a rainbow *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, I'm a Christmas present under somebody's tree! It's 1933

mrrustymonkey: I'm in a colorful box #TemporalTues, tied with ribbons & a bow! I'm ready to pop out & get on with this show!

mrrustymonkey: Who am I kidding #TemporalTues, I know the real score. I'm on a shelf in a store. I'm not "new" anymore

mrrustymonkey: I'm in a storage box #TemporalTues, tied with old packing string, dreaming of the love that I'll someday bring...

mrrustymonkey: ...to someone special #TemporalTues, will it be a girl or a boy? I wonder who's waiting for my kind of toy?

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, it's dark in here. I can't see a thing. But with my imagination...I've got the world on a string!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, while I wait in this dark, I might as well sing...I've Got the World On a String

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Love__Lace: Tucking in - 1822 #TemporalTues I drift & hear,"...a slumbering thought, is capable of years, and curdles a long life into one hour." Byron

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Took Lilly to 12/28/1895, to see the world's first commercial movie screening at the Grand Cafe in Paris.

Captain_Zaphod: T.W. pt1 not- #TemporalTues but similar. Lilly & I take Global Airlines Flight 33, en route from London to New York City

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Wendell_Howe: #TemporalTues wish I could take Phillip Reid to see President Obama's Inauguration. (If you don't know who he is, see blogspot)

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mousewords: Actually wound up being very productive today! Now relaxing with "Back to the Future 3" (appropriate for #temporaltues day) :)

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77th Temporal Tuesday - 21 December

2010-12-22T10:38:00.000-08:00

mrrustymonkey: * wakes up on this #TemporalTues, exhausted with "lunar red" eyes. seems he stayed up too late last night, talking to the moon. *

mrrustymonkey: * drives his little #TemporalTues car down "A" roads & "B" roads, & ends up at a beautiful garden, across a pond *

mrrustymonkey: * takes his bouquet of #TemporalTues flowers into this Garden of Remembrance & places them on a granite monument *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, it's too late to change their fate. The world seems filled with hate. It's December, 1988.

mrrustymonkey: Where did it go #TemporalTues, to feel safe in the air - to be able to board a plane without care?

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, these were innocent lives lost & students just like me. Killing them was a crime, yet the criminals go free?

mrrustymonkey: Now I'm in Scotland #TemporalTues & it's been 8 years. Remembering that day still brings me to tears.

mrrustymonkey: I'm in the cemetery #TemporalTues. My hand rubs across names. And I think of those terrorists still to blame.

mrrustymonkey: They ruined lives #TemporalTues - left a scar on this town. Forever, Lockerbie will wear a dark frown.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, I hang my head as I watch this scene...ITN Report: Lockerbie

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, for the Maid of The Seas, let the maestro sing...Losing My Religion

Moogie55: What a sad #TemporalTues today @mrrustymonkey , I knew a lady on that plane, she lived less than a mile from where I am right now :-(

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Dec. 21st 1620 handed out "Don't kill the natives" flyers to 103 Mayflower pilgrims as they landed at Plymouth Rock.

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Wendell_Howe: 2657 Copenhagen - Now at statue of Christian X, wishing I could see Denmark's finest hour. Denmark's Answer to the Final Solution #TemporalTues

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scablander: #TemporalTues Going back to find out when this was filmed.
video Never knew Laurel and Hardy were Santana fans.

hamsterabout:@Wendell_Howe scablander in posted #TemporalTues Laurel and Hardy movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SvuNcPx2dg Way Out West (no Santa) [The original film clip - for you history buffs]

hamsterabout: #TemporalTues I am the Supporting Artist (Extra) who waves at the Stage Coach, next to the kids in the “back projection”… or am I ? *winks

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76th Temporal Tuesday - 14 December

2010-12-15T11:48:00.000-08:00

SaraDion: For this #TemporalTues, maybe I'll go back to ancient Greece and chill with some philosophers.

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Ada___: CANNONBALL! #TemporalTues *splash* It's Friday; I'm In Love :) I've missed you dear @Wendell_Howe ♫ blip.fm

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drewt333: This #TemporalTues I'm heaing back to Black Friday for some last minute shopping

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mrrustymonkey: * pops his monkey head into the twitterverse to turn up the thermostat. rubs his hands together & looks for the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, we're on a vacation that seems long overdue. It's 1992.

tweetypie54: @mrrustymonkey #TemporalTues #tootytuesdayhellooo

mrrustymonkey: We're in Aruba #TemporalTues - the island of winds. Relaxation & excitement's about to begin!

mrrustymonkey: We drive jeeps #TemporalTues, round the island for fun. Later, we'll go snorkeling & basque the sun!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, we soak up the spa & shop all the shops. We snack on plantain chips & drink strange soda pops.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, we're off to Carlos'n & Charlie's & then the casino to win. And tomorrow... we'll do it all over again!

tweetypie54: RT @mrrustymonkey: We drive jeeps #TemporalTues, round the island for fun. Later, we'll go snorkeling & basque the sun! so fun

mrrustymonkey: Wait #TemporalTues, can I enjoy one more breeze... from the divi divi trees... before I go home & freeze? :-)

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, a thawed out monkey is ready to sing...Kokomo

Moogie55: Aruba @mrrustymonkey #TemporalTues, how exotic, we have Caldy Island =D xx

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scablander: Just say no to drugs, or you might become a mass murderer, like Hitler, the meth user. High Hitler

@Michael_Henry_ @scablander Which came first, the murder or the meth?

@scablander @Michael_Henry_ Good question. One wonders how history would have been changed in Hitler just smoked pot.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues stardate 4523.7 picked up Lilly's tribble fur coat from Klingon furriers. We then went to the south pole Dec 14, 1911 (cont)

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues (cont) had hot cocoa ready so we could congratulate Roald Amundsen's becoming the 1st explorer to reach the South Pole.

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fangarius: It's Night Gallery Detour in TemporalTues with a Twilight Zone Twist! #TemporalTues

fangarius: First up Crow buys Tom a Diary which once belonged to a girl owning a Talky Tina doll, back in 1967! #TemporalTues

fangarius: Meanwhile Gypsy helps Henry Corwin play Santa to give Pamela's husband ethereal earmuffs in 1975! Imagine! #TemporalTues

fangarius: Then, my relations, The Addams Family discover A Nice Place to Visit as Gomez visits his hippie cousin there in 1972 #TemporalTues

@scablander: Speaking of Twilight Zone, for your consideration, @fangarius -- The Lost Episode #TemporalTues

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75th Temporal Tuesday - 7 December

2010-12-08T08:57:00.000-08:00

mrrustymonkey: * pops his monkey head into the twitterverse on this very chilly #TemporalTues & says, "Buon giorno!" *

mrrustymonkey: * strolls out the door of the #TemporalTues monastery & down the long, winding, cobblestone decent - on toward the main street below *

mrrustymonkey: * stops along the way @ a #TemporalTues corner bar, to grab a quick espresso. shoots it, like an old Italian man, & keeps walking *

mrrustymonkey: * there it is...his #TemporalTues steps! he is right @ the city centre now, & there's the old clock too! sits down. closes his eyes and... *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, we're all "Moonstruck" & the discoteca awaits! It's 1988.

mrrustymonkey: We're in Italy #TemporalTues, & nothing compares - to this mysterious & magical, Tuscan, night air.

mrrustymonkey: We dress in black #TemporalTues, it's the color you see - of being young 21, artistic & free.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, we make bronzes & frescos - but our new life's the art. The truest things that we've learned? Well, where should I start?

mrrustymonkey: Independence #TemporalTues - to rely on just "me". I can now live with "me" in any new geography!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, I feel fresh / @ my best! Now, be a good friend. Let me go off & dance. I'll never be here again.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, here's a lire to make your jukebox sing...Bitter Fruit - Little Steven

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Lilly & I travel to 1942, to watch the Axis powers succeed in creating their dinosaur army and release it upon the Allies.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Through black hole to play quarters with K-9 Mark IV. Lacking thumbs he's poor at it. Lacking a mouth he can't get drunk...

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scablander: #TemporalTues Going back to 1928 to watch Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Walt Disney's first big cartoon star. Oh, What a Knight

scablander: Walt Disney created Oswald the Rabbit in 1927, while working for Charles Mintz, who made cartoons for Universal Studios. #TemporalTues

scablander: The next year Mintz fired Disney, stole most of his staff and Oswald. In 1929, Universal sacked Mintz, took over Oswald. #TemporalTues

scablander: Universal handed Oswald to Walter Lantz, who would one day create Woody Woodpecker. He made 142 of the 194 Oswald cartoons. #TemporalTues

scablander: Disney felt no animosity to Lantz, who was innocent, and the two became good friends. Lantz's Oswald: Confidence #TemporalTues

scablander: Disney did some adjustments on Oswald and created the even more successful Mickey Mouse. Still, Disney wanted Oswald backl. #TemporalTues

scablander: Well, Walt, you got your beloved Rabbit Back! The Tale of Oswald (Now, if Disney give Uncle Scrooge back to Carl Barks.) #TemporalTues

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fangarius: Which reminds me, I'll activate T2's Toonchrono Circuits and visit Oswald in 1929 #TemporalTues

fangarius: I can recall when The Doctor and I accidentally ended up in The Wasteland due to a dimensional malfunction w/the TARDIS #TemporalTues

fangarius: Not sure what Oswald and Horace thought of a blue police box #TemporalTues

fangarius: Not even sure what Barbara, Ian and Susan thought of Oswald #TemporalTues

fangarius: But I do know my First Incarnate did inspire Oswald into creating the Animatronic Goofy and Donald #TemporalTues

fangarius: And Gus and his Gremlin crew did help us fix the TARDIS, much to The Doctor's chagrin. I do visit Oswald & Gus at times. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Technically, I recall Oswald confused at my First self, since he thought all wolves consume rabbits. #TemporalTues

fangarius: But secretly I prefer beef.. and a bit of sushi now and again..#TemporalTues

fangarius: Speaking of which, promised to swing back to 1959 & pick up Laverne & Shirley.. they've never had sushi.. #TemporalTues

fangarius: Of course they've not seen me since my Fourth Incarnate, so I hope my recent form doesn't shock them. #TemporalTues

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mousewords: #TemporalTues Wait right there! I'll join you! RT @ergozoom: @stacyjmt @mousewords Yup, we're at Disneyland :) photo

mousewords: #TemporalTues I'm borrowing @Wendell_Howe's time machine, to meet @ergozom & @lilbear7739 in Disneyland in 10 minutes. Who's with me? :-)

mousewords: #TemporalTues Appropriately, we'll meet them at Tomorrowland ^_^

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74th Temporal Tuesday - 30 November

2010-12-01T10:09:00.000-08:00

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Thursday, 25 November

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Cookiemouse: #TemporalTues on Thursday - Doctor Who - the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort

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Monday, 29 November
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mousewords: Taking a trip thru time travel memories: 54th Temporal Tuesday - 13 July
Tomorrow is Temporal Tuesday--when will you go? #temporaltues

mousewords: How-to behind the awesomeness that is Temporal Tuesday: Temporal Tuesday Rules Take your imagination for a trip! #temporaltues

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Monday, 30 November
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Wendell_Howe: Don't forget #TemporalTues http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/ It's also St. Andrew's Day aka Scotland's National Day. Do something Scottish.

Wendell_Howe: #TemporalTues go back and visit a Scotsman like Rob Roy, Alexander Graham Bell, William Wallace, James Watt, Robert Burns or David Tennant.

Wendell_Howe: But not Sean Connery. I understand he was a wee bit rude. #TemporalTues

Goldyfinch: @Wendell_Howe I think perhaps we've had a few modern Scots to go more suitably on that list than (the very good) ex Dr Who?!

Wendell_A_Howe: @Goldyfinch I do apologize for my lack of knowledge of 21st century history. Give me a list and I'll put it up on #TemporalTues

Goldyfinch: @Wendell_Howe Ewan Mcgregor, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Sir Phillip Cohen, Andy Murray, how many do you need?

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Cookiemouse: Scotland vs England 30 November 1872 #TemporalTues

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fangarius: #TemporalTues Bugs and I are going back and pulling a Bunny Prince Charlie in Scotland. Jamie thinks we're crazy. Silly boy, we're LOONEY!

fangarius: Here's a twist on TemporalTues, Rob's gonna cross-reference T2.5 Movie Transponder. What movie would you like to travel into & why?

fangarius: oops. Here's a twist on #TemporalTues, Rob's gonna cross-reference T2.5 Movie Transponder. What movie would you like to travel into & why?

fangarius: Me, I'd like to travel into one of those serials & see what they thought 2010 was like. #TemporalTues

fangarius: @michaeljnelson What time period would you @BillCorbett & @kwmurphy like to travel to on #TemporalTues?

fangarius: Also I'd jaunt into The Night Gallery, 1970, and help out that poor girl in 'The Diary.' #TemporalTues

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mrrustymonkey: *pops his monkey head into the twitterverse, on this #TemporalTues, & delights in the beautiful burnt orange & blue hue that surrounds him*

mrrustymonkey: *watches #TemporalTues come to a close, as a "War Eagle" flies around a stadium, in a place known as "The Loveliest Village on the Plains"*

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, we're watching the Iron Bowl & Auburn's about to win! It's last Friday, 2010.

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, Auburn was 3 touch downs & a field goal behind! But God's divine intervention was just in time...

mrrustymonkey: ..to turn this game around #TemporalTues - to settle an old score. Auburn needs to beat Bama like never before.

mrrustymonkey: It's important to Grandaddy #TemporalTues, I know you can see. It's the biggest rivalry in the whole SEC!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, now there's 30 seconds left on that big game clock. And we're dancing & screaming to each tiny tick tock.

mrrustymonkey: Count it down #TemporalTues, then let's do it again! I want to keep watching Auburn beat Bama & win!

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, tonight for my grandaddy, it's time to sing... "War Eagle!" Auburn's fight song

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WeLoveBender: @Wendell_Howe 2657 Cambridge - Currently at Faculty of History building, haven stolen bicycle and snow tires.

Wendell_Howe: @WeLoveBender Now, Now! Time travel was never made for illegal activities. (Although it does make an excellent get-away, doesn't it.)

WeLoveBender: @Wendell_Howe Sure does. Also allows you to perform some very sexy past-nastification, if you catch my drift. #immyowngrandpaunit

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Wendell_Howe: I wish I could go back and meet my own Scottish ancestors, the illustrious Celts of the Clan Graham for #TemporalTues #StAndrewsDay

Wendell_Howe: What do you mean the Grahams were Norman? My English ancestors, the Howes are Norman, too. I don't want to be a scummy Viking! #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: Erm, my apologies to Dr. Erik Olafson (Minnesota University Temporal Anthropologist) and all you other Vikings out there. #TemporalTues

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mousewords: I spent #TemporalTues with Amelia Earhart &Teddy Roosevelt--well, via "Night at the Museum." Maybe next Tuesday, meet them for real!

mousewords: Stacy: "Can you believe it's November 1st?" Me: "Wow. You're celebrating #TemporalTues in your own special way, arntcha?" S: "December 1st."

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DocGestalt: Happy #temporaltuesday right...? Or did they call that off today...

Nycteris: Happy #temporaltuesday right...? Or did they call that off today

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73rd Temporal Tuesday - 23 November

2010-11-24T17:08:00.000-08:00

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Thursday, 18 November
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Pictmatrix: Ohno! I missed #TemporalTues ... I'll never find out about the Earl of Dunfermline and earl of Callander's court case in 1674 now!!

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Monday, 22 November
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Wendell_Howe: Don't forget #TemporalTues tomorrow is the anniversary of first Doctor Who program (23rd November 1963) Time travel in honor of the Doctor.

Wendell_Howe: Let's see 2657 minus 1963...It's Doctor Who's 694th Anniversary! (Hmm, here in 1858 it would be the -105th Anniversary, wouldn't it?)

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Wendell_Howe: It's the Doctor Who Anniversary #TemporalTues Take a ride in a TARDIS (much roomer than my time machine.) http://temporaltues.blogspot.com/

Wendell_Howe: RT @simonscotland There is a Doctor / Who travels through time and space / in a police box #doctorwhoku #23111963 #TemporalTues

Wendell_Howe: #TemporalTues I'd love to take Adolphus Fairchild, who played 99th Doctor, back to 23 Nov. 1963 to meet Wiiliam Hartnell, who did 1st Doctor

Wendell_Howe: I believe I mentioned Adolphus will be playing a Temporal Anthropologist on BBC in 2658. He will get to be two time travelers. #TemporalTues

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mrrustymonkey: I think I'll take my #TemporalTues ride right now in fact @marleyterrier

mrrustymonkey: * spins his monkey head around in the twitterverse & shouts, "At last! It's #TemporalTues!" & looks around for his time machine *

mrrustymonkey: * finds this very special #TemporalTues time contraption & straps himself down for the ride. pushes the bright red start button & ... *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, they're stuck on each other like super glue! It's 1992.

mrrustymonkey: They're in love #TemporalTues, & there's no turning back. Mommy's in her apartment preparing to pack...

mrrustymonkey: ...to move in with my daddy #TemporalTues - to his really big house. She can stay there as long as my Mammaw allows. ;-)

mrrustymonkey: Every night #TemporalTues, they'll have a great date! Mommy won't have to wait & daddy will never be late!

mrrustymonkey: #TemporalTues, Mammaw & Grandaddy can easily see, that it's much safer for my mommy. I know you agree.

mrrustymonkey: And it's a big house #TemporalTues, mommy has her own wing. And, it won't be much longer till she'll get "the ring."

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, at last, it's time for my mommy to sing...At Last

mrrustymonkey: I'm glad you like my #TemporalTues travels @Moogie55. It never hurts to go back, now & again, to remind myself of where I've been.

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues 1889-Went to hear the jukebox make its debut at the Palais Royale Saloon in San Fran. Snuck in a 45 of "A Haunted Phonograph"

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues After the jukebox event 1889, I took Lilly forward to 1963 to watch the filming of the pilot episode of Doctor Who.

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theMentalMob: #TemporalTues And the garbage disappears from my alley once again.

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familytreeuk: I've been in 2010, 1996, 1910 and the early Roman era today - time for a cup of tea now #temporaltues

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Cookiemouse: #TemporalTues - Off to see first episode of Doctor Who in 1963
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SarayuJones: #TemporalTues Doctor Who 1963, here I come

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Scablander: Back to London, 23 November 1963 to see first Doctor Who episode: intro, part 1, part 2, part 3. #TemporalTues

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72nd Temporal Tuesday - 16 November

2010-11-17T13:32:00.000-08:00

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Thursday, 11 November

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vonHogflume: I have just been to 1812 to hear if the overture does sound like the battle. It doesn't. And I find today isn't #TemporalTues either.

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Saturday, 13 November

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Captain_Zaphod: #temporaltuesday March 18, 1852 made a small deposit with Wells, Fargo & Co. The interest should cover any future bail needs.

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Tuesday, 16 November

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OllyTed: @pasikas ohhh #temporaltuesday sownds beary teknikal - shall i luk fur moonin physiks buk?

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mrrustymonkey: * the old monkey dolls pops his head into the twitterverse, looking for the #TemporalTues time machine *

mrrustymonkey: * he finds his #TemporalTues seat. tears open a bag of peanuts & carefully pours them into a frosty, glass bottle Coke & takes a swallow *

mrrustymonkey: * then he closes his eyes on this #TemporalTues & ... *

mrrustymonkey: Today on this #TemporalTues, we're about to stop @ an old, country store. It's 1974.

mrrustymonkey: We're heading "down home" #TemporalTues, all excited to see... Grandmother & our family!

mrrustymonkey: But on the way #TemporalTues, we'll make a quick stop... at a fruit stand / gas pump / mom & pop.

mrrustymonkey: A sweet place #TemporalTues, of times long past. Oh, I wish I could make this scene last & last!

mrrustymonkey: It smells like cantaloupes #TemporalTues, & fried pork rinds. There are "country store" treats of every kind!

mrrustymonkey: But we choose "Coke & peanuts" #TemporalTues, which might sound absurd? "Coke & peanuts" is a book in 3 little words.

mrrustymonkey: A Southern thing #TemporalTues, & an odd sort of bond - a glue of our childhood memories, fond.

mrrustymonkey: So thank you #TemporalTues, for opening this door - a vignette of our past, that old country store.

mrrustymonkey: Oh #TemporalTues time machine, I pour peanuts in my Coke & sing...Take Me Home,Country Roads

Moogie55: @mrrustymonkey How beautiful :o) I love your #TemporalTues stories. Sending you lots of love from a wild & windy Wales *HUGS* xx

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vonHogflume: For #TemporalTuesday I went to 16 November 1665, to buy a copy of the first edition of The London Gazette. It was sold out!

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Wendell_Howe: 2657 Cambridge - I'll be in my office most of the day catching up. Pity I can't use #TemporalTues to steal a couple of days.

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Cookiemouse: #TemporalTues I'm off to 1938 to try the very first LSD synthesized today - Love + Peace! Albert Hoffman

Cookiemouse: #TemporalTues Albert Hoffmann, LSD and human consciousness - 16 November 1938 Albert Hoffman and impact of LSD on Collective Consciousnes

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Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Later on at Hobbs End. Prof Bernard Quatermass watches as a sealed chamber at the end of a missile is drilled open.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues The hole widens to reveal the contents of the sealed chamber: Breen doesn't find his warhead. Instead

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues He finds me playing Texas hold 'em w/ some Martians (three-legged-insectoid-creatures w/ horned heads). They were surprised.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Earlier this day...11/16/1973 - Watched Skylab 3 w/ a crew of 3 leave Cape Canaveral on an 84-day mission.

Captain_Zaphod: #TemporalTues Told Lilly I wasn't impressed since the Enterprise started it's 5 year mission 9/8/1966 with a crew of 430.

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scablander Going back to learn to write with the Hieroglyphics ABC song. Horrible Histories (Boy, this simplifies things.) #TemporalTues

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